Other Craptions

Zombie Survivor is a show I'd ACTUALLY watch.

Hey! I found where to put my dick in! BACK OFF!! I go first!

How Conservatives view Liberals.

Get down from there Al Gore, we love you!

Bill, you fat lazy bastard! Why aren't you helping us hold this tree up?

Folks, you're more likely to terrorize the kitten than to rescue it.

Last one to take their hand off the tree has to fuck the fat guy!!!

Tree's Company.

Adam & Eve + Eight

If you look closely, you'll see that this is a metaphor for the internet. Yes, I do mean that guy's asscrack.

They're touching our tree again! Throw Feces at them!

Just take a second to imagine the smell. You're welcome.

Sometimes tree hugging escalates to something more erotic.

Survivor: Alzheimers

The recession hit America hard.

It was only after they returned to work on Monday that everyone realized they'd forgotten the HR department at the company retreat.

Not pictured: Dignity

I didn't think it was possible to ruin a picture with a topless blonde. Thanks, grandma.

These Axe commercials keep getting weirder...

Wood Nymphs Gone Wild

Diarhea fight!!!

I, too, prefer amateur porn, but I do like some production value

The little-known trailer trash section of Greek mythology.

How Ents are made.

As they worshipped the tree their leader offered them a glimpse at the moon.

Living the high life in Obama's America.

Well, I think we know which one is in the Plumbers Union.

I know there's dirty dude ass and Grandmother Nature there, but that blonde has dirty hand prints gripping her thighs. Left click...Save Picture As...

Hello, 911? I need help fast! I'm in the woods and I've been treed by a group of feral hippies!

The usual arbor day celebrations take a turn for the worst

If you're ever lost in the woods, remember that moss only grows on the sane side of the tree.

Statues come to life, and begin searching for pigeons... searching for REVENGE...

I wonder where the guy that took this picture kept his camera.

There are 47 fetishes featured in this pic...name them!

OMG! It's my high school prom all over again

First there was tree huggers and now there is tree rapists.

Quick take the picture! It looks like we're holding it up see? This totally isn't lame.

Ouch! They're pretending to be tree bark just to avoid the fat guy.

I assume the label on the can of Comet says "Do Not Put In or Near Your Eyes" but I wouldn't know because I AM TOO BUSY SCRUBBING THEM!

You're doing it wrong.

Which brings me to my next point, kids...Don't Do Drugs!

"Weirdos," thought Larry.

And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky kids!

50,000 BC : it was still depressing when old people went to clubs.

Among Tolkien fans far and wide, there is a bizarre and little known fetish known as: Entism

I don't see anything but sideboob.

Lord of the flies, all grown up.

Just out of shot: A monkey holding their car keys.

This picture brings me to my next point...is Resident Evil 5 actually racist?