Craptions Classics July 28, 2009

Why will no one buy my apples?

DanD

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Amy Winehouse keeps showing signs of improvement.

SlappyMcGee

Looks like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp are now collaborating on a remake of "Snow White"

sish2000

An apple a day keeps the voices away.

ChaseMitchell

Vitamin C is important, even in the Underworld.

MikeSwisher

"Snow White will never suspect the apple is poisonous when I'm disguised as a typical high school student."

Kelly Robinson

Tranny Smith apple.

GaseousClay

No. I'm Vlad the Grocer now.

How every parent imagines their daughter's boyfriend.

seannyb

What a Level 16 Vegan looks like.

Versus

Thanks match.com!

lumberjef

What innocent childhood fairy tale will Tim Burton be fucking up next?

CavalierX

I was scared of mimes before they went goth.

Um, sir? I don't think you really NEED the chastity belt.

Unept
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