Other Craptions

Amy Winehouse keeps showing signs of improvement.

Looks like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp are now collaborating on a remake of "Snow White"

An apple a day keeps the voices away.

Vitamin C is important, even in the Underworld.

"Snow White will never suspect the apple is poisonous when I'm disguised as a typical high school student."

Tranny Smith apple.

No. I'm Vlad the Grocer now.

How every parent imagines their daughter's boyfriend.

What a Level 16 Vegan looks like.

Thanks match.com!

What innocent childhood fairy tale will Tim Burton be fucking up next?

I was scared of mimes before they went goth.

Um, sir? I don't think you really NEED the chastity belt.

Free Hugs

Edward Applehands was never as popular as his brother.

This is why I use Microsoft.

An apple a day won't keep this fucker away.

Well, okay, just one bite...

A new branch of the hardcore punk scene: Applecore

"You guys don't see it? I'm Ryuk! From Death Note? The apple is 'cause he's always eating apples. Why are you laughing?"

And that's how you make an apple turnover... to the DARK SIDE!!

Johnny Rotten Appleseed

Your ObamaCare representative

Eric was almost done the shopping. All he needed now was a head... of lettuce, and the hearts... of some artichokes. Oh, and fruit roll-ups.

It's probably better that vampires can't see their own reflections.

The Joker, by Hot Topic

Vampire or no vampire what the fuck is this guy doing in the daylight?

Mom?

"Hey, everyone! That goth kid we already beat up is also a teacher's pet. Let's get him!"

Ms Pelosi before she "puts her face on"

If he'd handed Eve the apple we'd still be in Eden

"What is your name? What is your quest? What is the air speed velocity of the unladen swallow?"

No matter how "jolly" the clown is, this is what 95% of the human population see them as.

I knew Johnny Depp would get a part in the live-action World of Warcraft movie

Sometimes the worm is OUTSIDE the apple.

To my mother this I swore; I'd eat unhealthy nevermore

Pardon me, I thought you said 'apple OF my eye', not that you want to trade an apple FOR my eye.

Goth fruit. And an apple.

That argument makes no sense... you're comparing apples and freaky social outcasts...

Even Satan wants you to make sure you get a full serving of fruits and vegetables each day.

Looks like the recession hit Underworld harder than anyone thought...

All the ingredients for a creepy pie.

That's weird, I can't find any biographical information on his IMDb page.

Hey, Snow White, wake up! Someone's here to see you. Get your ass out of bed, you hear me?

I guess the new Garnier Fructus campaign is geared towards Twilight fans.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But you're still gonna be ugly.

he only smiled as chris hanson walked out from behind the curtain

Japan has weirder everything, even pedophiles.

Billy Mays came back from the dead to sell you an AMAZING apple peeler.