Other Craptions

Chimpin' ain't easy.

THAT WAS OUR PLANET!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Americans are getting out of shape!

That's just silly. Apes can't roller blade.

Is that a bannana in your pocket or...oh it is.

Not pictured - the spirited inner-city dance squad who just got served.

Evolution: The Interpretive Dance

Outsourcing has gone too far

A Southern re-enactment of the Scopes Monkey Trial.

"...act natural..."

Reservoir Apes

Huh, I'm disappointed. I see one of them is clearly doing monkey business, but I was hoping to see some monkey shines.

Charlton Heston's private Hell.

Wow, the rainforest really IS overdeveloped.

Announcing the new Alaska Govenor candidate.

"Where'd I get the clothes? Banana Republic."

I don't mind them being here. I just hate it when they throw their shit at me.

Great-grandpa?

"They just robbed a fucking bank, stop taking pictures and get them!"

"Excuse me, but has anyone here seen a large, rectangular black monolith around perchance?"

I knew it... Porch Monkeys have overrun Washington D.C.

Well that settles it. Apparently not EVERYTHING is funnier with monkeys in human clothes.

The N.Double Ape C.P. meets in Wahington...

Tell Jane Goodall to take her tour group somewhere else!

The Dawn of the Dead/Planet of the Apes crossover looks like a real loser.

...suddenly, the photographer froze in his tracks, as he remembered using the new banana scented Axe body spray this morning

Apparently primates are responsible for today's shitty prime-rates.

Picking the jury for the Scopes trial was trickier than you might have imagined.

Gorillas in the midst.

Thanks, eHarmony!

Which pokemon is appropriate in this situation?

Next on National Geographic: The world's best dressed animals.

Mungo, Pongo, Hungo, and Lungo couldn't understand it. They'd planned the zoo-break down to the last detail, but somehow people saw through their people disguises.

The missing link was more convincing than creationists could have imagined!

Bubbles' family waits outside the courthouse for a decision on their share of Michael Jackson's estate.

If anybody's got American Tourister luggage, I'd get the hell outta here.

They keep saying that the Narnia stories are full of Christian allegory, but I fail to see it.

If that's Rob Schnider I'm going to punch him in the taint.

Oceans 14 is running out of ideas.

What does this have to do with tobacco companies?

I TOLD you it would grow back twice as thick!

Where's a goddam poacher when you need one?

Reverse evolution. Where's your Darwin now?

Gorillas learn that it is time to get the hell out of the mist and into Versace.

The principal at the school for the blind is a jackass.

Those anti smoking ads are just getting annoying.

LOOK OUT! THEY'RE THROWING SH- no..wait, thats just our economy.

Strapped for ideas, cable starts airing their newest reality show, "Jon and Kate, plus Apes."

D. Kong, Attorney at Law