Craptions Classics July 26, 2009

These FreeCreditReport.com commercials are getting out of hand.

Diasdiem

Other Craptions

Man, I hate that dream when you're about to perform the Gay Caterpillar in the traveling circus and you discover to your horror you're in your underwear.

Julius_Goat

The Guantanamo photo you HAVEN'T seen.

BowToTheBard

Dear Penthouse...

Listless

There Will Be Blood-Cells: the musical

limphy

You know, Satanists really aren't so bad. Just a little socially awkward.

Jeff Kelly

Every time Grandpa loses his glasses, an entire circus troupe shows up to help him. We're still not entirely sure why, but it's always a good time at Grandpa's house!

racedogg2

"God damn it, Marcus! This is the third time you forgot your costume.. We look like a bunch of fucking retards now."

gm_zero

Interpretive dance entitled "The Menstrual Cycle"

QueenSativa

Good work guys; 10 more hours and that Guinness World Record is ours.

Listless

When did Slipknot start playing smooth jazz?

umpa lumpa upadee dee I've got another riddle for thee...

Sev Squad

In Hell, you must eternally dance the Extreme Hokey Pokey.

Kelly Robinson

The moron who made up the fliers couldn't spell so Bob showed up hoping to get together with other satin worshippers.

Blinker_Fluid

Sometimes I regret that it's gone out of style to use a big cane to remove an act from the stage.

Kelly Robinson
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