Other Craptions

Man, I hate that dream when you're about to perform the Gay Caterpillar in the traveling circus and you discover to your horror you're in your underwear.

The Guantanamo photo you HAVEN'T seen.

Dear Penthouse...

There Will Be Blood-Cells: the musical

You know, Satanists really aren't so bad. Just a little socially awkward.

Every time Grandpa loses his glasses, an entire circus troupe shows up to help him. We're still not entirely sure why, but it's always a good time at Grandpa's house!

"God damn it, Marcus! This is the third time you forgot your costume.. We look like a bunch of fucking retards now."

Interpretive dance entitled "The Menstrual Cycle"

Good work guys; 10 more hours and that Guinness World Record is ours.

When did Slipknot start playing smooth jazz?

umpa lumpa upadee dee I've got another riddle for thee...

In Hell, you must eternally dance the Extreme Hokey Pokey.

The moron who made up the fliers couldn't spell so Bob showed up hoping to get together with other satin worshippers.

Sometimes I regret that it's gone out of style to use a big cane to remove an act from the stage.

Just because you're paralyzed from the waist down doesn't mean you can't put on a good show.

This, children, is how babies are made. Tragic, horrifying babies.

It looks like it doesn't matter which shoulder you listen to, they are both saying just do it...

Casting call for new porno movie: "A Chorus Fucking Line".

Bet you didn't know the 6,999 position even existed.

This question has been bugging me. What has ten arms, two legs, and five awkward erections?

When I was your age we had to walk on all fours, uphill both ways.

Oh man, are all the pandas rented?

It's all fun and games until some moron in the audience tries to join in.

We can dance if we wanna, but apparently we can't leave ALL our friends behind.

VH1's riveting new dance competition..."So You Think You Can Dance With a Spinal Injury" starts this Fall.

You laugh, but it really de-stresses the back.

Eerily enough, each of the three judges gave their performance a 6.

Tell your grandfather to get off the stage.

My therapist said I should try some new experiences and learn to face my fear!

"And we made the costumes out of satan. I mean satin... yeah, satin..."

Yes, I do want to learn about Menstruation. No, I do not wish to learn it through Interpretative Dance.

It's not porn, but it'll do.

This wouldn't have happened if the guy in front hadn't stopped short.

If all Noids are like this, then it's no wonder no one wants dominos

Remember, we're available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

"Yeah, well, your demons wear combat boots."

Whats this pic doing here? It was supposed to stay in vegas!

Ron Jeremy presents "A Whorus Line" now playing at your local porno theater.

Ha Ha, they look so stup...Dad?

and that's how borscht is made..

Mosh pits ain't what they used to be

Underwear is the new red.

Red touches yellow, will gang rape a fellow.

Woodstock: the performers no one reminisces about

John had a few devils on his back until he couldn't take the weight anymore.

The Satanists are going for a more "kid-friendly" look this year.

What? I like how the satin feels on my neck.

You don't just START at the front of the devil's chorus line with a uniform, you have to earn it!

French President Nicolas Sarkozy collapsed at an undisclosed location today. He will be hospitalized overnight although everything seems to be intact, except his dignity.