Other Craptions

It's an expensive way to travel what with the price of bamboo these days...

Chen knew it was a bad idea to take his car to the TV show "Wimp My Ride".

This car is not only rare, it's endangered.

That poor guy really got bamboozled by the car dealership.

Do you know why I pulled you over?

Ohhhhhh what a feeling....Toy Panda.

Car accidents on pandas are both devastating and hilarious.

Hi-yo, Ling Ling, away!

The true panda express

Dude, an epic mount!

Personally, I prefer taking the cross town crocodile to work.

My other endangered vehicle is a polar bear.

Tekken has really jumped the shark.

Wong locked his doors. He was driving through a bad part of town. Lots of brown and black bears.

"If this doesn't get me laid, I give up..."

Can you describe the vehicle that struck you?

Let me guess, their road rage is settled with pillowfights.

For some reason I don't view China as a threat anymore.

The Japanese version of John Wayne is a little less than intimidating when he rides into town.

Excuse me, could you give me directions to Extinction?

The Fast and the Furriest.

In Communist China, panda rides you.

Hurry up, Comic-Con opens in five minutes.

I know it's my last $2, but he pays 50:1

Not the most subtle way to smuggle endangered animals...

Moments later, Mike was killed in a head-on collision with a old lady driving a Cougar.

"Onwards!"

Chen didn't care that he was different from the other children, he wanted to be on the polo team no matter what.

It's a shame they're endangered, they get great gas mileage.

Nobody takes the Yakuza seriously anymore

Goldilocks tried out three vehicles that day. The first one went too fast. The second one went too slow. But the third one was just right.

Rollin' in my '64 Impanda

I swear . . . "Lost" has become completely incomprehensible.

Very luxurious, but it goes through bamboo like crazy.

Billy rides the ingredients to his job at McDonald's.

I don't wanna know how you jumpstart a Panda Bear.

"I'd have been here sooner, but traffic was a bear."

he picked the economical panda rather than the gas guzzling grizzly

They see me rollin, on my panda...

I see he's riding bearback...

Anyone get the number on that bear?

July 25, 2009 - The bears lose their sentience.

PETA's not gonna like honda's new line...

Why the hell do the chinese keep on making toys out of endangered animals?! I personally still have a dodo bike

And the number one reason to save the American auto industry is ....

TRANSFORMERS 7: Rebel without a Claws awwww fuck it you'll watch it anyway

Seabiscuit ain't got shit on Ling Ling

When even bicycles are too expensive.

For the first time, XingXing ponders the taste of human flesh.