Craptions Classics July 24, 2009

He felt so bad about Transformers 2, he showed up to personally offer people refunds on their way out of the theater.

ChaseMitchell

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Finding nowhere to park, Optimus had no choice but to transform.

I'd give him money, but he'd just blow it on energy cubes

bcanders

Probably the only time you'll see a star and 'Kimmel Live' in the same picture.

Thomas Calnan

Parking meters are a little different here in Japan.

ArthurPark

Finally, the RoboHooker comes to America!

CavalierX

Don't make eye contact, he'll just follow us until we give him something.

Unept

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

Fkelleghan

"Alright! Who parked in my handicapped space?!?!"

jtklove

shit where did i park?...oh....right

sgt.salt

Michael J. Fox in his new shake-free suit.

Ed_Gein

Fuck!! I said transport me to the stars of MY galaxy..

natebooze

While it may not seem so, the car behind him is the actual Transformer.

Kolko

Optimus Prime wanted to say goodbye to Michael Jackson, too.

stodavr

One shall stand, One shall fall, and One shall take valet tickets.

Mr.Bill
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