Other Craptions

Finding nowhere to park, Optimus had no choice but to transform.

I'd give him money, but he'd just blow it on energy cubes

Probably the only time you'll see a star and 'Kimmel Live' in the same picture.

Parking meters are a little different here in Japan.

Finally, the RoboHooker comes to America!

Don't make eye contact, he'll just follow us until we give him something.

The SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.

"Alright! Who parked in my handicapped space?!?!"

shit where did i park?...oh....right

Michael J. Fox in his new shake-free suit.

Fuck!! I said transport me to the stars of MY galaxy..

While it may not seem so, the car behind him is the actual Transformer.

Optimus Prime wanted to say goodbye to Michael Jackson, too.

One shall stand, One shall fall, and One shall take valet tickets.

What we all wish Michael Bay did for a living.

Will unleash an utterly incomprehensible array of moving parts for food.

Hmm, a character from a Michael Bay movie. Oh shit, I gotta get out of here before something explodes!

Eddie Murphy would still pick it up.

C3 P-U

If he's doing the Robot, he deserves my quarter.

...and this one transforms into a SmartCar.

He looks bigger on tv.

"What the fuck? Talking robot here!! Am I normal for you people to see everyday?"

This is how Jimmy Kimmel gets to work undetected.

Cracked obviously went to LA and was fascinated -- we who live here see this shit every day.

Mr. Bay? There's a, uh, thing outside, says you owe him residuals

You wouldn't think he had to, but even optimus prime had to make the move to hollywood to get his big break..

Transformers 3: No one cares anymore.

This is Hollywood, Comicon is in San Diego, douche

Nope, can't get laid here either...

Thats a prime spot for pan handling

Hey! Somebody stole my ca-- Oh, right.

Spare any change... that's right, keep walking bitch!

Actually, no - that's about equal to what meets my eyes.

Aren't you a little short for a transformer?

Hate to break this to you, but this is'nt going to get you closer to Megan Fox

Optimus!! The Decipticons are behind you disguised as iPods!

Worst prostitution sting EVER.

Freedom is the right of all Sentient beings. FREEDOM TO STRUT

Ironically, he had to wait for his mom to pick him up.

More like "walk of shame"

I'm tired of those illegal aliens peddling for work.

"Will tranform for Food."

Before he became famous, Optimus turned tricks for dime-bags of blow

Shit, my car was parked in the handicapped space, they must have towed it. Oh hi Optimus.

Keith was proud of his parking job. It wasn't just a prime parking spot... It was an optimus prime parking spot...

President Obama is now wearing an adamantite suit for extra protection after another of his wonderful(?) ideas.

He transforms into an awkward teen with scoliosis.

He's looking for Hollywood Starscream.