Other Craptions

I don't even want to imagine what kind of car this thing transforms into.

Thanks, eHarmony!

Transformers 3: Robots in Disguise

I know what you are all thinking. "It looks pretty cool, but where do I stick my dick?"

That's it... just roll five more feet and you'll be the first robot to come out of the closet.

They'll never accept our love. We must always hide what we are: a robot and an incredibly well disguised marmot.

We did it, guys! We made the first robot ever designed to feel shame and social awkwardness!

Did the Transformer fuck the Smurf or did the Smurf fuck the Transformer?

A rare glimpse of Stephen Hawking without his skin.

Robo-molestor is 84% successful when stating his lower half is a keg of beer and he's all out of cups.

This year's fashion show was a gigaflop.

Futuristic cocktail parties and Southern murderers of the 21st century were no match for Truman Capotebot 5000.

"Don't worry Optimus, this way you can mingle with all the other retired Tranformers, play bingo, and there's always someone here to change your oil..."

"It's Not A Purse, It's A Satchel!! ... Robot!"

Gay sex — he's got an app for that.

Skynet has become self aware. And it was a tough realization to explain to it's parents.

I can't tell if that's homemade or store bot.

Transformophiles

Great disguise, Johnny 5.

Who needs a girlfriend. . . .right?. .. right?

I TOLD you gay marriage would lead to this!

The right arm was lost at a board meeting, the left leg at a convention. He's more machine than man now.

The Cylons might still be years away from making a believable human, but the glowing eyebrows is a step in the right direction.

The first terminators were easy to spot...

Terminator 5: Doomed.

I TOLD you guys Michael Jackson would be back!

Don't make me fabulous... you wouldn't like me when I'm fabulous...

The Project Runway challenges are getting pretty silly.

YOUR LOVE IS WRONG!

"Good news everyone! I've invented a robot that remembers the good old days."

You think I'm letting RoboTailor here take my inseam, you better thing again!

Why does something like this always happen whenever I use a goddam changing room.

At the Old NAV-E.

Without the hat it would just look stupid.

I think I felt more comfortable with the video cameras monitoring the changing rooms.

"So how do you like your new body, Mr. McCain?"

Wall-E's sex video auditions

Hey! stop staring at my nuts. Or are those my bolts?

When will Joan Rivers just stop?!?

"Johnny 5 said disrobe, not disassemble bitch"

Some people call him the space cowboy

Is that a piston in your pants or are you just happy to see me? oh, it's a piston.

I'm sorry Dave...I'm just too sexy for my shirt...but the hat stays.

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Gary felt unstoppable - no longer will he be reserving a table for 1.

We've created a Scout master that won't molest young boys!

Who knew Skynet was a WASP?

Mom? Dad? I have something to tell you...

Skynet's first series of robots specialized in terminating social taboos.