So Sarah Jessica Parker finally came out with a sex vid, eh?
Understandably, immediately after taking his electronic tracking collar off, Michael Vick Tackled the first piece of ass he saw.
And that's where Centaurs come from.
Neigh means NO!!!
When whispering doesn't work...
New Zealand Rules Football is intense.
Told you horses were made of Glue!
Cowboys 6, Broncos 0
Superman's hobbies are fucking strange.
In all fairness, humans are notoriously hard to ride.
Farmer Jack had enough of Mr. Ed's breakdancing.
Next up on Country vs. Species: An Englishman fights a hippo.
Because polo is for pussies.
What a football game against the Broncos should really look like.
Daniel never really understood the quote about horseshoes and hand grenades. So while it was noble to throw himself on top of a horse to save others, it was also really dumb.