Craptions Classics July 21, 2009

So Sarah Jessica Parker finally came out with a sex vid, eh?

CavalierX

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Understandably, immediately after taking his electronic tracking collar off, Michael Vick Tackled the first piece of ass he saw.

navybond007

And that's where Centaurs come from.

wquates

Neigh means NO!!!

Zaphod

When whispering doesn't work...

Thomas Calnan

New Zealand Rules Football is intense.

seannyb

Told you horses were made of Glue!

Ozweego

Cowboys 6, Broncos 0

sish2000

Superman's hobbies are fucking strange.

Iceland

In all fairness, humans are notoriously hard to ride.

JakeSB

Farmer Jack had enough of Mr. Ed's breakdancing.

Next up on Country vs. Species: An Englishman fights a hippo.

seannyb

Because polo is for pussies.

Diasdiem

What a football game against the Broncos should really look like.

Diasdiem

Daniel never really understood the quote about horseshoes and hand grenades. So while it was noble to throw himself on top of a horse to save others, it was also really dumb.

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