Other Craptions

Understandably, immediately after taking his electronic tracking collar off, Michael Vick Tackled the first piece of ass he saw.

And that's where Centaurs come from.

Neigh means NO!!!

When whispering doesn't work...

New Zealand Rules Football is intense.

Told you horses were made of Glue!

Cowboys 6, Broncos 0

Superman's hobbies are fucking strange.

Farmer Jack had enough of Mr. Ed's breakdancing.

In all fairness, humans are notoriously hard to ride.

Next up on Country vs. Species: An Englishman fights a hippo.

Because polo is for pussies.

What a football game against the Broncos should really look like.

Daniel never really understood the quote about horseshoes and hand grenades. So while it was noble to throw himself on top of a horse to save others, it was also really dumb.

Sorry, I was distracted by the Four Boobs Are Better Than Two link to the right.

The Christopher Reeves home videos have been released to DVD!

Worst time to get an erection #17283.

This is what happens when you let your horse watch too many John Woo movies.

Bob knew he had to save his horse from taking that bullet.

The horse cannon, delivering its payload at a lethal velocity, kills Jim instantly.

I guess a man can get pretty horny after years in the wilderness...

...and the horse I rode in on? All right but you'll have to help me hold him down.

My cat does the same thing when I try to give him a pill.

WWE - World Wrestling Equestrian

The Wachowski Brothers proudly present Seabiscuit:Reloaded

Cow tipping. You're doing it wrong.

Horse tipping is much more extreme than cow tipping.

Horse frisbee ain't easy, man.

a demonstration of horse capoeira...

I hope PETA doesn't get a hold of this guy.

And this is why I went to Tijuana.

Deleted scene from "The Godfather"

Oh! Excuse me. I wasn't watching where I was going.

There's more than one way to skin a cat. But a horse? There's only one way... and it's not pretty...

Michael Bay directs "Equus" remake...

Heads or tails? Call it in the air...

Tobacco advertisers have to be very subtle nowadays.

It's Mister Ed with the catch and OOHH! He's taken down HARD!

God-dammit Thunder.....You are going to get a bath, whether you like it or not!!!!!

Mr Ed just mouthed off to the wrong guy.

With this horse, side saddle is pretty much the only option.

Next on I Survived A Japanese Game Show.

It's true, putting a diaper on a horse is the hardest job around.

...i'm so bored of that bullet time effect...

...and that's why I'm a vegetarian.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, but feel free to wrestle it to the ground if you want.

She's faking it.

This pony's one trick: killin' dudes.

I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and fucking horses up.