Craptions Classics July 20, 2009

Dammit, I only came out here because they said there'd be a topless float...

CavalierX

Other Craptions

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

sypher.mp3

They shouldn't have passed under that bridge on the parade route.

Thomas Calnan

The Brotherhood of the Travelling Pants

sish2000

This is pants down the worst parade ever.

Kolko

Objects in the mirror are comically larger than they appear.

slickjamesjik

Opening day at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library

CavalierX

They WERE showing off the World's tallest man until they hit a telephone wire.

Next time you'll take a sign saying "Warning: Low Bridge" a bit more seriously.

CavalierX

My other car is the top half.

Truthiness

The parade for the national "is that a __________ in your pocket" day

natebooze

The world´s shortest parade: Things people in Texas don´t think are gay.

LDog

He's half the man he used to be.

steeze_bucket

I take it a 69's out of the question then?

Brett-Butler

What you can't see: the Camoflage shirt.

theburning
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