Dammit, I only came out here because they said there'd be a topless float...
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party
They shouldn't have passed under that bridge on the parade route.
The Brotherhood of the Travelling Pants
This is pants down the worst parade ever.
Objects in the mirror are comically larger than they appear.
Opening day at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library
They WERE showing off the World's tallest man until they hit a telephone wire.
Next time you'll take a sign saying "Warning: Low Bridge" a bit more seriously.
My other car is the top half.
The parade for the national "is that a __________ in your pocket" day
The worldÂ´s shortest parade: Things people in Texas donÂ´t think are gay.
He's half the man he used to be.
I take it a 69's out of the question then?
What you can't see: the Camoflage shirt.