Other Craptions

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

They shouldn't have passed under that bridge on the parade route.

The Brotherhood of the Travelling Pants

This is pants down the worst parade ever.

Objects in the mirror are comically larger than they appear.

Opening day at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library

They WERE showing off the World's tallest man until they hit a telephone wire.

Next time you'll take a sign saying "Warning: Low Bridge" a bit more seriously.

My other car is the top half.

The world´s shortest parade: Things people in Texas don´t think are gay.

The parade for the national "is that a __________ in your pocket" day

He's half the man he used to be.

I take it a 69's out of the question then?

What you can't see: the Camoflage shirt.

Haulin' Ass.

What leg of the tour de France is this?

...but on the plus side, those killer pigeons left his jeans completely untouched. So there's that...silver lining.

The world's largest shift-and-tuck erection.

This is your topless parade?! Whatta waist.

"Whew, we had a close call at the bridge back there... Shaq? SHAQ?!"

It took a little boy to point out that the clothes had no Emperor.

Harry's invisibility cloak didn't quite cover Hagrid.

Tom Cruise just likes to sit atop this statue and dream.

"That's enough, kids! The next one to talk is riding the rest of the journey in the pants."

Levi's new "Paul Bunyan" Line of Jeans.

You Don't Want To See The Candy You Get From This Float...

Another asshole blocking traffic.

Daddy, why are all these people looking at us? It's envy honey, envy.

If that's the only argument for Intelligent Design, no wonder no-one took it seriously.

We don't have time to finish the whole thing! Just make sure you complete the bulge!

That's one pinata I'd like to bust open, (gay noises).

Friends try to send Dr. Manhattan a clear message.

Now NO ONE will notice the four dead bodies in the trunk!

What a damn shame. A pair of giant American blue jeans being towed by a foreign truck

I for one welcome our erected disembodied pant overlords.

Because new laws prohibit the display of Truck Nuts.

Beware rednecks bearing gifts

and to think only yesterday it was just known as the town Teen Wolf took place in.

This was taken right before Clifford the Dog humped the shit out of that

Well isn't he Mr. Fancy Pants!

That guy shit a working Buick.

Bruce Banner finally gets himself some "angry pants."

Bob is taking the whole "pants-party" thing waaayyy too far.

Music Video for Weird Al's Parody of Fall Out Boy - "Dance, Dance"

Like a Rock (not shown)

Skirt? My float don't need no faggy skirt!

Looks like the Mr. Clean float is hurting from the recession, too.

Its a premature ejaculation - He came in his pants

How big are the socks he's stuffing his crotch with?