Other Craptions

Maybe now people will understand why I have sex with buildings.

I think there's something very wrong in the Matrix.

I can't think of anything, other than this fountain/art is fucking stupid.

ALL the Dutch kids want to stick their finger in that hole.

Ironically, it isn't insured against water damage.

...You take a right turn, go 7 blocks, then left, and it's by this giant fucking face.... You can't miss it.

When I drool while sleeping, people are turned off. But put it on a giant monument and they can't get enough.

We're sorry sir. The Goatse picture you wanted was unavailable.

I was told this was IMAX. It looks more like a CliMAX to me.

A fountain builder who's not phallic obsessed?? Must be a lesbian...

Lady Gaga's really gone overboard with her costume this time.

In Soviet Russia building spits on YOU!

Call me old fashioned but I only like fountains when they have cherubs pissing water.

Real life porn Tetris. Wait till you see the L shape.

This fountain gives great head.

What's the matter? You don't want to drink from the Prostitute water fountain. There's a good 5% chance you won't get AIDS.

If the world trade centre looked like this, 9/11 would have been HILARIOUS

The new fire hydrants at the Scientology Facility might just catch on.

Welcome to Belgium.

Olmec got an upgrade.

I knew you could talk sh!t, but I had no idea you could talk piss as well.

And that’s how I met your mother.

Yeah, it's really cool until they cycle the picture and some dude's face pops up.

The government just wants you to know that they have money for retarded shit AND that shit can spit on you for them.

That's just a shame. Good girls don't spit.

And that's where babies come from.

"I told you it was a bad idea to let Mapplethorpe build the municipal fountain!"

The new twilight zone episodes were never as good.

Look, I can't kiss you if you don't come all the way to my dimension.

Sure it cures snoring, but is it worth it?

The little known Spitting Tower of Pisa.

It's only a matter of time until 4chan hacks that screen and puts goatse up there.

I didn't know Cracked was moving to a new office.

It's the Bill Clinton Memorial. The water is actually shooting into the mouth.

How many drunks do you think are actually going to try and stick their dicks in that hole?

What a woman looks like to a gay man...

Wow. I hope my complexion's that good when I'm four hundred feet tall.

"And that is where water comes from" - Tom Cruise

THis is the famed "Spit's Building". The "Swallow's Building" is a few blocks down.

How is this supposed to be selling jeans?

It was the worst anniversary gift Sheila ever got.

It's bad enough when kids are spitting off buildings, but when the building's start doing it...

Spit or...oh. ok then

I have no idea where to throw my pennies.

In Soviet Russia drinking fountain is you!

Yes, this theme is much more popular than the 'nerd popping a zit' version.

"Weird, it's like her spit follows me wherever I go."

2001, a space-WHAT THE FUCK?!

The world trade center memorial was a tad unconventional to say the least.