Do you know why I pulled you over?
John used to drive by the Olympic stadium and jeer at the javelinists. Used to.
Next on Pimp My Ride, Hellraiser's Ford Taurus
My other car is Cthulhu
"So... did I pass my driving test?"
This is what 1.21 jigawatts does to a car without a flux capacitor
When a Transformer hits puberty, hair grows in places that you least expect.
Hello, this is Onstar. What seems to be the problem today?
Magneto's powers first manifested when he was losing his virginity in the back of his mom's Chevy.
My last girlfriend only slashed my tires.
Don't give a tentacle-rape monster Viagra while driving.
Dr. Octupus and Optimus Prime, and a terrible fit of passion, created a nerd's wet dream. 10 months later, Doctor Prime was born... and he kicked ass.
Can we just not get our insurance companies involved?
This time, Marty McFly didn't make it back to the future.
I, for one, welcome our cyanobacteria overlords.