Other Craptions

John used to drive by the Olympic stadium and jeer at the javelinists. Used to.

Next on Pimp My Ride, Hellraiser's Ford Taurus

My other car is Cthulhu

"So... did I pass my driving test?"

This is what 1.21 jigawatts does to a car without a flux capacitor

When a Transformer hits puberty, hair grows in places that you least expect.

Hello, this is Onstar. What seems to be the problem today?

Magneto's powers first manifested when he was losing his virginity in the back of his mom's Chevy.

My last girlfriend only slashed my tires.

Don't give a tentacle-rape monster Viagra while driving.

Dr. Octupus and Optimus Prime, and a terrible fit of passion, created a nerd's wet dream. 10 months later, Doctor Prime was born... and he kicked ass.

Can we just not get our insurance companies involved?

This time, Marty McFly didn't make it back to the future.

I, for one, welcome our cyanobacteria overlords.

Where will your car be when diarrhea strikes?

"Mitchell, you idiot! I said 'poll a thousand drivers on our car's thrust', not 'thrust a thousand poles through a driver'!"

Say what you want about Segways, at least they're not likely to have this happen.

"oh yeah, that's what that button does."

"As you can see, the carjacker doesn't stand a chance. We're still working on preserving the occupants."

Pictured: Prototype's Alex Mercer having an orgasm while having sex in the back seat.

Sometimes, you just know without asking that they don't have any Grey Poupon.

I'm guessing Spike called shotgun?

This is why you pay attention to those factory recall letters

Aww man, thank God I bought "1000 metal bars piercing" insurance

Should have paid attention to all those warning signs that are posted in the Craption contest.

Gentlemen, behold! I got my license!

Thomas Edison's car after he fucked with Tesla.

This is what it looks like when chuck Norris has an orgasm.

I still think the Aston Martin had much cooler weapons.

CSI got a bit bored when checking out the bullet holes.

Laws of physics? Where we're going we don't need laws of physics.

Goddamit Logan, how many times do I have to tell you to not jerk off inside the car

"Hey Dad, um...funny story about the car..."

Dammit Xibit, I said a Playstation not a deep sea anemone!

Fuckin' Spartans....

He was poled over

and that's why you won't be going to the drive in with wolverine

Ford might want to reconsider the installed Pokeball in the new Taurus.

What seems to be the problem, Officer?

Please don't blink and drive.

The internet ran out of room. Tentacle rape jokes were blamed.

As you can see from the angles of all the phasor shots, Captain Kirk in his Taurus had no chance against the Klingon gangstas surrounding him.

I told you not to put that in water until after we got out of the car!

JFK assassination plan B

YO DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKE TENTACLE RAPE SO WE PUT TENTACLES IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN RAPE WHILE U RAPE

The Passion of the Christ, as presented by Toyota.

Ancient Man had to hunt for his cars.

Ya know... those headhunters make me think we're not in South Carolina anymore.

You can use it to travel back to a time that this chandelier wasn't considered tacky...