Craptions Classics July 17, 2009

"Give me back my fucking Coke!"

HUMLY

Other Craptions

"What do you do for a living?" "I shoot endangered animals and put them in comical situations. It doesn't pay much, but it's a passion."

phreesh

Bear knuckle boxing

JCarlton

As the Earth warmed, competition for ice sheets increased.

Mikelibrarian

Rocky Bearboa vs. Apolar Creed

sish2000

You don't growl about fight club.

Thomas Calnan

It's the only place in the world you can still find white boxers.

ChaseMitchell

The Museum Curator sighed disgustedly, "Well, I guess that's what I get for letting Michael Bay design the new display...."

mabogo

If you knew that Mike Tyson was raised by boxing Polar bears, you'd probably understand why he ate Holyfield's ear.

Where Care Bears go when they need to bash someone's face in.

"Move like a butterfly? Sting like a bee? How's about I just hit you like A BIG FUCKING BEAR??"

Julius_Goat

"I got your coke and a smile right over here, buddy."

jtklove

pushing the boundaries once again, tyson goes beyond the facial tatoo and gets a polarbearplasty to gain employment

natebooze

It's not their fault they're violent. These are bi-polar bears.

Julius_Goat

Winnie the Pooh's lust for honey got him into the ring when he heard Muhammad Ali could sting like a bee.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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