Other Craptions

"What do you do for a living?" "I shoot endangered animals and put them in comical situations. It doesn't pay much, but it's a passion."

Bear knuckle boxing

As the Earth warmed, competition for ice sheets increased.

Rocky Bearboa vs. Apolar Creed

You don't growl about fight club.

It's the only place in the world you can still find white boxers.

The Museum Curator sighed disgustedly, "Well, I guess that's what I get for letting Michael Bay design the new display...."

If you knew that Mike Tyson was raised by boxing Polar bears, you'd probably understand why he ate Holyfield's ear.

Where Care Bears go when they need to bash someone's face in.

"Move like a butterfly? Sting like a bee? How's about I just hit you like A BIG FUCKING BEAR??"

"I got your coke and a smile right over here, buddy."

pushing the boundaries once again, tyson goes beyond the facial tatoo and gets a polarbearplasty to gain employment

It's not their fault they're violent. These are bi-polar bears.

Winnie the Pooh's lust for honey got him into the ring when he heard Muhammad Ali could sting like a bee.

What horrible things would you resort to for a Klondike bar?

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is Larry."

Rumble in the Tundra.

YES! Now, give me JEALOUSY! Show me DANGEROUS! I LOVE IT!! You'll be STARS!

I have the right to "Bear" arms!

Fight for the pleasure of the mighty Walrus Lord, your pain amuses him...

"Wow, I thought this would be an easy fight. Just my luck, my opponent is ANOTHER friggin' polar bear."

sarah Palin's living room.

He won... but just bearly.

OK, National Geographic. Explain THIS.

"I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender. Instead of a polar bear. Which is what I am, face it."

I think I saw this on FOX???

With polar ice caps on the decline, finding a spot is getting pretty competitive.

Rule Number One: Don't talk about Polar Fight Club.

From the shadows, the walrus smirked as his plans began to unfold...

Winner gets to eat the film crew.

UFC: Ursus Fighting Championship

This is why polar bears are getting extinct, deathmatches

This craption will never be as funny as anything writen in teh first 5 minutes of a new craption picture =(

Who you callin' Ursa Minor, bitch?!

Mommy and Daddy Bear get into it after Daddy declares "That little bitch was right! This porridge IS too goddamn cold!!"

John Lennon watches a boxing match...

The disagreement about whether a bear shits in the woods or the arctic tundra escalated quickly.

Float like an Iceberg, sting like frostbite.

"Knocked me out last time, my ass!! I was hibernating!!!"

At some point, Jeremiah's creepy fetishes had become far, far too specific.

When humanity destroys itself, the arctic creatures will rise in the ensuing nuclear winter.

The 'Couldn't Care Less' Bears.

The pre-card, Teddy Ruxpin vs Yogi, wasn't nearly as exciting.

Darth Walrus relaxed in the corner, idly petting his pet wolf. He knew one would fall, and then he will dine.

I beat the walrus... goo goo ga choo!

Or, as it is known in Canada, Thursday.

Come on..let's go see the pandas with automatic weapons.

No one would ever call Winnie a poo again!!

Next on ESPN2: Cat Fights!