Other Craptions

Harry Potter and the Escalating Profits

The creater is currently at home building a whore to lose his virginity to.

Yep, I'd still do Hermione.

Hermione thought, "I would totally blow Harry if he weren't such a choking hazzard."

Hagrid, NO... Not in front of the students!

Hmmm...I've read the books, seen the movies, but how can I REALLY waste time on this Harry Potter thing?

virginicus totalus!

I just invented the term LILF: Legos I'd Like to Fuck

Harry Potter and That Piece I Saw Ten Fucking Times When I Didn't Need It but Can't Find Now

When Daniel Radcliffe saw this he was shitting bricks.

Goodness Harry, you are all blurry without your glasses on.

Leggo my muggle?!

All the less popular characters were made out of Duplo blocks.

The sixth way that People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaay Too Seriously

Harry Potter and the Fucked-Up Franchise

Spell-blocking.

All that magic and they still use an escalator

The picture isn't blurred, the photographer just didn't wipe the lens after his nerdgasm.

Ron is putting his peg in Hermione as we speak.

I'd mock the amount of effort that went into this, but all I'm doing with my life is commenting on messageboards.

Missing: He Who Must Not Be Built

We have to keep an eye on it, because someone keeps putting bigger boobs on Hermione. We think they're bringing Legos from home.

Nobody with a life was harmed in the making of this display.

Harry Potter and the Half-Lego Prince!

Somewhere, too many people are jerking off to this.

The new Harry Potter film will be facing major budget cuts

Since Ron is behind Hermione, do they need to add blocks to his crotch for the inevitable boner he'll get?

Pictured: Emma Watson with her clothes ON

These statues took longer to build than the it took to crap the books out.

ok Harry, show me on this statue where Hagrid touched you

Wingardia Lego-osa!

Gary rose to the challenge when asked to find "something gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys".

I see no joke here, only a feat of creative engineering dedicated to an epic saga.

"This is NOT what I meant when I suggested you go make some friends."

Fact: This took less time to assemble than it did to finish the movie.

Harry Potter in the Simpson's universe

"Escuse me assholes, I'd like to get off this escalator."

Does anyone else hear muffled screams?

Well, I'll be damned.....That new 'Avrada Legopla' spell really DOES work.........

Pictured: ad nauseum

And J K Rowlin shits another $10 mil.

Don't laugh. This is a lot better than the Lincoln Logs Luna Lovegood they've got down the hall.

At least this way you can't smell Hermione's crotch from across the room.

Well this isn't realistic. Harry doesn't even have glasses

An accurate depiction of the acting skill displayed in "The Half Blood Prince".

Forgotten section of today's article.

This is just too sad to comment on.

Children's characters made out of Toys! I've got to show this to all my middle aged co-workers!

Attack of the zombie simpsons!