Craptions Classics July 13, 2009

Well, I see Jack in the box. And there's Dick in a box. You'll have to introduce me to the others.

Other Craptions

"Captain's log, Stardate Supplemental: I'm going through my box of Riker parts and can't decide if I want him with a beard today or not."

Julius_Goat

Shortly after Barbie's arrest, detectives discovered a ghastly scene beneath the floorboards of her Beverly Hills mansion.

Unept

I didn't believe her when she said she could fit 12 guys in her box.

The box with all of the male bodies was recovered in Michael Jackson's closet.

WOITAS

Everyone tried to avoid eye contact, but deep down they knew their bodies were engaged in homosexual poses.

My First Guillotine, new from Hasbro.

Kelly Robinson

"I'm Billy Mays" "NO! I'm Billy Mays" "Wait! I'm Billy Mays" "SCREW YOU! I'm Billy Mays!"

Priapism

... needless to say, the date ended awkwardly.

bcanders

Gulliver kept a few mementos...

Thomas Calnan

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box. Step 2: Put your GI Joe heads in that box. Step 3: Make her open the box.

Zounds!

Dick Cheney's hope chest.

jtklove

Deliver this box for me... but I'm warning you... If you drop it, heads will roll!!

Thomas Calnan

"Mama said life was like a box of -- OH MY FUCKING SWEET CREEPING GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????"

Julius_Goat

"I'd try one, but I hate ending up with one of those fruit-flavored cream centers."

Kelly Robinson
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