Other Craptions

Geeks everywhere said "Fuck it" and just created an Everything Convention.

"Now, don't embarrass me."

"That's the best part about letting my wife come along. Everyone just assumes it's a Jabba costume."

So, what fetish are YOU in line for?

I don't know which is weirder --the petting zoo itself, or the line to get in.

So Elvis, a mexican wrestler and Jabba the Hutt walk into a convention, but no one cares because a REAL LIFE GIRL JUST ARRIVED!

"Oh god. We're in the bathroom line behind Jabba? On second thought, I'll just go outside."

Seriously, dude. She's really hot after a couple beers.

Worst. Threeway. Ever.

"Uh-oh, somebody invited Jabba. If you're planning on having any of that guacamole, I'd get it now."

Does anyone have some salt?

"See, I told you! EVERYBODY comes to this nightclub."

"I can't believe Big Bird and Cher didn't show."

"These nachos rock, but that's the creepiest cheese dispenser I've ever seen."

Shut up, pal! If you can be an Elvis Stormtrooper, then this can be a real gun. Now give me all your geekdollars.

"I keep telling him...what the Cantina needs is a Ladies' Night."

"Poor Kobayashi. He never had a chance in this hot dog eating contest."

Artists' depictions of Elvis's fat years vary.

Disgraceland.

...and whatever you do, don't bring up the guy frozen in carbonite on the wall. Jabba will praddle on about it for hours.

"Dude, sniff my finger. He totally let me put it in him."

Not another Star Wars rerelease; can't they just leave the cantina scene alone?

Pictured left to right: Elvis Presley, the white power ranger, Sally Struthers.

Look! A huge, disgusting blob. And Jabba the Hut is there too.

Dunkin's free jelly donut promo brought out an eclectic crowd.

Elvis has stormed the building!

I hate it when the overweight get special treatment in line!

The view from William Shatner's life.

Elvis has been upgraded to the Emperor... of rock'n'roll.

Heaven prepares for Michael Jackson's arrival.

"See that chick there? I totally jabba'd her"

These ARE the nerds I'm looking for.

If I wasn't absolutely sure that was a comic book nerd, I'd say that was Jabba the Hutt.

Remember that time we all get dressed up for the Star Trek convention but Julie got drunk and told Leonard Nimoy "May the Force be with you" in Elvish, blending at least three genres and upsetting everyone there? It's like that, but much much worse.

And this is why i hate having Christmas with my family

The multiple personality Star Wars fan convention was a failure/SUCCESS!

I know George's remake of the Titanic is gonna suck, but since when has he listened to anyone else's opinion???

Hyperintelligent Pan-dimensional Beings Conference

I think I prefer the old style Rainforest Cafe.

Otherwise known as 'Tuesday' in Japan.

Oh joy, it's the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

Plane ticket to COMICCon 2009, $389. Meeting Jabba the Hut, $24.99. Meeting Elvis stormtrooper, free. Wearing a mask to hide your shame, priceless.

Dude! They're filming this... Do you really want your family to know that you participated in the Jabba Fuckfest?

In the original script of star wars, Elvis was to play Luke Skywalker but he got too fat for the helmet

Seriously .. dedicate "All Shook Up" to his chins ... He'll love it!

"Hahahahahaha, ask him to give you five and watch his little flippers try to reach."

"Wait, this is hell? But I just saw Jerry Falwell."

"C'mon, be a pal. Just one dance so I can try to score with her friend. I can't believe you wont take one for the team."

"And that's how I managed to avoid being killed by that damn Skywalker kid."