Other Craptions

Ronaldhino shoots... BUT OH, WHAT A SAVE BY LAZARUS, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

Well, that's Britain in a nutshell: Soccer, Stonehenge, and giant pieces of shit

All the other Easter Island heads exiled Reggie to the city after his conversion to Rastafarianism.

Stoned Henge

Ahh, German porn.

This is why America has never embraced soccer.

Olmec has seen better days.

July 10th, 3:00 PM: Modern art becomes self aware.

L'Oreal. Cause I'm worthless

"And they wonder why I don't smile."

Easter Island 4/20

Waiter...there's a statue in my food.

Below: Poop Jokes

This is what Scientologists actually believe.

The Legends of the Hidden Temple statue took the cancelling of the show really hard.

MORTALS, BEWARE. YOUR CRAPTIONS DO NOT AMUSE GALACTUS. YOU WOULD BE WISE TO STOP YOUR PITIABLE JESTING AT MY NEW DREADS.

It's time to cut your stank ass dreds when you find random shit stuck to your head.

Pictured: the fine line between a food fetish and a scat fetish

Historians now believe that the Easter Island statues were elaborate altars for cocktail weenies.

Easter Island passes to Olmec, to stone henge, he shoots, and Granite man deflects it!!!

Welcome to Vienna. We have sausages.

I guess he didn't hear that when there's chocolate rain, you're supposed to move your head away.

The Easter Island predecessor to the Barbie Head.

Sure, honey, I can tell that's supposed to be Medusa.

Save Easter Island from gigantic E. Coli!

Because sometimes you need something to distract people from your god-ugly broken nose.

I always thought Medusa's hair was made of snakes. The truth, it seems, is much more disgusting.

This is not 'Nam. This is barbarian soccer. There are rules.

Because the Easter Islands just weren't secular enough.

Not pictured: Art

WELL I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME. SO SUCK MY GIANT GRANITE DICK.

Is this making anyone else hungry?

It really only sees the other Moai heads at Christmas and Easter.

Wow, soccer REALLY IS a sausage fest.

I don't know art, but I know what I likes. And I likes poo covered giant heads with sports memorabilla.

When Gulliver wakes up he's in for a rude awakening.

That plaque has got some 'splainin' to do!

"I wanna dip my BALLS in it!"

I call it "When you see it, you will shit bricks"

I never SAUSAGE a DREADful hairdo. When I see my hairstylist again I'll have to SOCCER.

"I see. And what do you call your act?"

Typicall dickhead soccer fan.

The exact moment Bob Marley went from soccer player to Reggae legend.

Look out Batman! It's granite feces hair soccer player man

-So what did you do with the Tiki head we stole? -Oh don't worry. It's well hidden.

Sequel to Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged: Atlas Partied in Sao Paolo.

Paul Bunyan has a HUGE scat fetish.

If Gulliver's Travells had been written in 2009.

At least I still have my chiseled jaw