Other Craptions

Dolly Parton lost a tassle.

Quick! To the Scientolocycle!

Gardening in Chrenobyl is AWESOME!

How gay men see vaginas

The Cthulhu Pizza Cutter was a thing of beauty.

"wacky waving inflatable hair waving circle thing!"

"This thing is totally unidentifiable, Mr. President. The only thing we know for sure is that it will try to kill Link or Mario upon sight."

Then the Lord said unto Noah, "That's not an Ark! Did you even look at my instructions?"

The UFOs in San Francisco are so much fancier than the ones in Roswell.

Many unexplainable things were found at Neverland Ranch ... covered in semen.

"Don't you see? It's a statement, about how art is always moving forwar—— OK, fine, I spent the whole grant on drugs."

Ms. Pacman and Cthulhu's affair wasn't secret for long.

The Internet: Year One

Well I guess I can't use the "I'd bang a 10 foot wheel if it had hair on it" line any more.

It's five dollars if you cut my lawn but I'll give you twenty if you use this thing.

Silly humans, don't even know what a ʘΞѫ‡ᴕҨ is.

I didn't even realize I was on drugs

Big bass require a big lure.

I think we've found proof that Optimus Prime has been masturbating in the park again.

I'm actually not surprised that this is Michael Jackson's headstone.

Flying Spaghetti Monster shit is really hard to clean up.

I can't write a craption for this. I have no idea what it is

So God DOES make mistakes, after all.

This is in D.C. - it is the eraser that Obama requisitioned to use for the years 2001-2008.

Yeah, now my Segway doesn't look so dorky, does it?!

Is there an inscription on it? Cause I lost one like that.

No funny here, but FYI: this is an eraser. The wheel is rubber and the brush is for sweeping away the debris. This is from a sculpture garden at the Smithsonian which has other giant office supplies (your tax dollar at work!)

Old man: "In my day, erasers were wheel-shaped, and had brushes on them." Young man: "That sounds way stupider than modern erasers." Old man: "They were also 25 feet tall." Young man: "I retract my previous statement."

"Just remember - my house is located by the monument to fucking awesome. You'll know it when you see it."

Beware of the Trojan Jelly Donut!

Guys, seriously, don't you know this is the famous Typewriter Brush/Eraser sculpture by Claes Oldenburg? Or am I THAT much of an art fag? *hangs head in shame*

Don't even ask - its obvious where to stick your dick.

Well, it's still better than lawn gnomes or pink flamingos.

No one knew what it was. Then, one day, it killed us all.

Rarer than Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, the Rollerbrush is secretly responsible for all the world's graffiti.

The "Keep Off The Grass" sign is really there for your protection.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

As the giant shuttlecock bounced harmlessly off Godzilla's face, Japan realized it had made a huge mistake.

After the incident, this was all that remained of the World's Largest Shopping Cart.

Pointless piece of shit, I mean art.

Now you too can make freakishly large spagetti, right in your own back yard!

The world's only Chupacabra call.

If you think this is a big eraser, wait till you see the mistake it was made to erase.

(Dick reference)+(Billy Mays reference)=(Michael Jackson reference)x(Michael Bay reference)-(France Surrendered reference)

The first warning of the impending Space Jellyfish Invasion.

Dear Cracked, Please use homoerotic pictures or pictures of people wearing boxes, thanx.

Yes, Rob, you are officially old: you recognize a typewriter eraser. We'll speak loudly for your benefit from now on.

No matter how hard he tries, George Bush cannot erase the biggest mistakes he made in the White House.

It still won't be big enough to erase the 800 billion dollar debt.