Craptions Classics July 08, 2009

Now that Billy Mays has died, I don't think anyone will be able to sell that thing.

Other Craptions

Dolly Parton lost a tassle.

Unept

Quick! To the Scientolocycle!

infernonachos

Gardening in Chrenobyl is AWESOME!

Zounds!

How gay men see vaginas

lumberjef

The Cthulhu Pizza Cutter was a thing of beauty.

Versus

"wacky waving inflatable hair waving circle thing!"

drewdeze

"This thing is totally unidentifiable, Mr. President. The only thing we know for sure is that it will try to kill Link or Mario upon sight."

Julius_Goat

Then the Lord said unto Noah, "That's not an Ark! Did you even look at my instructions?"

bcanders

The UFOs in San Francisco are so much fancier than the ones in Roswell.

dpollok

Many unexplainable things were found at Neverland Ranch ... covered in semen.

WOITAS

"Don't you see? It's a statement, about how art is always moving forwar—— OK, fine, I spent the whole grant on drugs."

ChaseMitchell

Ms. Pacman and Cthulhu's affair wasn't secret for long.

Slowmotion

The Internet: Year One

Laota

Well I guess I can't use the "I'd bang a 10 foot wheel if it had hair on it" line any more.

jjok
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