nimo
Now that Billy Mays has died, I don't think anyone will be able to sell that thing.
Julius_Goat
"This thing is totally unidentifiable, Mr. President. The only thing we know for sure is that it will try to kill Link or Mario upon sight."
bcanders
Then the Lord said unto Noah, "That's not an Ark! Did you even look at my instructions?"
ChaseMitchell
"Don't you see? It's a statement, about how art is always moving forwar—— OK, fine, I spent the whole grant on drugs."
jjok
Well I guess I can't use the "I'd bang a 10 foot wheel if it had hair on it" line any more.
Leaf
It's five dollars if you cut my lawn but I'll give you twenty if you use this thing.
Tessica
I think we've found proof that Optimus Prime has been masturbating in the park again.
Rex-Jester
This is in D.C. - it is the eraser that Obama requisitioned to use for the years 2001-2008.
zbeebs
No funny here, but FYI: this is an eraser. The wheel is rubber and the brush is for sweeping away the debris. This is from a sculpture garden at the Smithsonian which has other giant office supplies (your tax dollar at work!)
LowerIcon
Old man: "In my day, erasers were wheel-shaped, and had brushes on them." Young man: "That sounds way stupider than modern erasers." Old man: "They were also 25 feet tall." Young man: "I retract my previous statement."
Truthiness
"Just remember - my house is located by the monument to fucking awesome. You'll know it when you see it."
CaptionDatAss
Guys, seriously, don't you know this is the famous Typewriter Brush/Eraser sculpture by Claes Oldenburg? Or am I THAT much of an art fag? *hangs head in shame*
ChaseMitchell
Rarer than Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, the Rollerbrush is secretly responsible for all the world's graffiti.
slarso
After the incident, this was all that remained of the World's Largest Shopping Cart.
ChaseMitchell
As the giant shuttlecock bounced harmlessly off Godzilla's face, Japan realized it had made a huge mistake.
Zounds!
Dear Cracked, Please use homoerotic pictures or pictures of people wearing boxes, thanx.
Versus
(Dick reference)+(Billy Mays reference)=(Michael Jackson reference)x(Michael Bay reference)-(France Surrendered reference)
icepuzzle
If you think this is a big eraser, wait till you see the mistake it was made to erase.
TheSicilian
If you see this rolling down the street then its 2012, Sarah Palin was just won the presidency, and it's now the end of the world. Enjoy.
CocktailDad
No matter how hard he tries, George Bush cannot erase the biggest mistakes he made in the White House.
RobertJSawyer
Yes, Rob, you are officially old: you recognize a typewriter eraser. We'll speak loudly for your benefit from now on.
fuzzy_kittenz
When Cavemen invented the wheel, they didn't quite know what to do with it...
WarrenGHarding
The tornado brought Dorothy's house from Kansas. And it brought this from Uranus.
jtklove
The handle is worn, the blade is dull...time for the giant to replace his pizza cutter.
Stormy Waters
I'm beginning to think hiring an abstract artist to do the Captain America memorial was a mistake.
Versus
Gary kept yelling at me "Take the friggin picture already", but I just waited for him to get crushed.
stefanf
HOW THE HELL DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THIS IS? FOR CHRIST SAKES IT IS A GIANT ANTIQUE TYPEWRITER ERASER. GOD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
xgrendelx
Little known fact: The secret to Heinz secret ketchup recipe can be traced back to this mysterious craft that crashlanded in 1878.
trunbolt
I was going to entitle this piece as "a giant useless tool", but then I decided on "Joe Jonas" instead.
Versus
(Overheard 20 minutes ago) "Remember kids, we're parked directly under that wobbly crane."
theschweitz
this unicycle seats 25, if you're not too picky about where the 'seat' goes.
j.kimm
I just dont think its right to vote today until geniuswaitress weighs in on todays craption, she's on a roll...but the tassle thing is kinda funny
Versus
It's a great unicycle if you can figure out how to sit on it... or pedal it for that matter.
Warren_et
So it looks like the aliens are gonna be anal-probing a lot of us at a time now.
papajon0s1
While I find the 'tentacle rape condom delivery service' completely offensive... uh, make mine an XXXL, will ya?...
ShadyPelican
I dont give a fuck how effective of an IUD it is Doctor. It isn't going anywhere near my wife
Cog
It's me, Carrot Top! Do you guys want to see my paint roller? Get it? It's a paintbrush connected to a wheel! Please see my show. I haven't eaten in days.
IDontLikeChange
The asteroid used, by the aliens, to travel to Earth was then declared "camp".
cb83cb
Just because we've got a giant gay bomb, doesn't mean we have to put forty fuses on it because you think it's "cute."
Milkman
Well, the medal isn't made of anything valuable but it's hella big which should mean something
dpollok
Let this be a lesson: Never let a five year-old "Yo Gabba Gabba" fan design your yard art.
gitsum
On second thought, maybe we should let South Carolina forgo the remainder of the stimulus funds...Yikes!
Warren_et
Due to a typo, the parks department ordered a scale model of The Statue Of Fliberty.
Dunstin Checks Out
Front lawn of Butte, Montana's Modern Art Museum (still no reason to go there)
dpollok
The World Badminton League (WBL) instituted several changes to make the sport more interesting.
Er1kP
The Majestic Eye of Flying Spaghetti Monster Taken From THe Hubble Space Telescope (Courtesy NASA)
quagmyre
Monument to Desktop items pushed to obscurity by new technology: Damn you, Wite-out!
SazzyFrazz
And on your left, we see "The Clitoris", explained for the first time in modern sculpture.
dpollok
Legend has it, if you can pull the headress off the butt plug, you will be the next Queen of Soul.
dpollok
Let me quickly brief you sir; Godzilla was here, smashing buildings and wreaking havoc, when he farted and this came crashing to the ground.
rclandrum
"Michelle, when I told you I was going to 'rub one out' on the White House lawn, what did you think I meant?"
MGSku
"What do you mean: 'What is it?'? It's the brush of paintbrush attached to a Razor scooter wheel that is covered in the frosting from inside a twinkie... Bet you feel stupid now, aie?
danielreason
After police removed the bodies this was all that remained at the grisly scene of the world's worst Clean up in Asle 8
insomnious
Sadly 2 people died and 4 were injured in this years Extreme Badminton Tournament
timp
This modern art masterpiece was commissioned by the International Museum of Paranormal Investigation and Shopping Cart Phenomena.
narenial
In 2045, the world's first synthetic onion was created. Unfortunately, it was herbivorous.
drewfus1288
Helen Keller's School for the Deaf and Dumb never really had the profound art institute originally invisioned...
tylerrrodriguez
It's kind of like a gigantic, practical sculpture. Except, you know, being ugly and completely useless
Kubrick-Lover
And to think they thought us mad when we were able to increase the size of bacteria a million-fold...
MeldedHaloEnds
Dateline: Tennesee. Scientists unveil fun new interactive sculptures to get children to understand the concept of a game show buzzer. Useful translation will help them purchase valuable tools such as "vowels".
RB2
"That children is what we used to call an eraser. It was used to remove pencil marks...pencils were...ah, screw it...who wants ice cream?"
bilbo1
I don't know what it is, but I saw it fall when Godzilla kicked Voltron in the junk.
IDontLikeChange
It doesn't really show in the picture but that is crashing into the ground - the camera man was the first to go.
Jeepster
It's a little known fact that the Cat in the Hat's Thing 1 and Thing 2 were Transformers.
xgrendelx
Thing 1 and Thing 2 were well-known. Thing 3 was a head-banging freak who preferred to be left alone.
Emwurst
... and over here we have a pizza-cutter that only works on pizza topped with calamari.
Milkman
Is anyone else staring at their computer screen for two minutes with no clue how to make this funny???
Priapism
I was going to entitle this piece as "a giant useless tool", but then I decided that "Joe Jonas" instead.
lismartarse
North Korea tries to provoke Washington further by setting off a giant "Whaky Water" sprinkler at the pentagon...
bananaco
President Barack H. Obama recently approved the release of, former US President, George W. Bush's proof of WMDs in Iraq: Bomberman Power-Ups. Not pictured: power glove, roller-skates and the blinky skull.
j.kimm
News Update:This just in from Neverland Ranch; the secret behind Michael Jackson's mysterious skin lightening
DirtGunfrey
That thing that hangs down in the back of your throat, just before it destroyed Manhattan.
WarrenGHarding
You've heard of Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles? Today I'm taking you to David Wong's Donuts & Spaghetti.
hakai20
The last remaining piece of evidence of Optimus Primes brief career choice as an exotic dancer.
shogun1204
Holy shit get out of the way! Mario is going on his giant turnip throwing kick again!
liverpooljohnny
This picture is as boring as all those trips to Neverland Ranch which didn't include MJ's "happy guest pills"
Capitanhammer
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gypsy61
He mon, me jus' lan frum da planit Irie! Bomba bin vexxin mah ship! I and I be needin a smoke ta run ya knaw
bloodydawn5522
Transformers: hiding in plain sight, but not exactly in correct proportions
danteyh
The first drafts of ships to be used in the star wars movie weren't always as impressive as the millenium falcon.
thisiscracy
Who ever sits around looking at these and actually caring about it needs to get out more. Get laid or something. Weirdos...
bloodydawn5522
And so it was, super onion had saved the day, and his identity would forever remain as: WTF!
grafton
And as Kong gently lowered his balls to the fluttering toy, the city knew it was safe....for now.
Zounds!
The 50 tall woman's ova being fertilised by Dr. Manhattan's seed...a rare sight indeed!
Aderas
When the aliens landed, their ships were much more fabulous than we could have ever expected.
Unept
Once the Decepticaon sperm comes in contact with any mechanical object, the miracle of life begins.
Unbeknownst
This thing somehow swallowed the girl with green hair from last week's Craptions. And turned her hair blue. RIP
ofareggie
Maybe if they didn't attach shopping cart wheels with the strings from a koosh ball they wouldn't wiggle loose and go rouge all the time.
JMcInnis
When Jack looked out in his back yard and saw this he knew the beanstock was no dream...and this was his proof.
hairwaytosteven
The first version of the new sex robot; Scientists agree that it needs to be changed a bit
Joss32
The guy from yesterdays craption had sex with a donut and this is what theyre children would look like
Joss32
This is a donut...what?thats it...Fine! Its a donut with frozen semen..There!Happy?
fuzzy_kittenz
When they invented the wheel, the cavemen didn't quite know what to do with it...
jdburke
someone actually thinks this is art...i guess when you tell retards they are "special" you end up with this
Pitt
Hmmmm, something seems out of the ordinary around here... Is it the building behind the trees?
topcatyo
After our hero cut of the evil giant skateboard's wheel, the beast started gushing out oil.
JaclynW
The first known method of female contraception, while unorthodox, was still very effective.
Toonster
With the brand new Pipe Cleaner Gun, arts and crafts workshops just became a little more awesome.
niccjohn
Proof that the giant-shopping-cart transformer is real! We have his left wheel.
KWEENBEE
New White House lawn ornament for erasing Obama's birth cetrtificate and his many other mistakes.
Pistol_King
Once the pizza had exploded, Paul Bunyun had nothing left but pieces of the cutter.Apparently he didn't know his own strength.
hamsterjelly
This is a sculpture of an old-timey eraser in the Sculpture Garden in Washington, DC. I've seen it myself. But do you care about that? Noooo...
pinappleoragsms
these USB gadgets get more bizarre by the day,I mean who really NEEDS a giant donut USB port? EVERYONE of course!!
MeldedHaloEnds
After many opened minds and several protests, the olympics first jamacian dreading medal was confiscated this morning amist steriod allegations. "No mon." Was remmy's only comment and then broke suspicious records in the shotput.
MeldedHaloEnds
Science did the best they could, but cassie, vegas' largest and most beloved showgirl just didn't have a chance with such heavy earings and a 4.95 lobster buffet.
MeldedHaloEnds
Although it was a little rough around the edges at parts, the 1st annual whoopi goldberg spirit awards went well.
Stonecrow
Having lost his keys for the last time, Billy built the world's largest key fob.
MeldedHaloEnds
bombarded with rabid facebook pages and tweets, the presidents staff decides to give his cold war doomsday button some youthful punk rock EDGE.
1.21jigawatt
Airbus A-380 lost its front landing gear. But where's the rest of the plane?
MeldedHaloEnds
"Frank? Have you seen my...my....my, uh." "Your noterizer/car jack/hot plate/thesaurus/table weight ab cruncher?" "No....no, I mean....I think i'm ...wait what the fuck is that on the lawn?!"
Bobbikins
Trying to justify himself to the younger monsters, the beholder gave himself a mokawk.
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