Other Craptions

Pictured: The difference between "can" and "should".

A beer belly dancer.

I really hate to say anything. The groom looks so HAPPY.

I guess it's true: only two things come from Texas.

Lap dance: $5. No lap dance: $50

Losing a bet in 1930 was serious business

You'd think the Monopoly guy could afford a better stripper for his party.

Is that you Bustychick 1869?

Michael Jackson's memorial service brought out all the big entertainers.

Shirley Temple can still dance.

Now I know why the Masons are so secretive.

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life..."

As popular as the Main Entrance appeared, the real action was in the back door.

My gut shake brings all the geezers to the yard.

Wingtips can make any outfit look good!

Things get a little wild after hours at the Republican National Committee.

"I know, I KNOW, but you TOLD me to get the cheapest stripper they had!"

This is why Ricky never wanted Lucy to come to the club.

Looks like someone's discovered a new gateway drug.

I really, REALLY don't want to see his "Main Entrance"

This is the last thing the Lindberg baby ever saw.

Jason Alexander could never break the Seinfeld curse.

Bouncers used to be much more creative about keeping people out.

Let's just say Marty marches to the beat of his own drummer and leave it at that...

Remember what we're fighting for, boys!! FREEDOM!! Way, way too much freedom.....

In the Great Depression, sometimes you just had to make do with what you had...

A picture was taken at the exact moment Rap music was introduced to white people!

Very funny guys. Now where's my actual fiancee?

Dick Cheneys early 30's were confusing times

Say what you will about the Clampetts, they throw one hell of a party.

Before ipecac, they used this guy to induce vomiting

Don't we all love J Edgar Hoover?

A rare photograph of early hazing rituals in Washington D.C.

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a lapdance today.

It's a little known fact that it was called the Great Depression because the phrase "Batshit Insane" hadn't been invented yet.

Victorian porn is even more disgusting than you can imagine.

Gay marriage has a rich and fascinating history, as seen in this photo.

and if Marilyn Monroe were alive today, she'd be considered too overweight to be a model.

This guy's desperate to get lei'd.

Next week, on a very special Mythbusters.

Before an emergency recasting in a key role, I Dream of Jeanie was nearly canceled.

The Pearly Gates were a HUGE letdown for most people.

Don't judge me bro!

The Black Eyed Peas circa 1940.

A beer belly dancer? Seriously, who's voting for this? Hagar the Horrible fans???

Bachelor parties were... different back then.

Never-Never-Never-EVER-land.

"See boys, THATS how you scare away the competition!"

This picture would be a nice place for a murder/suicide!