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As popular as the Main Entrance appeared, the real action was in the back door.
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In the Great Depression, sometimes you just had to make do with what you had...
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A picture was taken at the exact moment Rap music was introduced to white people!
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Let's just say Marty marches to the beat of his own drummer and leave it at that...
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It's a little known fact that it was called the Great Depression because the phrase "Batshit Insane" hadn't been invented yet.
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and if Marilyn Monroe were alive today, she'd be considered too overweight to be a model.
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Before an emergency recasting in a key role, I Dream of Jeanie was nearly canceled.
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A beer belly dancer? Seriously, who's voting for this? Hagar the Horrible fans???
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“After this is over, we should go beat up some queers!” said the drummer.
Diasdiem
Back then they didn't have color photography. It's too bad they had photography at all.
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Welcome to Phat Phinneaus Phocker's Phantastic Phun Time Phoodmagorium And Good Time Eatery. No dress code, no problem!
geniuswaitress
There are a few things Parker Bros. hopes kids don't find out about that Monopoly dude.
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Whilst grass skirts may go back into fashion, women with hairy lips will not.
Leaf
As the boys headed off to war they were presented with a sight that guaranteed they wouldn't fear death.
necrosphere
I say, Jenkins, I know this may sound a bit awkward but, are you doing anything tonight?
Milkman
A get out of jail free card wasn't nearly as important as a get out of San Francisco...
mabogo
Pictured: Professor G. Izzy Nervus and the staff of the Large Hadron Collider. When pressed for details regarding possible side-effects of working in such an environment, they responded "None that we can see".
ChaseMitchell
Due to a miscommunication between some of the older Shriners, they mistakenly hired a foola dancer.
eastcoastghost
The Monopoly Guy enjoyed an unusual lifestyle after he went directly to jail without passing go.
cannedcream
"Go on, Joe. Wear the dress. It's not like anyone will ever see these pictures."
geniuswaitress
The real secrets of the Freemasons are more disturbing than even the Da Vinci Code alludes to.
Dunstin Checks Out
When I heard that Teddy Roosevelt was a Rough Rider, this is not what I imagined.
Brett-Butler
THIS is what happened the last time there was a global economic downturn. For the sake of all mankind world, START SPENDING AGAIN!
CavalierX
I don't care WHO'S performing at Michael Jackson's memorial service; I'm not watching!
jjok
Sadly, he realized after making a fool of himself that he did indeed really need that bra
crazyivan
No, it was the other way around. Everyone was drunk EXCEPT the man in the grass skirt.
Priapism
Ahhhh... the good ol' days, before we had to worry about that national registry thing.
Blinker_Fluid
If this is what they have outside, there's no way in hell I'm going in there.
Versus
This awkward moment brought to you by J. Edgar Hoover, keepin' em curious since 1952!
Rex-Jester
No matter how much he danced, Floyd would never get through the main entrance.
mama1974
Kirstie Alley's new weight-loss plan is a bit less glamorous than Jenny Craig but her hopes are high.
Skinnymojo
Joe's wife didn't come out much, but when she did, she was the life of the party.
Rex-Jester
The lack of a coconut brassiere was the primary reason Floyd was voted off the island.
mama1974
Bob was just going to have to go ahead with the boob job if he was really going to make it in show business.
Rex-Jester
While not serving as a carom, the Monopoly tophat guy hosts events at the local al-Bahr shrine.
Priapism
There once was a man from France, who loved everynight to dance. With his saggy man tits, and his gyrating hips, you couldn't help but glance.
Brett-Butler
Just as well this picture's in black and white. If it was in color, it would've been totally gay...
mama1974
Bob felt ashamed for having to sleep his way into this prime gig but it was the only way to get to the top.
Brett-Butler
My new partner's a tall, intellegent, Spanish leggy blonde that all the guys want.
Rex-Jester
While his tiny car was at the shop, Louis Vanderflap convinced the guys to host a Hawai'ian dance...
Rex-Jester
You see one Shriner in a grass skirt beaming invisible lasers from his finger tips to the beat of a different drummer, you've seen 'em all.
bloodydawn5522
I wish this freak show was a little less "freak" a hell of a lot less "show"
LUKeeper
After infiltrating their encampment, Dick Cheney began his search for the weapons of mass destruction.
burjennio
Sadly Jack Nicholson's character has been digitally edited out, here in the hilarious alternative ending to The Shining
Ronin22
The picture a Republican takes out when anyone asks him to change his mind about gay marriage.
quagmyre
Back when self pleasure was considered evil, drastic measures were taken to ensure the urge was purged.
jericho4854
Training Bra - $10 Grass Skirt - $8.50 Tap Shoes - $14.99 Slipping ecstasy into grandpa's coffee - Priceless
getittwistd
Frank's attempts to gain entrance to Neverland Ranch before Michael died were notoriously ill conceived.
jamasian_man
The memory will fade, but the shame would stay as George the drummer realized he was being photographed.
Least
If you look closely at the legs, you can see that there's actually a black man beneath that skirt because they couldn't find a fat white guy who could dance.
bilbo1
Raggedy Anne eventually split with Andy. When her eating & drinking binges raged out of control only the Monopoly guy stood by her.
ChaseMitchell
Surprisingly, this photo was Jimmy Buffett's inspiration for 'Pencil Thin Mustache.'
bloodydawn5522
The depression was rough on everyone, doing what it took to make a living
Chimeros
Fatboy Slim's first music video was decidedly more insane then the rest of their work.... and that's saying something...
PikeyPunch
Only queers & steer's come from Texas and you don't look much like a steer to me.
Lively
Unable to fool anybody, Steve, the carnival's new "bearded lady" attempted to hula offstage through the main entrance. Unfortunately for Steve, a mob of angry and homophobic knife-wielding Shriners were there to meet him.
papajon0s1
"John Wayne on bass drum ladies and gentlemen! Frank Sinatra on the axe! For your dancing pleasure... Mr. Whipple! And I'm the 'Wizard of Oz' Frank Morgan. Thanks for having us! Goodnight Alcatraz!"
danteyh
This is neverland for adults, they have a shows every night. And as you can see, the ones who attend the show get free hats.
crabtastic
Children just don't know what they're missing when they go to the carnival nowadays.
jonnyt
Grandpa might have dressed funny, but his crane-style insured that no one messed with him.
RandyChimp
Is there a hotline I can phone about my nightmares appearing on the Craptions page?
Drinkslinger
Milton Bradley finally explains why the Monopoly Guy thought Boardwalk should be the highest priced square on the board
Shedrick
You never question an assassins methods, just know that they get the job done one way or the other.
WarrenGHarding
The committee that elected George W. Bush welcomes him home with open arms. And a song.
WarrenGHarding
Contrary to popular stereotype, big-city Texas life is a lot fewer horses, a lot more THIS.
thanebot3000
January 1919: photos surface from the previous year's Congressional Christmas Party. October 1919 - Prohibition Act is passed in a landslide vote. Coincidence?
bafaulkner
Oh, hi, hon. I was just here... just here to use the bathroom. Yeah, that's it.
funkymonkey1331
This is what happens if you're in Morocco, someone offers you mint tea, and you refuse.
bit
Modern science's first attempts to assimilate the knowledge of tribal shamans were hopelessly misguided.
jakndaxter7223
The Monopoly Guy in the background looks pretty happy about his purchasing of Castro Street
rclandrum
My Daddy was an island man, he loved to party down. He'd wear the grass, and shake his ass - they called him the Hula Clown.
quagmyre
Disturbing on many levels, but none as much as the dude in the rear offering a flower and a "come hither" smile. Just not right...
quagmyre
Mom rarely brought out the family photo albums. Some things are still best left in the closet.
j.kimm
I'm thinking that it would be illegal to download this photo in any state that still has beastiality laws on the books.
Davyerit
Had the internet existed, J. Edgar Hoover would never have stood a chance in Washington.
Chapu
For the love of everything not horribly wrong in the world, WHAT THE FUCK, CRACKED!
Tickles
The Hawai'ian tourism industry learned early on that any publicity wasn't necessarily good publicity.
87gn
Gene Kelly was simply pitiful after he joined the Shrine and put on all that weight.
rivin-drivix
The El Maida finally found a bouncer that actually kept the unwanted out....
JamesIvory
Slutto was the least talented of the Marx brothers, but he knew his time to shine. And lord, did he shine!
1.21jigawatt
typical Republican recruitment tactics used back then, and still used today
kickawsome
"You landed on my boardwalk, You owe me $700." "I dont have that much." "I think we can work out a deal."
boredintern
No, grandpa, I don't want to look at the pictures from when you were in "show business" again.
Ericeatsthekids
Negotiations during the Cold War might've gone better had the Russians done more research before greeting arriving Americans...
Gatt
Phil's magic moustace rides were so legendary, people would do ANYTHING to get one.
Topcat
when you're parents told you they partied back when they where your age,they had a little something different in mind...
topcatyo
You know how, when you find love at first sight, it's like everything moves in slow motion? Well, this moment went twice as fast for me.
redstripe11
Worst of all, Larry later realized he made the unthinkable fashion faux pau of wearing a hula skirt in TEXAS.
Spirolli
The Monopoly Man and the Cross-Dressing Man in the same room!!! The conspiracies were right.
bloodydawn5522
"I like to sing-a about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a......."
gamadaya
Just 3 years after the catastrophic death of all women, men show that they can adapt surprisingly well.
Ozweego
English Gentleman's Clubs are not the same as North American Gentleman's Clubs, believe you me!
bloodydawn5522
needless to say, the troops weren't too pleased with the entertainment that year
Pitt
"Lap dances $2.00... come on guys, who wants a lap dance?.........Nobody?... Homo's!!!"
Pitt
"Oooo, I feel faint.... I think i'm about to pass out... Who slipped me a roo....." (KaThuunk!)
DesertEagle
I thought the Michael Jackson funeral would have better entertainment than this.
Downtheline
Good thing he put his tap shoes on or he would have looked completely ridiculous
Downtheline
In the XXIst century you have star wars fans, back in the thirties this was the common virgin
D.Ray
Outside = faux androgyny for laughs. Inside = the Illuminati are planning world domination.
bloodydawn5522
Son, i think we should walk around to the rear entrance .... it should, ironically, be less gay
bloodydawn5522
I hope someone is entering this in the"worst time to get an erection" contest
jmxcomp
You wouldn’t understand but back in my day we would all get drunk, wear silly hats and mustaches and head down the annual Shriners’ Punch a Transvestite Festival.
bloodydawn5522
Mail order brides from Texas, get them while their slightly less repulsive then they will eventually be
FlameDarkfire
Years later, Grandpa would use this picture to explain the dangers of pot.
chas_pitsea
trying to fill the void left by michael jackson could be harder then we thought
FrostLight
When visiting the Dominican Republic, Rush is very careful to disguise himself so as not to stand out.
DoomyMcDoomdoom
Out of fear that the future would never accept same sex unions, the gay community boldly traveled to the past.
Stardust_Ukitsu
Sorry. The shoes just don't go with the skirt. I'm really digging your glasses though!
bafaulkner
Phil promised his bride to be that there would be no strippers at his bachelor party. He kept his word. Kinda.
jdburke
i dont know what more disturbing...a 65 year old man dressed like a hawaiian tropic girl or mr peanut checkin him out
quagmyre
It goes beyond merely tasteless to a major fashion faux pas when you factor in the dark socks after Labor Day.
HomicidalClown
Teddy Roosevelt and Groucho Marx, or "Touch" as they were known in the tabloids, were in fact the original "Brangelina."
HomicidalClown
Teddy Roosevelt and Groucho Marx, or "Toucho" as they were known in the tabloids, were in fact the original "Brangelina."
Derleiter
You know Margery this is the best party Ive been to since that Wayne gacy jamboree.
guava
Darn it! Uncle Bernie KNOWS I fall for his seductive "business time" socks dance... EVERY time.
guava
If that's the "main entrance" I am TOTALLY avoiding BOTH the side exit AND the back door!
studioki
History has always glossed over the real reason the Japaneses bombed Pearl Harbor.
Fredomatic
Back in the day, sex changes were not as pleasant as their modern counterparts.
87gn
For 50 points, point out the sober Shriner. You will have two weeks to study the photo. Your time starts now.
BobMussolini
Lester couldn't decide which he was prouder of: his shoes, his sports bra, or the skirt he had made out of hobo renderings.
jakeX
The Brohibition: a tragic period in America's history that we'd all like to forget.
dramdan
And this was only the preshow to the official declaration that women were, in fact, human
flashfrozen
that was the moment I understood my fathers advice. "son don't get married" I now knew that my wife of the last fifty three years was really Norman.
Matt.Conrad
if i was him i would avoid the main entrance, he looks like the kind whou would use the backdoor anyway
degree7
Even in the early days of his career, Charlie Chaplin did regretful things to maintain an income.
kaage1
Pictured: i believe that to be a entryway to something. Not pictured: The shame of everyone involved. Everyone.
fuzzy_kittenz
Welcome to our first annual Cross-Dressing Convention. This years Theme: Luau!
cRaZyDaVe23
William had different thoughts on what the "Wild West" had in store for him when he got to Texas.
87gn
Before there was America's Got Talent, there were the dance-offs for Illustrious Potentate.
OvaltinePatrol
This isn't even supposed to be a joke: I have the 1974 El Maida Presidential Fez on my mantle.
GaidinBDJ
Before his comfortable office job with Initech, Milton worked with a different type of swing line.
hooray4lobsters
Back in the day being fat,ugly and looking like a man was considered attractive
MC_Rap
Nobody could believe Rodney fell for the old "grass skirt and halter top party" gag. Rodney couldn't believe all the blow jobs he'd end up giving
TheChuck
Perhaps Leon's parents should have been a little less supportive during his childhood.
Stavros
Gregory defiantly danced in front of the 'main entrance' after being sacked from the show, which invited a one finger salute from Jed the manager.
JaclynW
The first method of female contraception was slightly less comfortable than our methods today, but still very effective.
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