Other Craptions

He cuts himself with his lightsaber because no one understands him.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to accessorizing.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far out, man.

Darth Vagina

The rule even applies for dark jedi knights, NEVER pass out with your shoes on.

"Luke, I'm totally tripping balls."

Now we know why Vader was always breathing heavily. He was trying to hold back the tears.

He then donned his helmet and jumped in his CRY Fighter.

Come to the Dark Side...of the closet.

I'm done defending the re-makes.

If a cop sees a hippie wearing something like this, he's definitely going to use excessive Force.

"Darth's not here, man!"

Vader went through a "Fallout Boy" phase in high school.

Darth Fabulous!

"Luke, stop trusting your feelings. Look where it got me."

Much like certain dictators in our galaxy, Vader was a failed art student.

Somedays Vader would wear the pink suit just to see if anyone was dumb enough to say anything

i fucking told you star trek was better

This reminds me, I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

Shortly after, the Empire had to put the kibosh on casual Fridays.

Now available at Hot Topic

The force is very fucked up with this one.

...and then he hopped in his tie-dye fighter.

The Force is fabulous on this one.

Goth Vader

Sasha Baron Cohen's 'Star Wars.'

DAMN IT! you guys got the eyes wrong! now its not cannon!

This is the inevitable result of Hayden Christiansen playing Darth Vader.

Vader went through a phase where he abandoned the Sith Lords for the Sissy Lords.

Ummm ... I think you should just go for the black one

Pimp My Paddawon.

This is the helmet that goes on Darth's penis.

Darth's teen years.

Darth Vedder

Which Twilight book is this?

Somebody get the Emperor. Anakin is cutting himself with the lightsaber again.

"Luke...I am your father...so that's TWO disturbing revelations I'm making..."

Extreme Makeover: Darth Edition

"Luke, I am your brother, man."

Still not as gay as the Ewoks.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, they still had access to LSD.

is it a bad thing that this doesn't surprise me in the slightest?

When E-Harmony uses the force in matchmaking.

Darth and Confused.

Darth's little bother... Nader

and we thought George Lucas would be the one to ruin Star Wars for us...

"Luke, I know I said I was your Father. You may now address me as your 'Mother'."

Tears lead to hunger. Hunger leads to self-loathing. Self-loathing leads to tears. What I'm trying to say is I'm your father.

Not only did he change his wardrobe, he starting using auto-tune for his voice.