Craptions Classics July 06, 2009

Luke, You have 2 fathers.

LCP

Other Craptions

He cuts himself with his lightsaber because no one understands him.

Blinker_Fluid

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to accessorizing.

ChaseMitchell

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far out, man.

Thomas Calnan

Darth Vagina

WOITAS

The rule even applies for dark jedi knights, NEVER pass out with your shoes on.

PenisVagina

"Luke, I'm totally tripping balls."

Julius_Goat

Now we know why Vader was always breathing heavily. He was trying to hold back the tears.

He then donned his helmet and jumped in his CRY Fighter.

slickjamesjik

Come to the Dark Side...of the closet.

Zounds!

I'm done defending the re-makes.

Julius_Goat

If a cop sees a hippie wearing something like this, he's definitely going to use excessive Force.

ChaseMitchell

"Darth's not here, man!"

Thomas Calnan

Vader went through a "Fallout Boy" phase in high school.

GaseousClay

Darth Fabulous!

MikeRotch
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