Craptions Classics July 04, 2009

Looking down at all that cleavage, John's erection threw off his balance.

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I for one welcome our Giant and comically unsteady overlords

MightyMike

And that€™s how I met your mother.

Listless

Uncle Sam is cool, but Auntie EU just looks stupid.

Julius_Goat

The two things America does best: patriotism and hookers

PoofyDonkey

Does it count as flag burning if that guy hits the power line and starts on fire?

Blinker_Fluid

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Proof that all Uncle Sam ever wanted was for Americans to get as high as possible.

Kelly Robinson

America: Home of the free and land of the completely retarded

racedogg2

America did so well in the nuclear arms race, and were looking to repeat in the legs race.

The wanted Uncle Sam to give a speech but his words were a little stilted.

Warren Tilson

This isn't how I remember them teaching the American Revolution in junior year history...

Bort License Plates

Joe Biden's recollection of the Revolutionary War.

Unept

Don't you hate it when your wife and mistress show up at the same party?

Zaphod

Go Go Gadget PATRIOTISM!!!

Zaphod
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