Other Craptions

"With fronds like these, who needs anaemones?"

The Flying Spaghetti Monster's daughter was allot less subtle than Jesus was.

Tentacle rape: Now available through delivery service.

And that's how I got pregnant.

No, don't shave it - it'll just grow back more dense than before

She was the life of the party until she met some prick

The follow up single, 99 green balloons was never as successful.

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

Tentacle Rape Pride Parade

"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking hair..."

How Sex Ed is taught in Kansas

Oh, you can totally tell she's got hair extensions.

The female Wacky waily inflatable tube man will carry her young on her back until they are old enough to live in their own used car dealership.

That is the worst case of penis neck I've ever seen.

Sadly, only one will enter the egg to fertilize it.

This is what you see when you're a Scientologist.

"Drive the truck they said. Just and simple delivery they said."

Some girls need mousse to keep their hair up. Others need gel. And a rare few need helium.

The Number One strategy for winning at strip poker.

When balloon animals attack

You think this is bad, my sister has a gun for a leg.

...double ended dildos for EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STDs, meet your nemesis: Condomotron!

You know, you CAN overcondition your hair.

I think they call that color Minty Python.

Now we finally know the woman whom all those incomprehensible signs were designed for.

"Hi, I'm Al Harrington, president and C.E.O. of Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable WTF-Flailing Tube Ladies!"

Time to add a few more boxes to check in the census form.

Now I'm torn between today's Balloon Medusa and Tuesday's Box Princess Leia!

The tentacle transplant was more effective than wings, though it had its downsides

graduation day at clown college

Actually, it really is easy being green.

The Incredible Hairy Back.

she's such a fucking airhead...

Excuse me miss? You have a little something stuck on your armpit hair.

Now the Michael Jackson tributes are just getting confusing.

When she says she'll "blow you" it isn't what you think.

Mousavi lost, get over it.

A wild Tangela has appeared!

That's great, but do you have any papers to roll it?

I've tried washing it out, I've tried scrubbing it out, it still won't come off.

"There's something on my back? Is it a bug?"

"Wow! You look GREAT - have you lost weight?" "Yeah - actually it was caused by tapeworms...Wanna see?"

This years theme is a Tribute to Body Fluids...and here comes the mucus float....

Bollywood's remake of "The Mist".

God I hate the aquarium pride parade...it seems so pointless and commercial

Drug mules are getting pretty brazen, if you ask me.

Court-mandated to participate in the annual STD Awareness Parade, Sarah would - for the SECOND year in a row - have to emulate Gonorrhea.

Japan: Mexican Edition.