Craptions Classics July 02, 2009

Nice to see a girl of this caliber

thejex

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Ironically she lost her leg in a knife fight.

Styre

Oh great, I think she just moved in to the apartment above mine.

In a cruel twist of fate, her name is Peggy.

Thomas Calnan

The latest gun from Remington: The M36-24-36

Julius_Goat

Guns don't kill people. But they don't do this, either.

Julius_Goat

Lt. Dan's girlfriend

MikeRotch

Her boobies are grenades.

jtklove

"It was silly to think that zombie attack would mean the end of my modeling career."

ChaseMitchell

Oh this is embarrassing, I meant to cock your gun.

The 2009 Obama Health Care / NRA Compromise.

royaloaksm

20 bucks for a BJ, you blow your load on me, I blow your balls off, got it?

getittwistd

Sniper? I barely knew 'er.

phreesh

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me...

Zounds!

She was cute til she farted and killed the cat

tterry
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