Nice to see a girl of this caliber
Ironically she lost her leg in a knife fight.
Oh great, I think she just moved in to the apartment above mine.
In a cruel twist of fate, her name is Peggy.
The latest gun from Remington: The M36-24-36
Guns don't kill people. But they don't do this, either.
Lt. Dan's girlfriend
Her boobies are grenades.
"It was silly to think that zombie attack would mean the end of my modeling career."
Oh this is embarrassing, I meant to cock your gun.
The 2009 Obama Health Care / NRA Compromise.
20 bucks for a BJ, you blow your load on me, I blow your balls off, got it?
Sniper? I barely knew 'er.
"My leg is killing me. And you."
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me...