Other Craptions

Ironically she lost her leg in a knife fight.

Oh great, I think she just moved in to the apartment above mine.

In a cruel twist of fate, her name is Peggy.

The latest gun from Remington: The M36-24-36

Guns don't kill people. But they don't do this, either.

Lt. Dan's girlfriend

Her boobies are grenades.

"It was silly to think that zombie attack would mean the end of my modeling career."

Oh this is embarrassing, I meant to cock your gun.

The 2009 Obama Health Care / NRA Compromise.

20 bucks for a BJ, you blow your load on me, I blow your balls off, got it?

Sniper? I barely knew 'er.

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me...

She was cute til she farted and killed the cat

"My leg is killing me. And you."

Your move, Iraq

Finally, my foot fetish and my gun fetish are together at last.

The only girlfriend that requires a background check and a six-day waiting period.

"Dude, careful, she's jail bait. She's only M-16."

Usually when I get a lapdance, it's MY gun that's in danger of going off.

Yeah, I see it's a gun, but people would take you more seriously if you didn't dress like a whore.

Guns don't kill people. Cripples kill people.

OK, you're going to have to show me what's in your right hand before I can let you through this security gate.

Now you can both shoot your load

She finally lost that extra 10 pounds she's been bitching about.

Risk versus reward has never been so clear

This is a prime example of turning being "handicapped" into being "handicapable"

I've never seen shopkeepers so happy to be held at gunpoint.

*masturbates furiously*

Banging this chick takes on a whole new meaning

Where does she put the ammo?

Excuse me miss, may I help you reload?

TNRA

No thanks Maam, I'm more of a legs man.

Still better than the movie

I hear her parents are loaded.

Put your right foot in, put your right foot out...Oh shit, you killed three people!

she cooks, she cleans, she fires 3 rounds per seconds at intruders

Welcome to the Museum of Impractical Weapons for Nonexistent Consumers. Here we have the prosthetic leg machine gun for one legged ninja hookers. Next we'll see the ass launched hand grenade for blind Amish skinheads.

Man, they always have the worst strippers here.

You would not believe how many holes she has in the floor of her house.

Never bring a knife to a prosthetic fight.

Her name is either Eileen or Peggy.

dude she's such a G.W.A.G.I.L.F

I don't believe that I was two minutes late for this because I was reading a crappy Seanbaby article!

That's nothing. Last year's model sported a crotch rocket.

When brains are nowhere to be found, zombies always take a leg.

I wonder if she works at I-Hop... It would give a whole new meaning to "tipping" the waitress...

She blows everyone else away at hopscotch.