Craptions Classics July 01, 2009

which Twilight book is this?

Dunstin Checks Out

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He is the most interesting wolf in the world

sish2000

4 ball, corner po...SQUIRREL!

MC_Rap

"I'll huff, then I'll puff, and then I'll sink the nine in the corner pocket."

jtklove

The part of Neverland Ranch that even freaked Michael out.

kimmegray

Oh don't look now, but Little Red Riding Hood just walked in. And she's legal now.

He sucks at pool. He always scratches.

GaseousClay

No, I think we should go back to the dogs playing poker. Wolves playing pool is just too unrealistic.

Werewolf spotted at Trader Vick's. Witnesses say his hair was perfect.

jtklove

The Big Bad Wolf's cousin, the Extremely Gay Coyote.

Smithereen

Wile E finally found something he could beat the roadrunner at.

royaloaksm

Underworld: The Color of Money

MC_Rap

James Bond villains are rapidly going downhill.

CavalierX

I don't know why you're worried. He's clearly not a pool shark.

Oh shit, don't tell me. It's a full moon out there isn't it? Damn, I wanted to tell you before now. I'm a Canadian.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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