Other Craptions

He is the most interesting wolf in the world

4 ball, corner po...SQUIRREL!

"I'll huff, then I'll puff, and then I'll sink the nine in the corner pocket."

The part of Neverland Ranch that even freaked Michael out.

Oh don't look now, but Little Red Riding Hood just walked in. And she's legal now.

He sucks at pool. He always scratches.

No, I think we should go back to the dogs playing poker. Wolves playing pool is just too unrealistic.

Werewolf spotted at Trader Vick's. Witnesses say his hair was perfect.

The Big Bad Wolf's cousin, the Extremely Gay Coyote.

Wile E finally found something he could beat the roadrunner at.

Underworld: The Color of Money

James Bond villains are rapidly going downhill.

Oh shit, don't tell me. It's a full moon out there isn't it? Damn, I wanted to tell you before now. I'm a Canadian.

I don't know why you're worried. He's clearly not a pool shark.

so... we meet again.

No, he isn't as classy as he looks. I saw him eat his own puke just a few minutes ago.

This is how Creationists think the Ice Ages looked like.

His name is Vince, but we call him, "Dances With Stick".

If he can pilot a jet, as his scarf suggests, I think I've found my new religion.

From the Museum of Unnatural History

What? Can't a werewolf wear a nice talored suit and sniff your butt without being called gay?

This is why you should never let them eat from the table

What we call 9-ball is known as 63-ball in dog pool.

lets just play 8 ball, ive never heard of k-9 ball and i have a feeling you would have a distinct advantage

Some crazy shit went down in the tundra, man.

Betcha didn't know Sarah Palin is a taxidermist, too.

You think pool sharks are cool? Pool wolves are cooler than ice.

"Why yes, I am from Ancient Egypt! How did you know?"

"Global warming? what's next? primates evolving and taking over the world? hah! don't make me laugh!"

you like my scarf....its real virgin woooooooooool

Call of the Oscar Wilde.

The Island of Dr. Moreau has a rec room? Who knew.

And the lesser known bar, Coyote Gorgeous...

Pictured: extraordinary adaptation to climate change by the Arctic wolf

"Are you sure it's spelled without an E, Mr. Wolf?"

Hustling at the local pool howl.

Dude! whatever you do DONT LICK YOUR BALLS! your toung will stick to them!

He was the best drug sniffing dog on the force. Then he started using...

Throw the ball... Throw the ball... Come on, throw the ball!

Well, it's this or throw fire darts with the metrosexual tiger.

Well of course he always wins. How are you supposed to concentrate when your opponent keeps sniffing your crotch?

So Balto's Disney contract was larger than we thought

"Uhhh, better let him win"

Dr. Moreau's island north.

Trapped, the professional pool player took quite a liking to his canine friend...

Mr. Wolfson is getting back from his operation today, nobody comments.

What were you expecting? Me licking my dick? No one wants to see that really !!!

I can't think of anything funny and my head hurts.

Full moon already?