jtklove
"I'll huff, then I'll puff, and then I'll sink the nine in the corner pocket."
Ronin22
Oh don't look now, but Little Red Riding Hood just walked in. And she's legal now.
Ronin22
No, I think we should go back to the dogs playing poker. Wolves playing pool is just too unrealistic.
Ronin22
Oh shit, don't tell me. It's a full moon out there isn't it? Damn, I wanted to tell you before now. I'm a Canadian.
Zounds!
No, he isn't as classy as he looks. I saw him eat his own puke just a few minutes ago.
Todzilla
If he can pilot a jet, as his scarf suggests, I think I've found my new religion.
Ronin22
What? Can't a werewolf wear a nice talored suit and sniff your butt without being called gay?
pytho666
lets just play 8 ball, ive never heard of k-9 ball and i have a feeling you would have a distinct advantage
AllyourBase
"Global warming? what's next? primates evolving and taking over the world? hah! don't make me laugh!"
Blinker_Fluid
Well of course he always wins. How are you supposed to concentrate when your opponent keeps sniffing your crotch?
slipknotjunkie
Dude! whatever you do DONT LICK YOUR BALLS! your toung will stick to them!
mickmarch
What were you expecting? Me licking my dick? No one wants to see that really !!!
sish2000
After humiliating the bulldog in poker, the wolf took on the weimaraner in a not-so-friendly game of pool
classie
Trapped, the professional pool player took quite a liking to his canine friend...
Brett-Butler
If Stephenie Meyers gets her hands on the Teen Wolf franchise, I will be very upset.
dramdan
Yes, we had Rex castrated last summer, and he's since developed new and varied interests!
Todzilla
From the makers of the Museum of Creation, now visit the Gallery of the Dark Ages.
jekelish
"I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll knock the three ball into the corner pocket."
thanebot3000
"What big hands you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "All the better to pull off this trick shot with" replied the Wolf.
ChaseMitchell
Props from Michael Jackson's "Leave Me Alone" video are suddenly a hot commodity.
Brett-Butler
See, Wile E Coyote really should've humiliated the Roadrunner into a game of Arctic Strip Pool, then he would've destroyed him.
Julius_Goat
The most interesting wolf in the world . . . he carved his own pool cue . . . he once ate roadkill, just because he could . . .
Brett-Butler
I very much doubt the authenticity of this version of the Nativity Story...
1.21jigawatt
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.... His hair was perfect! Ah-hoo..
Todzilla
Your vertigo is definitely from the mural horizon and not the X I slipped in your drink.
Ronin22
How am I expected to play pool, when you put the table RIGHT NEXT TO THE WALL! Bastards.
MrFingers
Here the creationist museum shows how the invention billiards and the ice age happened within days of each other.
CaptionDatAss
"Do you have to put that damn mask on every time Hungry Like The Wolf plays on the jukebox?!?!?!"
WHYAMIYELLING?
No matter what stage of evolution, dogs are always attracted to sticks and balls
CaptionDatAss
A moment later, Chris Hansen casually strolls in, catching his first, ACTUAL predator.
officerinsano
A wolf in mans clothing is much more disturbing than a wolf in sheeps clothing.
DZG
Everything was going fine for the Wolf. He'd turned those pesky pigs into a leather jacket, and he knew it was HIS night. Then the Poolshark showed up...
stunnershades
He refers to the 8-Ball only as 'El Ocho Negro.' He is the most interesting werewolf in the world: "Stay bloodthirsty, my friends."
Tobias_Sobel
Put your money on the table, then go out the front. I've got two vice cops tailing me.
Unbeknownst
He ain't gonna look so cocksure when he realizes global warming will melt his house.
VinnieJames
Welcome to the museum of supernatural history. On your right,you will see the first annual Wolfman billiards tournament...
VinnieJames
I can't believe they cut this scene from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
WarrenGHarding
Thank God they didn't give the Narnia movies to Michael Bay. Could you imagine?
Rivethead578
Hello, Mr. Bond. Sit down, and I will explain everything to you, right after I sink this shot and clean my balls with my tongue.
Matt_Fatt
Me? oh I'm just hanging out, playing some pool in my cave, being a wolfman y'know normal shit.
ruckdodgers
Cleaning his coat, fetching a stick, and putting his balls on the table... Rover was ready to get some tail.
server1
Jon Skinwalker of of the L.A. times says Micheal j fox's amazing return as Scott Howard, a high school student who discovers that his family has an unusual "pedigree", was chilling....
pwned
Pool Legend Harold "Ice" Stovesky appears in his newest fashion shoot for Calvin Klein and Peta
Pepper420
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's, And his hair was perfect.
TheChronicler
...and then one day a prominent physicist divided by zero and every furry's wet dream came true.
rivrav
everybody always talks about the pool shark, never the pool wolf; he's much more cunning
KyleIrwinLive
Steve I don't think your opponent in your pool league is actually a wolf, he's probably just a Native American, you know how they have those funny animal names.
slimymeteor
Little Red Riding Hood, now a world champion at billiards, couldn't help but feel a sense of deja vu when she saw her next opponent.
getittwistd
9 ball in the corner pocket (that's and oddly normal thing to say when playing pool, I know...)
getittwistd
Yeah it's awesome, but how the hell are we going to hide a FREAKING BILLARDS TABLE from the Zoo Keeper? You didn't think about that? Of course you didn't...
Todzilla
What the hell else were we supposed to do with the fortress of solitude after Superman died?
Diasdiem
While always on the lookout for pool sharks, you must also be wary of billiard wolves.
thejex
"My, what a nice suit you have grandma" says little red riding hood. "All the better to sexually assault you my dear" says the wolf.
Julius_Goat
Bruce, the wolf airbrushed on all of the tee-shirts and gay vans in the world, found wealth and fame, but he never found happiness.
ChaseMitchell
This is the weirdest game of pool I've ever seen. Those balls are made of glass.
Crackatoeah
The new Smirnoff Ice commercials tried to be hip and edgy but wound up lame as usual.
TheSicilian
Only the most die-hard Batman fans truly know that Dr. Freeze has the kinkiest sex parties
MarTenSaa
"I swear! I´m terrible at this game man. I mean, I´m a wolf, you know?.. So, $50 bucks then"
MC_Rap
Ha Rex! That's how you put the ball in the whole doggy style...wha? why you laughing, Rex? Oh! I get it, doggy style...haha
DisAster768
Within the Fortress of Solitude, Superman's canine companion awaits his return.... and also to finish the damn game!
kenyan
after the crack fox, black frost and the mod wolves, the mighty boosh were beginning to run out of character ideas
CaptionDatAss
Growing up, other kids made fun of him 'cause all his clothes said "husky" on the tag.
freakshowmonkey
When I said I wanted to get a furry to play with my balls, this wasn't what I meant...
CaptionDatAss
"Where'd you get that pool stick?" "Oh, from one of the Three Little Pigs. He builds houses out of 'em. He didn't need this one anymore... *BURP*"
KWEENBEE
I prefer the Pet Groomer to the Barber because they express my anal glands so nicely.
crispdynasty
little red riding hood thought something was weird about her grandma betting $100 on a game of pool.
jmxcomp
I’d love to stay but c’mon dude; if it were just one patch of yellow snow I might buy the “Mountain Dew spill” bullshit.
boops701
...So here's to you Mr "wearing of the scarf wolf" for always trying your hardest to look hot...even when youre cold.
BigJuan
Exclusive photos released from Micheal Vick's rumpus room while he was in prison.
Devustator
No matter how hard you try, you will never be as cool as a wolf playing billiards on a table made of ice.
Error
I shit you not, this wolf wanted a pool table in his den. Something about impressing his wife, but I think she just came home and was a bitch.
Error
We have successfully made the least attractive furry in the world less attractive.
baws
all i want ti know is how to put a FUCKING PICTURE ON THIS SITE. is that too much to ask?
pwned
SO that's what you meant when you said you wanted to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
HotJonathon
Why are you staring? Is it the scarf? Damn...I knew it was too much...clashes with the fur.
dinkmo73
...and then she was like,OH GRANDMA WHAT A BIG DICK YOU HAVE...dude i swear thats how it happened,the bitch is a freak!
Ranger
As agreed my Little Red Riding Whore... I sink the 8-ball, then I get to fuck you in the ass HARD sans lube... yes?!
dramdan
This is one of the disadvantages of Canada being a mosaic rather than a melting pot... furries all over
Wanderer
Fortunately, Jack London died before he could complete his sequel to The Call of the Wild.
Least
Laugh if you want, but he makes $500 a night hustling people who don't think he can win wearing a wolf's head.
vf9hellcat
This is why you never let Michael Bay design a display for the Museum of Natural History
Reiker
The curator of the Creationist Museum decided to take some liberties with the ice age as well.
getittwistd
After eating grandmother's and small children, I like to relax by playing a game of pool on my Olhausen pool table. Available at a retailer near you!
Wanderer
You may lose a lot of money to the pool sharks, but there's always a chance to win your money back from a pool coyote.
getittwistd
I thought he wanted to play catch, I had no idea he was a pool shark. How am I gonna explain losing 1200 bucks to my wife?
getittwistd
Little known features in the Fortress of Solitude are a billard table and a sentient wolf. Also, icicles...
balutmaster
Don't even tell me those icicles aren't plastic, just look at the way they dangle!
nighthawk
So I'm telling Grandma how I'm gonna eat her when I suddenly lose my damn connection. Damn dial-up.
Todzilla
"...so then I was nailin' her good when my balls expanded and we got stuck together."
dancetroll
The pool...little red...disney movie...titanic...Michael Jackson... There's just too much.
cseunuch
The last known photo of White Fang, before he took his life over the shame of appearing in Smirnoff Ice commercials.
Brett-Butler
Just remember - ever photo is just one explosion away from being a Michael Bay movie. You just need to know where to look...
crackcorn
"Ha, I won the fortress of solitude in one game of pool! Superman, my ass! Don't @$!@ with a pool-wolf."
eastcoastghost
Gossiping with her friends at the Ice Bar; Little Red Riding Hood didn’t look back until it was too late.
crackcorn
Wolf: "Wanna play?" Megan Fox: "Sorry, it's poker night with the three pigs." Wolf: "I'ma blow their ##@#$$ house down..." End of story.
Crackatoeah
...And THATS when he discovered Little Red Riding Hood was turning tricks at an Alaskan pool hall.
Ronin22
What you don't see is the T.V. showing the Toronto Maple Leafs playing. Happy Canada Day!
Brett-Butler
"I'm just not funny enough today." 'How about a panama hat?' "That would just be ridculous.'
bilbo1
No Tom. The 3rd door on the right leads to the bathroom, the 2nd leads to the 10th level of Hell.
TheSicilian
Three games later Little Red Riding Hood got pimped out on the street to cover her losses
Dude_Studley
he's only forcing that smile to take his mind off how much colder his balls are than those on the table
dramdan
Hollywood really sunk to a new low with this children's adaptation of The Color of Money
MC_Rap
Spot couldn't concentrate on his shot...all he could think about was humpin' Tommy's leg
GeoffLeppard
"...the kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better."
nighthawk
You too can get rich by employing my "Self-Lick Technique" part-time from your own home!
boatsandhos
Wolf Blitzer's secret base underneath CNN's studios is outfitted with only the finest leisure games....also the cue ball explodes if you pull the pin.
Zaphod
While once chasing his tail, he caught it. Sheep are honored to be devoured by him. He can blow a house down without huffing.... or puffing. Little Red Riding Hood still calls him on occasion. He is: the most *interesting* wolf, in the wo
joeyblaze
"They're called pool SHARKS. Thats a wolf and the third time you've got this wrong"
Zounds!
You have to let him sniff your ass before playing against him. Those are the rules.
thanebot3000
"If you thought the Big Bad Wolf's disquise was ridiculous when he ate Little Red Riding Hood, you should have seen what he had to dress up as to eat Big Black Biker Chick."
Nasha
Rorschach's journal, July first. Fleas bite the skin of this city and make it itch. I scratch this itch. Make it bleed. Suddenly craving sausage and toilet water.
Zounds!
Hair of the dog that totally friggin' sharked me out of 20G and my car and now my wife divorced me and I live under a bridge.
UptaMeenuts
"And then POW! I looked like this! I mean, how was I supposed to know she was a REAL witch?"
Zenejinzorin
After he got rid of the three little pigs, the big bad wolf had some time to chill...
InigoJones
Rumor has it, Michael Bay plans on rebooting the Bond franchise all over again.
WHYAMIYELLING?
it'll be a cold day in hell before my dog beats me at eight ball, a cold day indee.....oh
MrFingers
You've probably run out of ideas if you take your window dressing inspiration from van murals.
0106068r
Studio executives start to regret hiring David Lynch to direct the film adaptation of 'Call of the Wild'
Djshyguy
With enough practice anyone can be a pool shark, but only a select few can be fancy pool sharks..
WHYAMIYELLING?
I've been to this bar before. The cool thing about this place is that you can piss and shit anywhere you want.
Rex-Jester
I made this scarf out of Thusday night's dinner... like it? (Said the wolf in sheep clothing)
mama1974
Grifting was the only thing that kept the Big, Bad Wolf from becoming the Big, Bad Man Whore.
wenksta78
When he was tired of blowing down houses, Mr Big Bad resorted to blowing other things.
ZananIV
A film student once tried explaining this: All I heard was *Mumble muble...War...lieing...Sheep in Wolve's clothing...American Aggression".
RequiemCube
Growing tired of his repertoire of roll over, play dead, and shake paw, Rover spent the day learning a new trick: massé.
CaptionDatAss
"They told me he'd be in this bar, but I don't see the Airwolf pilot anywhere!"
JamesMcCloud
Frank's pack is getting really tired of his elaborate reminders that he has opposable thumbs.
dsanto
Scientists were disappointed when this was the first thing he chose to do with opposable thumbs.
CaptionDatAss
I always wondered what happened to Andre Warewolf after he left the NFL...
Secons
After blowing the houses of the story, he started a Demolition company, and then it was all good!
CaptionDatAss
The wolf lured Little Red Riding Hood over to his den by enticing her with his "above-ground pool."
CaptionDatAss
He's the baddest motherfucker in the 'hood. (Little Red Riding 'Hood, that is.)
Keithmeister
Rejected from Underworld, Rise of the Lycans, Hustler Wolf retreated to his arctic lair
TheGreenGoblin
After Luke cut off his arm, the Wampa invited him in for a nice game of pool.
dynamicdustin
In his early years, the Big Bad Wolf was quite the pool hustler before turning his attention to pigs and little girls.
dynamicdustin
This is just a terrible picture. I mean jesus... Look how he's holding the cue!
Wyldemaverick
Not realizing he was in the picture, Frank gets caught checking out John's furry little brown eye.
dynamicdustin
What you don't see is the Wolf looking at a Tiger playing checkers. Now thats strange.
WarrenGHarding
No cranking up the AC when I'm about to shoot. You know the rules. And so do I.
baws
your bamter is nothing short of absolute ferret shite. feel free to expound your theories.
Rivethead578
Jim Henson's story concepts got pretty creepy towards the end of his life...
DGNinja
If we can add more explosions and tits we have a new Micheal Bay movie in the making!
rahru
"Your move, Dr. No. By the way, stop showing me tricks with cue balls and your titanium sphincter."
OvaltinePatrol
Yeah, I was supposed to be in that painting with the rest of the guys playing cards, until I jabbed C.M. Coolidge in the nuts with my snout. The pack never talked to me again after that, fuckers.
Vozpit
Okay Mr. Cruise, you're just LISTENING to the song "Werewolves of London" while you're playing pool in this scene.
Goode
"Well hello there, welcome to todays show. Today we're going to leard about billiards."
BlancmangePie
First stunning stills from Stephen Sommers' 'The Wolf Man'. At this rate, it may even equal 'Van Helsing' in quality.
dustinxrx
when not eating the three little pigs, or chasing red riding hood, the big bad wolf likes to play it cool...very cool.
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