Other Craptions

"The Force is all fucked up with that one."

It's 3pm. Time for my childhood to be destroyed.

The corrugation is strong in this one.

Oh god, Leia used the lightsaber instead of the lipstick.

*SICK* Gingers!

Still better than Episode 1.

Scientology: A New Hope

You should see the brides maid's dresses.

Not Pictured: Hans Solocups

"Help me electric shock therapy. You're my only hope."

Transvestites: Robots in disguise.

I suppose it's no surprise that her father refused to walk her down the aisle.

Lego presents "Crack Whore Leia"

I don't know why they all have cameras, there's nothing happening that I would want to remember.

this is THE best quality Leia sex tape I SWEAR TO GOD

I'd like to see HER silicon valley...

"Help me, Obi Wan Kinobi, I've been rendered by MS Paint."

The Dork Side of the Force

Orgasm in 5... 4.. 3...

Her bra size is R2-DDD2

Now THAT'S a box set!

"Does this bra make my boobs look boxy?"

Never enroll in an acting studio that advertises on Craigslist.

You can put a box over your head, but shame is like radiation: it just punches right through.

Insert dick

foxy boxing

A long time ago in a galaxy... just south of Birmingham, Alabama.

This thing scared the mitoclorians out of Darth Vader.

Could be worse. She could be wearing the bronze bikini.

Ctrl Alt Delete! Ctrl Alt Delete!

Dr. Kervorkian, you're my only hope....

She's looking for Chewboxa.

Costco-play.

Am I PRETTY?!?!?

Square Wars

the special effects department was having a field day

"Thanks for nothing, Obi Wan."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" "Well aren't you a little horrifying for a princess?"

The closest star wars fans come to seeing some box

TMZ circa 1994: "Lisa Marie Presley's wedding attire was perfect for the occasion and made Michael Jackson feel right at home"

Jeffery had finally convinced Steve to dress up as his prom date, but the gold bra was a step too far...

Into the recycle chute, fly boy.

at least its not a fucking ewok

I can't believe they're actually making a live action Lego Star Wars movie...

It's not mint! It's not mint!

Luke's first time messed him up bad.

This could never have happened through natural selection, the creationists are right!

We all have our ways of dealing with the trauma inflicted by prequels.

We're on a diplomatic mission to Boxeraan.