GaseousClay
Princess Leia's brief affair with R2-D2 yielded some unexpected consequences.
Styre
I don't know why they all have cameras, there's nothing happening that I would want to remember.
Julius_Goat
You can put a box over your head, but shame is like radiation: it just punches right through.
jekelish
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" "Well aren't you a little horrifying for a princess?"
debateheads
Jeffery had finally convinced Steve to dress up as his prom date, but the gold bra was a step too far...
dramdan
TMZ circa 1994: "Lisa Marie Presley's wedding attire was perfect for the occasion and made Michael Jackson feel right at home"
Kolko
This could never have happened through natural selection, the creationists are right!
Todzilla
The more you tighten your grasp, the more virgins will slip through your fingers.
Julius_Goat
Lego nerds just added a few more blocks to their towers, if you know what I mean.
CavalierX
I can't figure out if this is a Star Wars costume or a tribute to Michael Jackson.
jtklove
The braless & sexy Carrie Fisher was a long time ago, and so very far, far away.
geniuswaitress
(Squeaky Voice): "Ooh, look at meee, I'm Princess Leia. Lalalalalala. (Deep Voice): "I said LOOK AT ME!"
geniuswaitress
Mrs. Cragwall goes to great lengths to get her kids psyched about science.
Julius_Goat
"Why yes, Mrs. Dahmer, Jeffery went to the Star Wars convention with me. Why?"
geniuswaitress
No matter what light you shoot her in, Carrie Fisher's plastic surgery looks like hell.
Unbeknownst
Unfortunately, right after this picture was taken a drunk driver hit her and shebot the farm.
crazyivan
Make fun of the costume all you want, but she retired off the money she made in the men's room at the convention.
Blinker_Fluid
Obi Wan knew he was her only hope. That's why he was hiding in the desert for 20 years.
Leaf
Fed-Ex offers overnight delivery as well as jedinight delivery... It's the same thing, just more awesome.
WarrenGHarding
That was the biggest problem with the prequels, really. The cardboard acting.
SecurityMedic
Cinderellatron ignored her fairy droidmother's warning to leave the ball by 2400hrs.
DirtGunfrey
Some Buddhist monks, thinking self-immolation too tame, chose to protest the Vietnam war in truly shocking ways.
nathan109
this isn't funny, seriously, fuck your randomizer i don't give a shit how we cross the galaxy next time
quagmyre
Dear Cracked, Please have a technician check your server. Have tried repeatedly to log into Craptions today, but I keep getting Japanese porn. Thank you. Q
bilbo1
Darth Vader's "interrigation methods" left Princess leia with a little bundle of joy.
bilbo1
"What are you going as for Halloween?" "A killer hell-beast that will swallow your soul. Why?"
Todzilla
The chrome was starting to wear off the slave-bikini so I opted for the more traditional robe.
stodavr
Few people know the bar scene in Star Wars was meant to be followed by a brothel scene.
thejex
You can easily tell this one is not a virgin, it lacks the costume-making skills.
Unbeknownst
I bet the groom can't wait to get inside her box. I mean, the guy probably wants to see her face.
dot26
George Lucas' first draft of Leia didn't quite make the cut. Fan-fiction however, doesn't give a shit.
Zounds!
I know you don't want me to tell you this, but your odds of getting laid are 3720 to 1.
WarrenGHarding
I don't know what's going on here, but it's still more entertaining than "The Phantom Menace."
WarrenGHarding
...The only worksafe frame from the new hit YouTube video, "2 Droids, 1 Cup."
SilentSymphony
When I was told I could get a fridge on Leia-way, this is not what I had in mind.
TheChaoticOne
so i guess this means she didn't make it out of that trash compactor unharmed.
dahuterschuter
What do you get when you cross the joker, Princess Leia and Transformers? A box office hit!
chrisrogers
When we were talking about getting into Leia's box, Randal just didn't fucking get it.
getittwistd
Obi-wan's disguise wasn't fooling Han at all. The old pervert would have to try a different tactic.
Kolko
You know you've watched too much TV when you try to dress up like a human and fail.
Urbanachiever
Maybe re-issuing the original Star Wars series in HD wasn't such a good idea...
Wanderer
The only real surprise here is that the people in the background aren't Japanese.
CaptionDatAss
Anakin didn't just build C3PO. In Star Wars Episode VII, fans find out he also built Princess Leia.
Bromide
Due to that state of the economy even Star Wars Episode 7 had to endure budget cuts.
papajon0s1
"Leia, you're my sister. ...and this the result of dad getting drunk one night at Jedi U."
jmxcomp
It couldn't stop bullets, knives or even pointed sticks but noboday fucked with Timmy when he wore his Princess Leia "battle armor".
alfredthemad
Sad to say after the Jetsons got cancelled, Rosie the maid took to the streets
Pitt
"Han Solo! You Herpes infested mother fucker! I'll get you for this! If it's the last thing I do, I'll make you pay!"
Zounds!
I don't care how she looks...I just hope she plans on beating Jar-Jar to a bloody pulp with that baton...
KakaiXero
These are not the droids you are looking for; Your princess is in another castle.
Pitt
Is the chick just over Leia's right shoulder grabbing that nerds package???? OMFG! Leia is grabbing her own package!
empleryEntrance
Fucking great, really fucking funny guys. How am I supposed to look cool doing the Thriller dance without the rest of you bitches?!!!
Bishopwhitet
A fine chick finally attends the convention, and this square bitch keeps screening her!!
Louynch
Let's all take a moment to honour the poor unfortunate guy who got a paper cut from her 'mouth'.
gcarden
After the poor response to the CG-heavy effects of the Prequel trilogy, George Lucas tried another tact for Episodes 7-9.
Andy1984
Hey, don' tell me you've never looked at crayons, binbags and a microwave box and thought: Princess Leia.
InigoJones
'I don't know about you, Abdul, but ever since the Taliban got into that whole "Star Wars" thing, those Burkas are lookin' sexier than ever."
jacobingram
Yeh you can laugh all you want but this is the reason R2-D2 has to shovel out $500 a month to that whore Leia
rebot
Ever get that boxed in feeling, you know the one where the force isn't strong enough to get yourself out.
sortableturnip
Why did you use so much lipstick??? You look like a fucking robot whore!!!
Nightpath
Plastic Dress : $5.00 5 boxes : $3.99 Paint : $10.00 The fact that all the kids in the area will have nightmares for the next 20 years : Priceless
navybond007
Honda releases the companion robot to it's ASIMO line: The ASIHO (Sexual fantasy leia outfit complete with pleasure stick sold seperately).
UdoSchaffner
What is more disturbing is that no one in the background seems to give a damn
87gn
The entry list for this contest must have been pitifully short, as it appears that this sorry piece of work took the second place ribbon. God only knows why they bothered with the photo-op.
writers_block
Once Han sobered up he realized that incest wasn't the only reason Luke dropped her.
Fursnake
Princess Leia as seen through the optical sensors of a deranged protocol droid on acid.
DreadZer0
As soon as the pilot episode was cancelled, red dwarf's Kryten goes into questionable lines of work...
jvp117
Judging by the fact that the people behind her/it are ignoring her i dont want to know what the fuck it is that they are looking at
getittwistd
Square boobs had been a dream of Frank's, and he had finally found the perfect woman.
Bobby Bobby
I can only wonder what is more bizarre than Box-Joker Leia that the crowd doesn't even notice her.
BillWilliams
I'm tired of doing this. No one votes for mine anyway. Let's play something else.
skyman299
Princess Leia let herself go after she found out the man she kissed was her brother.
SazzyFrazz
Now that I kicked that lizard's ass, I think it's finally time to come out of the closet
Wanderer
"Your box in a box" reenacted by people who clearly have no idea what that means.
NightOwl26335
We have finally found the biologicial mother of Michael Jackson's children
Wanderer
David's Bridal is proud to announce the foam light saber as this year's hot new bridal accessory.
Zounds!
See how no one is looking...that's cuz if you make eye contact with it, it attacks!
cramecirp
And the guy with the video camera will have new material when touching himself tonight.
zussmann
Leia and the Joker's love child. its not loved or anything, its just a figure of speech
skyman299
Either the other contestants were terrible, or she just one the "most likely to haunt my dreams" award
H.R.Hippo
What are all the people looking at? Must be some serious thing going on on the right...
Priapism
"Dude! Wanna go with me to celebrate the release of the Star Wars Box Set?" "...not in a million years"
lumberjef
And the award for the most original costume goes to the random hot chick behind the stupid robot
Todzilla
"Does this lipstick make me look like a clownbot?" "No. It makes you look like a prostibot that caters exclusively to clownbots."
bobina
"If you just turn off the lights then you totally forget that she's your sister."
guitarguy109
I swear the new transformers movie wasn't even trying to look as good as the last
MiGhKuL
Confessions Of A Super Hero 2: Working the Strip in Vegas would be much easier if her Princess Leia costume were a bit more authentic.
getittwistd
Trudy's day was ruined after her teacher told her that her Princess Leia costume was not an acceptable History project.
Pitt
"HA HA! They didn't check... Everywhere... for the flash drive containing their nerdy little secrets!"
wquates
Now that I've made my own Princess Leia, all that's left is to insert tab into slot V...
Urbanachiever
The alternate, more disturbing, ending in se7en. "What's in the booooox??"
Pitt
"Boy, that Darth Vadar sure beat up my ovaries... I sure hope Luke was kidding about that 'He's our daddy business' !"
Pillzbury
I think the real question is: What's going on to the right that's better than this?
jaymis
Not satisfied with the Lego Starwars crossover, George Lucas went for the trifecta: Lego Starwars Crackwhores
eastcoastghost
“No one could believe that X-54 had the audacity to wear white to the wedding…”
Quick127
Muffs. Pink Ribbon. Box. Red-headed hippie in the background. The possibilities are endless.
skyman299
Well fuck me Clue, I never would have guessed it was Robot Leia with the lead pipe at the Pride Parade.
Zaphod
looks like a certain rebel princess and a certain Astrometric droid had a lovechild
yesthatsme
You think this is hot, 3-PO, you should see this robo-babe in her golden slave bikini!
NightOwl26335
Leia can sing, she can dance, but she sure as hell can't apply lipstick or shake that boxey figure
Louynch
Poor application of lipstick is a hallmark of mental illness.That,coupled with the costume leads me to believe it's Lindsay Lohan in there
NightOwl26335
Have you ever had a day where you just woke up and screamed at the top of your lungs, "Well, it's a nice day for a white wedding!" She has!
JDXBlitz
Here come the bride... All dressed in whi- HOLY SHIT LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!1
glebkostenko
If Leia moves to her old man's place she needs some appearance modifications. Just a "Fit in" kinda thing.
1.21jigawatt
Luke: Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...Han Solo: What? Luke: Give me a minute...
1.21jigawatt
What is that?! I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. But not that much..
sortableturnip
Michael Jackson's last plastic surgery didn't go quite as well as he expected...what, too soon???
Unbeknownst
I bet that behind all that cold, hard steel exterior lies the cold, hard heart of a real woman.
1.21jigawatt
Red Six: I got a problem here. Biggs: Rejects! Red Six: My Lunch, I can't hold it.
1.21jigawatt
Title card/crawl: A long time ago in a Closest far, far away... a Rebel...WTF, isstriking from a hidden base.
Skinnymojo
...and Dave never talked about what happened in the bathroom at the costume party ever again...
CaptionDatAss
*Han looks around for cops* "You're all clear, kid, now let's have this thing blow you and we'll go home!"
o??
"If people don't start looking at me, I'm going to show them something to look away from..."
Andy1984
Hey, don't tell me you've never looked at crayons, binbags and a microwave box and thought: Princess Leia.
picc01
Hard times have hit Carrie Fisher, in so much that she has resorted to prostitution...her last client? The Kool-Aid Man!
nspizzl
God lost his inspiration after the 6th day, so this is what he made angels look like.
Zounds!
Her boobs look boxy because her chest pops open and shoots out a lightsaber...deus ex machina!
VinnieJames
Step One: Cut a hole in a box. Step Two: Make the worst Halloween costume ever. Step Three: Cry yourself to sleep.
VinnieJames
Okay, what do you get when you combine Ronald McDonald, Hamburglar, and Grimace? The answer is nightmares.
Stardust_Ukitsu
And thus, the princess was killed and the current monarchy overthrown, to be replaced by a mechanical autocracy.
niko4ever
Luke and his friends came to accept C520's sex-change, but Princess Leia never forgave him for "stealing her look".
elandry
This is my retarded brother Beelo dressed up as the Joker for Halloween. Did I mention he was retarded?
rmmcgrath
Carrie Fisher, off of her medications, tries to regain some of her former glory...and fails miserably.
crevates
What i want to know is what the hell is so interesting that no ones looking at leah D2
WarrenGHarding
When the RealDoll(tm) people refused to cater to Glen's request, he took matters into his own hands.
Ironlightsaber
Let's hope that the saying "beauty is on the inside" is true in this case.
Supermanfxk
The porn knock off of "Space-balls" titled....well..."Space-balls," had a much lower budget.
WarrenGHarding
After Endor, Threepio moved to the city and got that operation he'd been wanting.
Aakash19
The sad thing is that he's only wearing this shit to impress the hot chick behind him...surprisingly she does not look intrested
WarrenGHarding
The only worksafe frame from the new hit YouTube video, "2 Girls, 1 Droid."
AlphaOneZero
when the onlookers said she had a 'square head' they really meant it literally..
AllyourBase
"What do you get if you mix Heath Ledger's Joker, Princess Leia's bastard child and a prostitute?" "What? behind m-OH SHI-"
Trebek
Curtains that look like a dress: $10, cardboard boxes for square boobs: $3, realizing your lipstick is screwed up: Priceless.
m.weasel
Princess Leia later regretted her decision to visit an unlicensed plastic surgeon.
JohnThePawn
After being told she was "an ugly whore that would never get a man" R2-Shaneequa4 hit the town in desperation.
Detective8
And here we can see what happens when George Lucas runs out of ideas for sequels.
lordguru
George Lucas' remake of "The Bride of Frankenstein" was met with mixed reviews.
tterry
"She looks like a clown made of boxes. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt"
PaleHorse
The new HD release of the original trilogy really opened my eyes to the true appearance of Carrie Fischer.
danflyer22
C3PO "Well Princess-D2, it's time you found out, Master Skywalker isn't your father. Uncle R2-D2 is. How is that possible your ask? Well, it started a long time ago in a galaxy far far away."
Fivebretz
Oh shit this isn't the Star Wars convention! Well now this costume's just embarrassing...
VinnieJames
The Matrix has programs like Girl in a red dress, pictured in back and also, retarted crack whore robot Leia, pictured front.
thundersteps
Princess Leia's retarded sister looks so precious when she tries to dress like people.
vincdrk
: FUCK YOU YOU COMMUNIST FUCKTARD. I HAVE WON AWARDS FOR MY WORK WHILE YOU WERE BUSY JERKING OFF IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT AND PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS- only a few wil understand!
Dude_Studley
strongest argument yet for forced late term transient robot abortion. and you call us the monsters
Boozel
After a long day at work, Whorebot-9000 made it's way back home to clean the oil off it's face.
DaFool
When Micheal Bay said he was done with 'fighting robots', I didn't know the emphesense was on 'fighting'
ruckdodgers
Wow. There's a really hot chick standing behind that massive-titted robot Leia.
Error
Mr...SPOCK. CAN you IdenTIfy...that..LIFEform oVER there. It COULD be a...NEW...alien life FORM.
Scout
Although Mrs. Leia had her faults, finding great shoes at Payless wasn't one of them.
writers_block
It wasn't until Han sobered up that he wished Luke hadn't been her brother.
Garganzo
The question isn't what the hell is this thing, the question is is that a lightsaber it is holding, or a death vibrator?
khutche
Evil Robot Leia Checklist:Eat Wookie,check...Mesmerize audience with galactic vag...
Aequitas3
Despite spending 5 hours crafting his robo-Leia costume so people would pay attention to him, Clyde found that not a single person in the background cared in the slightest.
dynamicdustin
For some reason the early version of Princess Leia's CGI for "Star Wars Online" Looked... Off.
OvaltinePatrol
My robot date drew some nasty looks, but I managed to edge out the guy who brought his cousin to avoid being the most despised couple at the prom.
specie
Someone, somewhere is jerking off to this. Actually, no. The lucky bastard got the girl in the red dress to do it for him.
jninjacat
"Why so serious?" "I'm going to die, aren't I? I always knew I'd be killed by the cardboard offspring of Leia and the Joker."
ZananIV
The barbarians now surround the two Cosplayers with the worst costume, ensuring a "survival of the fittest" and entertaining youtube comments for decades to come.
ZananIV
"I've got the Hong-Kong Star Wars Ugly Princess Leia Ripoff costume blue--ewws!!"
WhiteHamster
After years of unspeakable acts, Lego Princess Leia finally got her comeuppance.
quagmyre
On any given, average day, if PETA protests something, it is pretty inane. WTF are they protesting today?
quagmyre
"Yo Leia, a little to your left...I'm trying to get a shot at the hottie in the red dress.
fratulence
What's really disturbing is what everyone else is looking at: a fleshy version of C-3P0.
the_simurgh
once again George Lucas new cut of the empire strikes back was not well received.
Sangochick
"I'm sure you get this a lot but...are you the real Elvis?" "No you dumbass, now move. Jabba needs a sex slave..."
chaddybox
After birthing the detestable shit-piles of Spiderman 2 and 3, McGuire was forced to pedal import collectables to local street children.
IamMitch
Smug look of undeserved satisfaction? Check? Probably can't really play? Check. Looks like a prepubescent boy? Check. Totally glam rock.
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