Other Craptions

They always say "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Well, I want to nail Ted's wife.

Hey girls c'mon back to our place. We have pictures of huge dicks in our pants.

So you're sure this will get us laid?

And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you kids. And Tom's FUCKING PURPLE TIE!

FAKE

We're looking for a poker game.

By disguising themselves, scientists hope to study the corporate douchebag in its natural environment.

Weird, it's like his eyes watch my penis no matter where I move.

Pedophile stock brokers. Stock is up on less creepy "hiding in the office" masks.

For Halloween I want to be a smarmy white guy!

Some are born phony, while others have phoniness thrust upon them.

Nice try, celebrities, but the Grim Reaper is on a rampage, and he's not that easily fooled.

I just feel so detached, you know?

"This time they'll never know who to sue. Bring on the interns!"

If you watch a movie frame by frame, stunt doubles are easy to spot.

Is it me, or does everyone look like a smug asshole today?

The things men go through to avoid shaving in the morning.

Sacha Baron Cohen isn't even trying anymore... and I'm not signing your fucking waiver.

The early Cylons needed work.

"Wanna put your lifesavings into a secure investment?"

"Kiss me you fool!"

Like all politicians, I'm not exactly who you thought I was.

Do you think we're blending in with the natives?

Ya, I'd be wearing a mask too if I was participating in the 'Necrophiliac pride' parade

It's hard to work on Wall Street without losing face these days.

MAKE CRAPTIONS IN ALL CAPS IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS!

Men who've seen "Point Break", like, a gazillion times.

whiskey-tango-foxtrot

The jury wasn't sold on their "It's not MY fault she thought I was her husband." defense.

Who are you people? And, why should I care?

The first stage of a sex change operation is to live like the opposite sex for a year. Somehow I don't think this counts.

Which way to the gang bang?

"Okay, nobody can tell we're Jewish now. Let's go get some ham!"

Botox: Not for just vacuous women anymore.

Dammit Aziz! Quit turning sideways, you're gonna blow our cover!

The funny thing is they look just like their avatars.

More believable than Keanu Reeves.

"Mr. Bean goes to the U.N."

FAKE!!! Those aren't their real bodies.

Billy Mays never got to represent the new "Douche Masks"...what a shame

This time, Gov. Sanford and Gov. Spitzer wisely wear disguises...

Once again the truth of their depth is revealed.

Your suits may say "no", but your masks cry out "lick me".

The newest fetish sweeping America: put one of these on, and your girlfriend can feel like she's fucking a man with a JOB!

The CIA has really gone downhill.

The 600-Series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new. They look human.

Jeff's mask looked exactly like him, making him the LAST person the police would suspect!

Man. THe FBI just isn't putting the effort into it's witness protection program that it used to.

CAN NO LONGER BE IGNORED!!!! LOOK AT EYES. LIKE REPTILES. REPTILIANS AMONG US!!