Other Craptions

Dude, I don't care what he looks like, you don't take a picture of another guy standing at a urinal.

I am here because I am interested in Uranus.

Finally! The blue toilet water .. EXPLAINED!

The blue skin says he's Andorian. The hand on the hip says he's gay. The erect antennas says you're next.

So you're telling me all this time that U.F.O. stands for Urinary Function Observer?

And the number one least popular holodeck program is...

Even in the 24th century, immigrant labor still gets the crappy jobs

I need to go... but I'm not sure if I need to boldly go!

The Loo Man Group never drew a big crowd.

Anal probe? Nooooooo, well, okay yes. That's exactly what's going to happen here.

"your test scores were great" they said... "in charge of the most important section of the ship", they said....

And this what you humans call a drinking fountain, eh?

My Captain's Log was huuuuuuuge!

Andorians turn their own toilet water blue.

"Star Trek: Minimum Wage" was not well received.

And here is Gleebglorb standing next to some kind of Earth water dispenser. It was quite refreshing.

I'm going to demonstrate what JJ Abrahams did to the Star Trek franchise - through interpretive dance!

These Are the Voyages of the Andorian plumbers on the Starship Enterprise. To seek out new pipes and new waste managementation, to boldly unclog where everyone has gone before.

Urine the wrong washroom...

I didn't know they cast George Michael in the new Star Trek movie!

Well, of course my balls are blue! What else would they be?

I'm in the Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a bathroom attendant!

Beam me up, Scotty! Now!!

Hey Sulu, someone's here to see you.

"I replicated this water fountain, and the water tastes funny. Think the computer is fucking with me?"

too late but still... VOTE FOR ME

To boldly shit where no man has shat before.

This model does not meet Glorgian standards. We urinate out of our ankle.

I don't care how clean the toilet is, there's just no replacement for Billy Mays. No please leave so I can sob alone with my bottle of Oxyclean.

Oh, man hurry, I gotta take a shatner real bad.

"Honey, let me tell you about MY trouble with Tribbles..."

Billy Mays' replacement just didn't quite get it.

"Fire protein torpedos!!!!"

Scotty, the transporter is malfunctioning.

This holodeck simulation is a little "out there".

Blue Man Loo

"I said use the transporter not the tranny porter..."

Oh damn, did someone tell him that's he's supposed to pee in the urinal and not just standing next to it? No?

Hey there. Wanna see "Papa Smurf"?

Thanks for the offer, buddy, but I don't think I'm ready for the 'final frontier'...

I guess this guy has never heard of personal space, the final frontier.

Even Billy Mayes couldn't pitch this one.

I Figured in the future they just 'beamed' the piss out

Since when do red-shirts get bathroom breaks?

No thanks, I can flush it myself.

Queerian Eye for the Human Guy.

"yeah, today I command this urinal, then I'll be captaining that stall over there, and before you know it, I'll have my own ship!"

billions of taxpayers dollars and years of research, time spent gazing to the stars, and this mother fucker was in the bathroom the whole time?