seannyb
Dude, I don't care what he looks like, you don't take a picture of another guy standing at a urinal.
TikiVonKillface
The blue skin says he's Andorian. The hand on the hip says he's gay. The erect antennas says you're next.
Ronin22
So you're telling me all this time that U.F.O. stands for Urinary Function Observer?
Ronin22
Anal probe? Nooooooo, well, okay yes. That's exactly what's going to happen here.
iamquitebored
"your test scores were great" they said... "in charge of the most important section of the ship", they said....
Brett-Butler
I'm going to demonstrate what JJ Abrahams did to the Star Trek franchise - through interpretive dance!
Ronin22
And here is Gleebglorb standing next to some kind of Earth water dispenser. It was quite refreshing.
TikiVonKillface
These Are the Voyages of the Andorian plumbers on the Starship Enterprise. To seek out new pipes and new waste managementation, to boldly unclog where everyone has gone before.
thejex
"I replicated this water fountain, and the water tastes funny. Think the computer is fucking with me?"
sprayette
I don't care how clean the toilet is, there's just no replacement for Billy Mays. No please leave so I can sob alone with my bottle of Oxyclean.
Ronin22
Oh damn, did someone tell him that's he's supposed to pee in the urinal and not just standing next to it? No?
Leaf
Thanks for the offer, buddy, but I don't think I'm ready for the 'final frontier'...
iamquitebored
"yeah, today I command this urinal, then I'll be captaining that stall over there, and before you know it, I'll have my own ship!"
ephesians117
billions of taxpayers dollars and years of research, time spent gazing to the stars, and this mother fucker was in the bathroom the whole time?
iamquitebored
" Judging by the blue eggs in this device, I presume it's an incubation system for our young."
Downtheline
I understand you're proud that you're a big boy now, but the picture with your first urinal may be a little too much...
Super_Mole
I don't have to be a sexually ambiguous Andorian to know a horrible interior decorating job when I see one.
MC_Rap
Chad always liked to pose right before he got his head put in the urinal by the jocks
HUMLY
Little did he know it, but Blandar was going to catch hell from the Johnsons on this episode of Trading Places: Intergalactic Edition.
iamquitebored
In recent years, the Kobayashi Maru test amounted to not leaving the bridge for a wicked pee during a critical moment
Error
Who uses four different tile styles in a restroom? Guy couldn't of been from this planet...
Brett-Butler
JJ Abrahams inserted a Michael Jackson tribute into the next Star Wars film.
royaloaksm
This picture creeps me out. There seriously needs to be a little wall between the urinals.
Ronin22
It's a good thing there are urinals there, because I have the overwhelming urge to piss on those ugly tiled walls.
MC_Rap
Oh god...that thing has to be covered with germs...and he's got his hands all over the urinal. Gross
jacobingram
Chad was upset for he had once again been tricked by the old Star Trek convention in the bathroom trick
TikiVonKillface
Sadly, Brad was the only one to attend the Star Trek TNG/Plumber Union 151 convention.
ZenMaster1975
"And on the final stop of our tour. This is what old time humans called; 'Firing Phasers at full strength.' Allow me to demonstrate!"
thrustingthor
For a super intelligent race, alien tourists find the most inane things fascinating
mhtsos
How your mother thinks you look like when you don't wash your hands after using the toilet.
jaynine
This is why I'll never let my 6 year old into the men's room by himself. We have had the *Andorrian* talk yet.
Ronin22
Hey, it's Orphan aka Mr. Sensitive from the comic book X-Statix..............sigh. Why didn't I make a gay alien joke instead?
TikiVonKillface
Good thing he's in the men's room at a Star Trek Convention, now all those girls won't be able to get him!
BlackAxxe
After the Watchmen film there were little jobs left for the Doctor Manhattan Actor.
NightOwl26335
Star date 2100: wow, the bridge sure looks different in the Enterprise, not even a captain's chair
drawl79
The addition of bathroom attendants to the Starship Enterprise was not not a popular idea.
kiez
In my Spare time, I can be seen consistantly at the top of Cracked.com's Craption Competions.
TikiVonKillface
Andorians not only were founding members of the United Federation of Planets, they also perfected the urinal that won't get pee on your shoes.
Rhascar
This species is very special, because the females look radically different than the males. Pictured from right to left: Qrkliquitsz, his Girlfriend, his mom
josancho
When the Federation told me my first assingment would be searching Uranus for Klingons I was really exited, until I found out they meant searching your anus for cling ons.
killbotdestroyo
That's just disturbing, i mean they could have at least got matching tiles for the whole bathroom.
killbotdestroyo
This is so wrong! I mean, thats the layout for the Urinals in 2356! Way before the switch to those uniforms!"
killbotdestroyo
Sadly, The Federation had yet the repeal it Andorian segregation laws. Separate, but hardly equal.
Fursnake
You'd be pissed too if you saw that a urinal cake has the same color as your skin.
benrichardsrm
I'd make a gay joke here, but you'd have to have had sex at some point to be able to tell one way or the other.
dramdan
Even the blue man group have resorted to taking second jobs because of the recession
UptaMeenuts
It appears someone has activated "Slash Fiction Mode" on the Holodeck again.
arabiandstbstr
on my planet staring at another dudes dick in the mens room is the equivalent of a firm handshake...with your cocks out
kingjorge.twbf
If you don't give us your sample Captain Kirk, I will have to take it myself. Gigity!
quagmyre
Twenty minutes later, fearing that their masculinity was being mocked, the French surrendered.
quagmyre
"If you would please turn your head, I must tinkle", he said in his lispy voice.
quagmyre
In space, fluids are recycled. These appliances are both receptacles and dispensers...
j.kimm
In Space, noone can hear you scream...Thank the lord, cuz this dude looks like he is screaming something
dhrider123
sorry sir in the us those "space time seats" are called urinas and no i will not rub your antenna for "space change"
Velvet-Crow
Andorians suck at urinal etiquette, everyone knows you never use the one in the middle when the outer ones are available.
Velvet-Crow
Congrats on making the landing party assignment... enjoy your last piss, red shirt.
schmeedo
In outer space no one can hear you piss. They can hangout by the urinals and watch you, but they can't hear you.
microhendy
"Stop being so paranoid and turn off that UV light, I'm trying to piss here."
sk8er362
First place captains log star date 44527.003 by the four moons of mylogga I have finally found out what this is for. And its not a singles bar.
Gorilla1226
Hmmm...I might as well jerk off while I'm in here since I am never getting laid.
jaedonmelch
Being rejected from the Blue Man Group took a hard toll on Bob's personal life.
slyeye
And Then it dawned upon him, Scotty had not beamed him to the "fountains of glory" but rather to the "Urinal of Rape"
Mister.Brown
I don't care how curious you are, you don't take pictures of other guys inside a public bathroom
Warren_et
I'm in my 40's and still making poop jokes. Thanks, CRACKED for allowing me the opportunity to doo (HA!) this in front of an int'l audience.
TikiVonKillface
"Wait a minute! This is just the holodeck! That means The REAL evil Urinalians have control of the ship!"
jaynine
I thought I saw Klingons circling Uranus, but it was only some guy dressed like an Andorrian.
TikiVonKillface
After the album "Johhny Blue and The Flush" bombed he figured out his problem:Less urinals, More Blue guys who scare children. This was the birth of the Blue Man Group.(Not the group for depressed men)
Demmagog
The bathrooms on the Enterprise, long a subject of speculation among trekkies, were less impressive than one might imagine.
BionicSnowman
If you're Really from another planet, why are you wearing those $18 shoes?
gamadaya
Galaxor was very self-conscious when he urinated, as his dick was located under his right armpit. For everyone else, it was on the left.
87gn
If we ignore the god-awful mosaic tile pattern, we must assume that this was created by a civilization far more advanced than ours. Look...the urinals flush automatically!
NightOwl26335
"Let me be clear: I am not gay and never have been," said Galactic Senator Larry Craig, III.
87gn
The building fund at Star Freak Academy was pretty much exhausted by the time they got to the restroom tile selection.
polancoj16
In his planet these are the womens bathroom!If you see it you will shit bricks.
Foxxytherian
I think the cracked photographer just hides in the sci-fi convention trash cans
TikiVonKillface
Sure his mom drives him everywhere, but he's the best plumber money can buy. He doesn't even need tools.
guy#1
Oh Shlorg!? i want a DNA sample from this urinal so i can make my own human sex toy!
imagooduser
and as kind as the porcelain family was i never got used to their diet...(stardate lost)
bit
Ladies and gentlemen, we're pleased to announce the hardcore sequel to the long-awaited Smurfs/Star Trek crossover: "Space Smurfette 2: Bend on the blue".
ArtyMorty
Excuse me, but this is the men's room. The andorian's room is the third door to the right.
CaptionDatAss
"Um, dude, I think you'd better teach this alien how to use a human urinal before he pees his pants."
deathbyjohnny
The first day at any new job's bad but being a redshirt when the urinals clogged was just bad luck.
Fursnake
Much like the contempt that cavemen hold for the Geico that famous Geico slogan, the Andurian was none too thrilled to discover that his skin and urinal cakes shared a common characteristic: color.
Fursnake
Much like the contempt that cavemen hold for that famous Geico slogan, the Andorian was none too thrilled to discover that his skin and urinal cakes shared a common characteristic: color.
CaptionDatAss
Scene in a nightclub bathroom: A Klingon gets his piss-on before getting his drink-on and his dance-on.
Stardust_Ukitsu
The interior decorator for the Enterprise thought the urinal could do with some extra work.
jablaer
when the bathroom sign said they dont discrimnate against aliens, i thought they were just joking
Detective8
You know when you've had enough to drink when blue men appear in the toilet with you.
CaptionDatAss
"Man, I'm slipping all over this bathroom!" "What are the bottoms of your shoes made of?" "Vulcan-ized rubber. Why?"
Shane?
If his space craft is as out-of-date as that bathroom decor then being gay is the least of his problems!
swankyway
I’ve been waiting to pee for 3 days to see if it has any adverse effects and…okay, I’m blue and have sprouted antennae. Someone write that down before I faint.
CaptionDatAss
When the alien pissed out of his antennae and made it in the john from 30 feet away, it was an Epic urWINal.
TheChronicler
...and then one day alittle part of our souls died when someone managed to make us all agree with the Klan
SecurityMedic
This the bathroom. This is where we go to expel bodily waste. The next time someone takes a dump on the transporter pad and beams it into space, that person will have his or her holodeck privileges revoked.
CaptionDatAss
Even Geordi without his Visual Instrument and Sensory Organ Replacement could see he looks totally gay! (I really need to get laid...)
Lolpezatron
..."And when you pull this lever a mysterious fluid starts running down the sides. Don't know why there are two source, but they both taste GREAT!"
ScottyP
Hey, you can say what you want about their dress sense and hairstyles, but these gay blue aliens sure as hell know how to decorate a god-damn restroom!
manraygun
Further enlightenment required. Here goes the anus but what of the mouthal orifice?
fanofcrackedcom
Alien: "Yes, I'm an alien and I'm gay. But I'm NOT blue! This fucking thing splashed its blue water all over me, ruining my hair!"
Lastnamelove
just and informal poll. if you know what the name of this alien is then give me a vote.
kenyan
Where are aliens meant to go to the toilet? I mean how on earth am I meant to use this pee trough?
Leaf
I finally found out where the washroom is on the Enterprise.... and now I wish I hadn't.
TromeoQue
Frinobulax was ecstatic about getting his picture with the Altairian ambassador. He would later be crushed to find out he'd been posing with an Earth urinal.
Muscely_Arms
Hi, I'm the asshole that takes the middle urinal so you have to stand by me
Velvet-Crow
I am sooo gonna get you, this cake thing didn't even taste remotely of mint.
SmokeBlunts
the foreign janitor gave the crew quite a scare when he said he saw their gay capatain "blueing himself in the restroom"
SmokeBlunts
The look in his eyes tells me he not gonna show us just how committed he really is to the whole 'blue thing'
topcatyo
What's amazing is he wasn't standing in the room when he peed in that urinal...
NotVictoria
Run! Before they make Bathroom tiles out of you like they did your brethren.
Cardboard_man
I knew the 'Unisex Toilet' sign outside the door was going to be trouble...
Thelazypyro
Is there any reason we're all assuming this guy is gay? He may just be here to take a piss!
OvaltinePatrol
This is funny because of where it keeps its genitals. I hope that clears things up for you.
niko4ever
Someone decided urinating in front of other people just wasn't awkward enough.
pharaohwizard
jeffrey combs really needed the money, its a long time between re-animator films
Rex-Jester
Lt. Grblak visits the "fucked-up tile and porcelain" exhibit at a museum on Rigel V.
Gusse
"I don't know which is more worrying - These toilets, or the ones at that Road Warrior convention last weekend."
capecoddan
mikey how many times do i have to tell you the blue puck in the urinal is not a bar of soap
1.21jigawatt
I see why Nasa's SETI program was confidential. Now I wish they kept it that way!
papajon0s1
"So the blue urinal cakes come from... oh... uh, is that the captain calling?"
bluetiger435
"I've been watching him for at least an hour and all he's done is stand by that urinal in that weird pose."
CaptionDatAss
"I'm blue, da ba de da ba die, da ba de da ba die, da ba de da ba die, da ba de da ba die..."
Fat_John
damn pinks skins...and their low tech devices...not even the Vulcans have to stand and piss
floydslip
"Excuse me, do you mind moving? I'm considering these tiles for my bathroom..."
Machonacho66
We have come to Earth to Collect all of your Urinal Cakes! Hand them over and we will go peacefully.
SazzyFrazz
And that instructor told me I would never become a space captain because of the color of my skin! As you can see, I am now at the helm of one of the finest ships in the entire galaxy! This one is for the entire blue community! I finally made it!!
magicalex
This is why you never dump a mutation elixir into a sewer without using common sense because it will result in a gay blue-skinned alien jumping out of a urinal.
jmxcomp
A recent study found 92% of men exhibited "shy bladder" symptoms when pissing next to this guy.
gpkilman
"If it weren't for the acid I passed her I wouldn't have made it to the convention guys
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