Other Craptions

June 27, 2009: The Swine Flu transforms into Swine AIDS.

I think I need to reread Charlotte's Web again.

Chernobyl's County Fair 2009 was an outstanding success.

I am a boob man, but not at the moment.

They've finally found a star for Disney's 'Octomom.'

Nintendo's Pikmin 3 will be Rated M for Mature.

I felt ashamed... after I ejaculated.

The new Trojan full body condom...for when your love knows no boundaries.

That'll do pig... That'll do.

Hey sweety.. You interested in being part of a ham sandwich??

Hi, I'm a Nintendo 64. And I'm a Sega Genesis.

This is an udder disgrace.

I found her on eHAMony.com

It's disturbing how many maturbation posts will be left about this photo...it's horrifying to think of how many posters are seriously doing it!

I think pork is about to have a Total Recall.......

That's a whole concept album's worth of horror.

Perhaps Governor Sanford's confession was not complete...

You rape what you sow.

The 4 little piggy's houses were made of straw, twigs, bricks, and plutonium-252.

And this is only the stuff found at the Neverland Ranch that we could SHOW

Pictures from the great inflatable sex toy genocide of 2018

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

After leaving Kermit Miss Piggy became a shameless whore!

For this bit of bio-engineering he won the Cher-nobel prize...

Swine Floozy

Swine Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest

How did you THINK they make ham so tender?

Husband: Hey, look at the cow Im fucking... Wife: That's a pig you morron! Husband: I was talking to the pig...

Twenty minutes later, no longer able to conceal their erections, France surrendered.

how they make baconnaise

This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home, and this little piggy went downtown to get some extra cash to fuel her heroin addiction.

"Hi Mom, I met a wonderful woman who I plan to marry!! Is she Jewish?? She's not even kosher.

Where do I stick my fork?

This is why the school in Harry Potter was really called Hogwarts.

"Don't look at me, I'm hideous with my ten extra breasts." "Don't say that darling, I actually don't mind those. We just might have to paperbag your face though."

The reason we have a new super-virus every year is because the CDC spends most of their funding on animal sex dolls.

Say what you will but we never got invited to another Bar Mitzvah, so I'm going to call this a victory.

"I'm tellin ya... she's got an ass shaped like a football, and she's all tits!"

"Sorry ma am, I don't date fat chicks...or bacon."

"Base this is Roger... There's a serious outbreak up here, but it sure as shit ain't zombies.

...and we all wish that this little piggy had stayed home.

I count 3 fetishes...wait...four

The swine flu goes radioactive - which means we're fucked.

Homer and Spider-Pig lived happily ever after

Is that radioactive guy getting arrested?

Some people go to great lengths to protect themselves from genital warthogs.

Remember the guy from that rock band, Spacehog? These are his parents.

When googling, it's not always best to add the word "nude."

Resident Gross