KWEENBEE
It's disturbing how many maturbation posts will be left about this photo...it's horrifying to think of how many posters are seriously doing it!
Brett-Butler
The 4 little piggy's houses were made of straw, twigs, bricks, and plutonium-252.
delvillardiego
Husband: Hey, look at the cow Im fucking... Wife: That's a pig you morron! Husband: I was talking to the pig...
indigoheart
This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home, and this little piggy went downtown to get some extra cash to fuel her heroin addiction.
j.kimm
Twenty minutes later, no longer able to conceal their erections, France surrendered.
Leaf
"Hi Mom, I met a wonderful woman who I plan to marry!! Is she Jewish?? She's not even kosher.
Tessica
"Don't look at me, I'm hideous with my ten extra breasts." "Don't say that darling, I actually don't mind those. We just might have to paperbag your face though."
slvs
Say what you will but we never got invited to another Bar Mitzvah, so I'm going to call this a victory.
dramdan
"I'm tellin ya... she's got an ass shaped like a football, and she's all tits!"
diomedes03
The reason we have a new super-virus every year is because the CDC spends most of their funding on animal sex dolls.
killbotdestroyo
"Base this is Roger... There's a serious outbreak up here, but it sure as shit ain't zombies.
Brett-Butler
The prizes available at fairground games these days aren't what they used to be.
quagmyre
The new Shrek movie looks good. The swamp is contaminated, thus requiring Hazmat suits. And they added a new sidekick, a lactating pig to serve as nanny for the ogre kids. Hilarity ensues...
CaptionDatAss
Some people go to great lengths to protect themselves from genital warthogs.
HEADSHOT
I FIND IT KIND OF DISTURBING TO KNOW THAT MUST OF YOU ARE JACKING OF TO THIS AT THE MOMMENT
Black_Rabbit
The Redneck sex doll, one of the first new items in Cracked.com's new online shop! also available in donkey, horse an sister.
nighthawk
Her: Ten things I hate about you- Number 1: you're radioactive... Him: Ten things I hate about you- your titties
CaptionDatAss
"So, what'd you do with your friends today, honey?" "Oh, just played around with the pigskin."
HEADSHOT
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERYTIME AMERICANS WANT TO FUCK A PIG , I WILL BE A NICKLELLAIRE
Brett-Butler
After the Muppets were bought over by Disney, Miss Piggy's life went into meltdown.
Blinker_Fluid
He thinks she's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. Mainly because he filled his suit with office duster.
Fkelleghan
She's a great partner in crime, because I don't have to do much except be humiliated.
Fkelleghan
I hear the new Fox reality show is going to be called The Choice Between Two Evils.
Diasdiem
Next time we Rock, Paper, Scissors for the last regular Hazmat suit Bob, we're going to do best two out of THREE!
quagmyre
It's pictures like this that give credence to those religions that eschew pork.
christavos
There are so many things wrong with this image it cannot be explained in caption form.
CaptionDatAss
"The first diaphragm was made of straw, the second out of sticks, but this one's made of bricks. You definitely won't get me pregnant this time."
Dr.Pepper
Wendy's brand new "pull your own" pork sandwiches! It don't get fresher than this! *Free outbreak suit, limit one per customer What the f***?! It's Wendy's!
dramdan
This isn't the first nor the last time I'll seen this many boobs on the Craptions page
Fkelleghan
Laughter is the best medicine! Unless you have cancer. Then you should probably have chemo or something…
Robthecelibate
Before the Mortal Kombat tournament Scorpion was most well known for his hog roasts
sqemmp
"Look, all i'm saying is an adult film mix of Charlotte's Web and Quarantine might not be the type of porno we're lookin' for."
Tessica
Not only is Howie Mandel a germophobe, but his sex life makes Michael Jackson look like a saint.
Fkelleghan
I would err on the side of safety, but I would also err on the side of not getting sued.
Fkelleghan
Sometimes astronauts need to be disinfected when they come back from a bad planet.
nighthawk
"She's a pig!", he thought. But then Radioactive Larry remembered that beggars can't be choosers.
nighthawk
Adam Sandler as Scuba Steve and Rob Schneider as Babe in "Pig Daddy 2: Big in the City"
JayConley
You see, Tom, the tits might sway beliefs, but I am 100% certain I see an Adam's Apple.
SamuraiZach0
10 tits and I still can't get an erection, something about this is just fucked up
RZoroaster
In the end it wasn't the swine flu itself that destroyed civilized society, it was the ensuing, much more insidious, epidemic of swine flu porn.
Sicotu
It's a little known fact that during the early stages of production, the idea of using pigs as the scapegoat animal in "Outbreak". Test audiences insisted on using another animal because the thought of dying while in quarantine as a result of chompin
CaptionDatAss
This is what sex looks like when a couple has both a furry AND a latex fetish.
CaptionDatAss
Damn it, Cracked! When are you gonna get a Spam filter on this freakin' site?!?!?!
KWEENBEE
If there weren't two bulges in the legs I'd think the guy was hung...probably just some weird tumors.
LITTLEBITCH
Just another day in downtown Salem, MA...pigs caught on camera and plastered on YouTube.
Brett-Butler
'When you said we were going to Porkys, this was not what I was expecting.'
Warren_et
I didn't need to know anything about Rob Schneider, let alone what turns him on.
Brett-Butler
...and this little piggy hit the street due to the global economic downturn.
DustinMD
Not even swine flu will prevent me from achieving reaching my lifelong goal of fucking a pig.
MC_Rap
With nucular power, Bush was able to combine his two favorite things...bacon and titties
MC_Rap
Despite the man in the yellow suit's comforting tone, Lizzy was still uneasy and didn't know why. As soon as she figured out the words "slaughter house" printed on the sign she would feel better.
ShawnStu
Latex? Shit, I wouldn't even let Tex suck my left fourth tit until he got that hot yellow body suit.
fanofcrackedcom
Toxic-Man: "You told me it was 20 bucks for the lapdance, swine!" JuggSwine: "Yeah, but it was 20 bucks for each titty, dumbass!"
Diasdiem
Next time we Rock, Paper, Scissors for the last regular radiation suit Bob, we're going to do best two out of THREE!
CaptionDatAss
The Octomom had extra breasts implanted into her body in order to feed all her hungry kids.
magicalex
Big Bad Wolf (in disguise): Little pig, little pig let me in! Pig: Not by the tits on my ten breasts
Sicotu
"All right 10 Titts, I find out you got the H1N1 there is no 'Wee, wee, wee' all the way home. Got it?"
CaptionDatAss
You thought WOW players were weird. They're nothing compared to SOW players.
Trying2hard
The only disturbing thing about this picture is actually the fact that the guy in the yellow suit has no penis..
Trying2hard
Are you sure I'm the father of our kids? Cus they sure as hell look like freakin frogs to me!!
mrziggy_josh
Man, I never realized how intense the airbrushing was on an the Anna Nicole Playboy centerfold.
Misternobody
That's so screwed up I don't know what to say other than these people need to get a new hobby or just hire a hooker like everyone else if they want to spice up their love life....
jaedonmelch
This product was tested on animals, and by God did it work..."New! Viagra for women!"
manleyart
Well... now that Michael Jackson's dead I guess THIS is the weirdest thing to walk the Earth.
djrbkj
...This little piggy had ten deformed nipples and an outstanding warrant with the HAZMAT team
Merkabah23
The government quickly abandoned their attempts at growing the perfect titty on a pig for human transplant after they realized....the horror.
eesgooshee
It was love at first sight, but John still wasn't taking any chances given the swine flu hysteria.
divinecomedy33
"I'ma make ya squeal lahk a piggy!" "..I am a piggy." "Oh..well,then..good."
slarso
World War III will be fought with the most horrible weapons mankind has ever seen!
Listless
While we appreciate the government’s desire to protect us by combining everything under Homeland Security, perhaps Vice and the FDA should remain separate departments.
Brett-Butler
'Damn it James, why did you heave to wear the dayglo suit to the fancy dress party? You'll look absolutly foolish.'
TheChronicler
Attempts to clone human breasts on pigs for Thai ladyboys was successful but the researches are taking every possible precaution in case of divine retribution.
TheChronicler
TheChronicler Attempts to clone human breasts on pigs for Thai ladyboys was successful but the researchers are taking every possible precaution in case of divine retribution.
Black_Rabbit
In hindsight Bob should have thought it through before he bought his little girl to take you child to work day at a biological chem lab...
JewDude
Just because of this inflatable non Kosher Pig I am forced to wear this Bio Hazzard suit
MC_Rap
Old Macdonalds ages old quest to produce a pigwife finally came to fruition. Ohhh the pig-titties
InfernalNoob
It finally happened, a non-sexy nipple shot. Unless your a Midwestern furry. .... Damn the wait continues.
vincdrk
No one will see us.....c´mon....lets do it.....Wait don´t take that photo,Me and Joe were only kidding,I can explain!
JewDude
When odering inflatable dates online one must always be careful to click life like femal human
JewDude
You too can own this inflatable pig if you are funny enough to win the craption contest
bafaulkner
Ten teets? Any FFA member in good standing would tell you that twelve teets is the sign of a good mothering sow.
TheDrRipper
"... so after that, i stopped using the inflatables chatroom ... bad times my friend, bad times"
Tessica
Sowwy I was late. I couldn't find a place to pork my car. So what do we have bacon here? Round pig in a square hole, I see.
bafaulkner
Porky knew that only one man could save his mother from this fate, but Chuck Norris was nowhere to be seen.
BionicSnowman
Forget the Yellow man. The Small pig head. The rows of tits. This pig has earthworms for arms.
BionicSnowman
PETA: Yes miss Leibovitz, it's a nice picture. Not what we had in mind though..
ArtyMorty
Who is really the sick bastard? The one who came up whith that idea or the one who gets a stiffy from watching? (like me!)
GochDdraig12
"Well Mrs. Johnson you look like a normal human being tod- hey what's this thing on your head?"
NightOwl26335
Cheers to big brother for going out on halloween with his little brother, jeers to big brother for making little brother wear the multi-teet pig custome.
looshkin
Miss Winehouse you seem to have 34 different STDs, 7 of which are only found in lesser primates. We are going to have to put you in quarantine for further research.
dadada
A new study confirms that swine flu is transferred through a pig's nipple. Cutting them off will help cease the epidemic
psychmindi
"Looks like we got us a sow instead of a boar... you've got a real purty mou-" "Frank! Quit screwing around and get back to work so we can go home!"
tamanoa
While trying to keep up with the times, Nintendo's Poke'mon took a turn for the worse.
josancho
When the little piggy went to market, his wife wask "porking" Captain Hazard behind his back!
rivrav
the wolf got the pig to come out of the brick house by calling homeland security and reporting it had swine flu
renandchi2
And this is why Porky 3: The Awakening will never hit North American theaters
Jazzaholic
While most people realized that swine flu hit mexico hard, no one was prepared for anything of this gravity!
magicalex
Three Little Piggies the Sequel: Plastic Surgery! The movie is rated PG-13 contains mild nudity
DocKG
The first symptom of the new, mutated swine flu is finding pigs strangely attractive. And latex. Lots of latex.
DocKG
"It was only then that I realized something was horribly awry with the blow up doll I had ordered."
suffra
CDC workers state that a fairly typical reaction to the booster shots is that the pigs fart and start flying around the room...
WarrenGHarding
Taking a cue from Mr. Bay, Joel Schumacher announces his comeback with "BioShock: The Movie" in 2010.
freakshow3135
The officer thanked god that the bionuclear spill had caused such amazing mutations.
Stardust_Ukitsu
What happens when the love child of Salvador Dali and Alan Moore starts having wet dreams.
Fursnake
With an intense, almost feverish glare, Frank battled inwardly to control the torment suffered upon him by his "teat" obsession.
mace_iz_ballin
oddly enough, theres a guy in the pig costume and a girl in the biohazard suit.
wytchy
This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. This little piggy is about to be violated by a Dom in a banana suit......
ChesRockwell
He didn't love his job because he saved lives, no...he was in it for those sweet, tender teats...
lindquij
Bob and Doreen's reenactment of the brainwashing scene from Back to the Future came in second. If only they'd had a walkman.
Oinkness
Lol well it's got enough boobs. There's no room left for vaginas though.. maybe it has a bunch of anuses on its back. Is anuses a word? What's the plural of anus? Anai?
ElementalBrain
Mom, is that you? And is that uncle Jimmy? You told me your going for some pork but...
BillWilliams
You pig. You're five bras short of The perfect female. All tits and no mouth.
Kolko
One of the few pictures on 4Chan that can be watched without being charred for life.
Rex-Jester
I think the madame misunderstood when I said "I'd like a gal with ample boobs."
87gn
Unable to find a sponsor for a career at Mary Kay, Sue Yee desperately sought work in the field of nuclear medicine.
Aakash19
I just got rejected by a multiple boobed legless mutant pig... maybe its the suit
Nerill
No Craption this time. (some pictures just can't be explained or at least shouldn't be)
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