steeze_bucket
It's the first time I've ever seen the one eyed snake appear intimidated by the box.
hwuu
"I am glad my parents never found out about some of the things that went on in the church basement"
harleyquinn86
Since the death of Michael Jackson, Neverland Ranch has been in total disarray.
Julius_Goat
You've heard of the Rumble in the Jungle and the Thrilla in Manilla, but nothing could prepare you for the Barrage in the Garage.
nimo
If you had the choice to wear a claymore on your crotch or get fisted by that homeless guy, wouldn't you just turn down the money?
Dunstin Checks Out
Then what happened next? Well in Japan they say that Lizard Mans' heart grew three sizes that day.
crazyivan
... and then the acid wore off and I realized the pictures were already on the Internet.
Ronin22
Wall-E vs Nemo 5: The Deathening. The last time we let Uwe Boll direct a Pixar movie. And this time we REALLY mean it.
racedogg2
"Man, how will we attract an audience for our wrestling league?" "Something tells me we're going to have to think outside the BOX." "I don't know man, something about your idea smells FISHY." "What's the matter, are you GREEN with envy?" ..
racedogg2
While making Transformers 3, Michael Bay took all those "too many special effects" criticisms to heart. Do you see what you've done people?
classie
NOW the truth is revealed. This is where that South Carolinian Governor was after all.
Trying2hard
Oh, my God...How embarrassing....Green monster heads and brown boxes is sooo last year!
adbf
OK, Michael Jackson is dead...however I bet it is unrelated to a grown man in a costume...maybe a child though.
MC_Rap
the makers of Spider-Man 4 were very upset when the movie was leaked to the internet before the special effects were complete
Blinker_Fluid
He's screaming because his mom just came down to the basement to see what all the noise was about.
Leaf
"I could take you while packaged in cardboard!!"... "Yeah?! Well I could take you with speakers on my head and my dick wrapped up in duct tape!!"
CaptionDatAss
Of course, EVERYBODY has to write a caption about Michael Jackson. But does anybody write a caption about Farrah Fawcett? Noooooooooo...
adbf
The Hulking robot is just mezmerized at Freddy Mercury's "happy trail" and freezes.
Truthiness
In this corner weighing in at 1600 lbs - the AWESOME-O 5000! And in this corner - some douche dressed like an alien lizard!
Gr3m1in
Two bottles of beer on the wall, two bottles of beer, you take one down, a guy in abox and a freak in a thong fight over it, one bottle of beer on the wall...
polancoj16
i knew it Michael Jackson is in the background he's not really dead.Take that TMZ.
HUMLY
This Vietnamese play depicts the negative effects that urban modernization has had on the fishing industry. Deep.
gitsum
Did we ever really wonder why America is dead last in every statistical category related to Education...?
MC_Rap
Ricky thought he was a shoe in to win best costume with his robot outfit...but his dreams were shattered when Hank walked in as a mermaid's vagina
Rex-Jester
The Gumby Re-enactment Society had humble beginnings, and much creative license.
LetsPlayClowns
We couldn't afford gameboys when I was a kid, so we had to make up our own Pokemon...
MC_Rap
So when Farrah Fawcett died she entered heaven and God was so touched by her life and struggles that he offered her one wish. She replied, "please keep the children safe..."
fluffybunny937
The ninth rule of fight club is you don't talk about what we wear at fight club.
HelperMonkey
If they want to charge $600 for a Playstation 3, you gotta expect people to find other outlets for their energy.
KWEENBEE
Judge: On the night of June 26, you say you were dressed in a cardboard box and fighting a snake? You do understand you are under oath, don't you?
adbf
Duct tape $5.99, Hulk hand $12.00, Having an Asian man check out your buddy's ass PRICELESS!
racedogg2
I like how the guy in the background is taking notes. What could he possibly be studying?
liverpooljohnny
The kids in the Neverland dungeon grew up having to entertain themselves...
crazyivan
Michael Bay was questioned as to where the rest of Transformers 2's budget went
Trying2hard
The day before: "Hey John? Wanna come over tomorrow and dress up like retards" "Yeah! But NO Photos, rumor has it that the internet's a bitch!"
racedogg2
Say what you want about the guys, but you know you're still jealous that the Boxman has that Hulk glove.
inmate42392
What the fuck kinda crack were they smoking when they wrote the script for Rocky 7 ?!
rinkster
Low budget Crime Stoppers re-enactment of wil.i.am beating the crap out of Perez Hilton
ChaseMitchell
Their friends didn't believe them, but Jake and Craig knew this was their chance to make it as professional wrestlers.
spydrmunkie
what kind of costume is that? i mean really! black jeans, white tshirt, and a black jacket? WTF, Man?!?
JewDude
The Fox Network's newest reality show ... Costume Boxing for people to dorky to own real costumes
Unbeknownst
The early, very very early stages of pre-production of any $450 Million Summer Popcorn Blockbuster Disaster Movie.
CaptionDatAss
"One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump." "I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine!"
Julius_Goat
Jack made a terrible mistake when he bought what the shopkeeper told him were the "most current underwear."
HelperMonkey
This is why you shouldn't buy bootleg movies from a street vendor. Transformers, my ass!
Ronin22
If you look really closely at this picture, you'll see the reflection of a face with too much free time on your monitor screen.
GWINDOR33
The Jefferson High School Drama Department's adaptation of William S. Burroughs's NAKED LUNCH
imPERSONater
He emitted an intimidating scream, but little did he know that he already was the most terrifying thing in the room.
Unbeknownst
This is either something really stupid or perhaps...no, it's definitely something really stupid.
UdoSchaffner
"Fish Man with Generator Junk" was appalled when his opponent brought illegal "Hulk Hands" to the fight
markdcasey
Archived footage of Michael Bay's early high school drama project: "A midsummer nights dream"
dudeguy23
Apparently Robbie's idea to make the Japanese business investor feel "more at home" was a big success.
kickawsome
Season 2 of deadliest warrior, First battle. The flash video box transformer v.s..... deadliest warrior is cancelled.
topcatyo
The audience shouted for the chair, but the rest of the match would prove to be as unpredictable as the first part.
msklauda
Let's just hope whatever is strapped to his speedo is NOT hooked up to the Oreck.
polancoj16
In the year 2012 we will be ruled by hulk glove wearing robots really by them seems unlikely
RockMySocks
Percentage of people who have gotten laid at least onece : 0.5% ( the chair got some )
xgrendelx
"Hi I'm here for the Micheal Bay directed Transformers!" "It's by Micheal Cay" "Is it still called Transformers" "Well.... you're close."
maximum927
now we know the only wat to beat 'Punch Out!' is the code 'This side Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A'
rinkster
Transformers 3: it doesn't matter how shitty it is you will still pay to see it.
buddywts
Apparently they want answers from the snake man with the jumper-cables attached to his junk-BADLY.
Unbeknownst
Jackass 3: The Revenge of Steve-O's Giant Alien Frog Against The Boxing Boxed Robot.
jaymis
Anyone else getting that sinking feeling, with a little CGI added, this is a scene from the upcoming GI Joe movie?
racedogg2
See, now if THIS was the Miss America Pageant, I think people would actually watch it.
mrpeabody
George Fortran v. Nearly-Naked Joe Tate in what would be called "The Rumble in Terry's Basement".
Ometeotl
If you think that's weird, you should have seen what the photographer was wearing.
stodavr
The economic crisis really kept Godzilla vs. Megalon II from living up to the potential of the first film.
gitsum
Cardboard Robot costume...free. Incredible Hulk Hands...$19.95. Fisting your male lover with the hulk hands while wearing the cardboard robot costume...priceless.
jjok
"HURRY! This mutated minnow is trying to eat my brain!!!". "No way dude, look what it did to myjand when I tried to punch it."
rinkster
Sometimes it takes two to tango, sometimes you need a weird Asian coreographer in the background to help get things started.
cramecirp
Oreck's new campaign for the vacuum cleaner that will suck any interest from any female ever right out of the fucking room.
buddywts
this makes perfect sense- cuz last night I dreamt that the Hulk had boxes for hands...
lleritas
In a horrible twist of fate the evil machine replaced his dick with an alarm clock.
Trying2hard
The creepiest thing about this picture, is actually the Asian guy standing behind them... sort of smiling in an evil kinda way
sloopdawgg
Michael Bay's younger brother couldn't quite make the same leap in big budget movies.
1.21jigawatt
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender (GLBT) Business Council presents: Inclusion and Diversity Daily Challenges
Trying2hard
"THEE HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE AND FOR THAT YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE SO I CAN HAVE my dignity...eh....back...damn...."
lleritas
"Oh shit! I heard of this but I never thought we could bump into an actual Back-Alley Taiwanese Fight/Walk Off!"
spydrmunkie
the guy in black better be selling programs. I can't tell whos whos without a program.
skubasteevo
The most disturbing thing in this picture is the vacuum in the background. Clearly it's not being used for cleaning.
Skinnymojo
The San Francisco Fight Club chapter took liberties unforeseen by the founders.
Skinnymojo
Lack of funding has forced the military to use cheaper materials for body armor.
1.21jigawatt
what else do you do after drinking enough beer to fill the backseat of a car...
pepesupreme
Bad camerawork, crappy special effect, diva actors and guest appearances by the Oreck vaccuum,yup even before HULK, Ang Lee had seen it all.
Nightpath
Hulk Sound effects glove : $29.99 WTF Thong : $11.99 Cardboard boxes $5.00 Thinking that dressing up in all that shit and taking a picture of it is a good idea : Priceless
HUMLY
For his role in the homeless adaptation of the Fisher King, Boris didn't even have to leave the house.
Rylasek82
In this economy, this is the best the writers could come up with for the Transformers/Cobra crossover...
pepesupreme
Bad camerawork, crappy special effects, diva actors and cameos by the Oreck vacuum, even before HULK, Ang Lee had seen it all.
megaweege66
"Hey guys I'm back from gettin my newspaper and I thought we coul......WHAT THE FUCK!?!"
mactheknife
if only michael jackson were around to see this. hey whatever happened to that guy, i havent heard anything form him in a while.
paulmay018
Though Spider-man 2 and 3 got progressively worse, and despite a reduced budget, Spider-man 4 featuring Lizard and Rhino has fans screaming "Oscar!"
pepesupreme
[Producer] "Is this really all we have for HULK? Whatever. Just throw in some CGI and lets call it a day."
Ronin22
The first rule of Fight Psychiatry Club. We ALWAYS talk through our issues in Fight Psychiatry Club.
HelperMonkey
It may not look like much, but once the special effects guys get done with it, it'd look AMAZING!
jonblake88
That's odd, I thought church was a place where young boys were molested by priests, not the other way around.
imPERSONater
Michael Vick took the no dog-fighting sentiments to heart, but that doesn't mean he was a completely changed man.
imPERSONater
GayFish used Roar. Box Man is unaffected. Box Man used Testicle Kick. GayFish was unaffected.
scarpletunnel
I would go crazy too if I had tinfoil underwear attached to a generator shocking my balls 24/7
balutmaster
and who said being a twi'lek wasnt cool? along with there awesome tentacle heads, their genitals are made of something amaz--EEEEEEEEEK!!
buddywts
Street fighter should never have strayed from it's original cast of characters.
buddywts
Just wait til the asian Dude on the right gets tagged-in, then shit's gonna hit the fan!
Captain192
Kim Jong Il, (pictured right), watches his political prisoners do battle for his entertainment.
Fursnake
quoting the guy on the right...wait, what is the battle cry of a Murloc? aww screw it "BLARGLBLARGLBLARGLBLARGL!"
DaFool
This is a scene from Micheal Bay's newest movie where two homeless people fight over some change.
Fursnake
"Bob, in this classic match-up of Robox vs. WTF?!, notice how Robox chooses to go with protection at the cost of mobility while WTF?! completely forgoes any type of overall body armor while putting himself into a beserker state. You can't make this s
dekjcn
Fight Club 2 didn't meet with the commercial or critical success of its predecessor
Mr.Siegal
Funny, it's definitely not the first time I've seen a gay guy run screaming from a box before.
Spunk
Fred's cheaper heath care plan was upgraded after the prostate exam by Dr. Box... aka... Dr. Fist
dot26
If you look closely, you'll notice the green guy is crying cause his balls are leaking.
NightOwl26335
"Mom, come pick me up now, before the batteries in this walkie talkie die!"
VinnieJames
The live action SpongeBob Squarepants movie never got off the ground for some reason.
Wyldemaverick
Still less disturbing than looking at any picture of Michael Jackson in the last several years.
NightOwl26335
"Yes, is this the postivac complaint department? ... It sure as hell doesn't work and I am in the middle of a critical scene with Mr. Green Gloved Box My Balls!"
ephesians117
"Oh my. you seem to have caught me at a bit of a disadvangage, Destructobot. It appears I've left MY hulkhands at home."
OnefromNV
First rule of Fight Club: Seriously, nobody want to KNOW about shit like this.
SazzyFrazz
Today on Martha Stewart, turning everyday garbage into everyday garbage you can wear
Spunk
Dear Mr. Craption guy...this is Still so gay. Can we get a picture with some hot girls?
badaxe
im sure this is not what it looks like...but then again im not sure what this even looks like.
SteveHardon
What Michael Jackson saw just before he croaked. (That IS a gay frog, isn't it?)
SteveHardon
If Michael Bay was directing a movie depicting gay marriage ARRGGHH CMON!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
Coozinator
And now each set of Hulk SMASH hands come with your very own cardboard box for epic battles!
killbotdestroyo
Well... At least the stage director seems pleased with the performances...
Bluth
Looks like the threequel for Alien vs Predator is going fot the more "independent" look.
dudeguy23
It’s quite an accomplishment to see what the gay pride parade has grown to, despite its humble beginnings
niko4ever
When you're in the closet, you have three choices: don't do it, try to be successfully discreet, or have an even more twisted cover.
tastyburp
With nothing more than a webcam + a few found items, they made the internet's 1st anti-viral video ...
tastyburp
Training day and night, Jimmy had dreams of making it big on Ninja Warrior ...
Ranger
PETA won't let me kill a mosquito... but they'll allow Cock-Boxing?! FUCK THIS WORLD!!!
Ranger
Rosie O'Donnell is a fat, loud-mouthed, un-talented bitch (nothing to do with this Craption... I'm just saying)!
MiltonSmith
I don't care how the niche the market was: it was the best damn porno ever made.
Cap
The first rule about Fight Club is you don't talk about how gay Fight Club really is.
the_left_hand
Aqua Teen Hunger Force never really recovered from its "live action" stint.
theduffinator
Look, really closely in the middle right side, Product placment at its finest
adsai
...Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors is all the guys who didn't make it as X-Men can do now
bit
Facing the killer robot was not enough... Jack screamed in horror as the big green monster strangled him and the small one got inside his ass and consumed his cock from inside.
BigJuan
The editors at Cracked will be conducting "interviews" in order to find the next great intern.
jaynine
Just Beat It, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it... No one wants to be defeated. It does not matter who's wrong or right. Just Beat it.
Aardvark_Soup
Almost everyone agrees this episode started the decline of the Boxman franchise.
deminanton
I WILL DEFINITELY WIN IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND HAVE A MICHEAL JACKSON JOKE THAT NO ONE WOULD CARE ABOUT 3 DAYS AGO
87gn
Borrowed Oreck vacuum-zero dollars; Dumpster sourced cardboard boxes-zero dollars; Gay meth addict sparring partner-zero dollars; Guiness book representative to observe proceedings-zero dollars; Setting the world record for most things that suck in a
87gn
Setting the world record for most things that suck in a Craptions contest photo-PRICELESS!
bigg-boss
loser1:and my girlfriend cheated on me for you???? loser2:.... you didnt have a girlfriend.. shes a guy and im gay.
arabiandstbstr
HOLY FUCK! Get your damn lines right or nobody will take our play seriously...you dumb robot!
TLC5943
He Would rather electrocute his penis, have his head eaten by a gigantic worm, and be punched by Hulk...than Leave h is mothers basement...
WarrenGHarding
Try as they might, the Americans will never be able to close the Game-Show gap between us and Japan.
BotherShakes
WARM APPLE PIE MY ASS; WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO STICK MY PENIS IN THIS OUTLET BOX ROBOT!!!! AGGGGGGHHHHHH
OvaltinePatrol
AAAH NO! YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ROBOTS I'M NOT QUALIFIED FOR THIS!
87gn
As if we needed more proof that duct tape is the most precious resource on the planet.
ashleerachel
Fish-head: Dude, you set me up with a Box Man?.. Asian: Yeah! I figured you two would have a lot in common. Fish-head: You obviously haven't heard about the rivalry that's been going on for ages.. CHARGE!
GWINDOR33
Backstage the preperations were underway for the smash hit "OODLES OF GAY!!!!!"
TheDairylandDon
Yeah, they were right... the original "Land of the Lost" TV series was really low budget.
jbrown157
Not only is this the worst porn I have ever seen, the director didn't even get out of the shot.
Euronymous
The next Transformers was supposed to take place in Egypt, but no one gave a shit enough to help fund it.
12ozMouse
fresh off his first round knockout against the hulk, terry the homeless vagrant decided the hulk's own fist would be of use in his final match against reigning champ "that fag from god charlotte" kid vicious...I guess I wasn't high enough this time
mrs.bombastic
Its a good thing Im on right now or else this picture wouldnt make any sense.
jaedonmelch
This product was tested on animals, and by God did it work..."New, Viagra for Women!"
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