Diasdiem
In three months they'll release a more advanced protester for the same price.
hwuu
That's funnier than a Farrah Fawcett poster at an Iranian election protest rally.... What?!? too soon?
Ronin22
Goddamn it, Manuel! How many times have I told you not to serve ice to the workers. Maybe you'll remember after you wear the suit for a few hours.
Milkman
When the machines became self-aware in real life, it was actually a fairly civilized revolt.
Ronin22
The only way Bill Gates lets his employees hand out their Missing Cat or Dog flyers.
racedogg2
"The Apple Store - this changes everything... except this guy's virginity status."
The_jimmuki
Yea... trying to get my candy bar unstuck from the vending machine turned out to be a "not-so-great idea."
dlaj21
Stared at this pic for 20 minutes and got nothing, can you say anything to humiliate him farther than he already has himself?
racedogg2
Top right corner of his costume only: STOP! HAMMERTIME! ...................... GET IT??!! I'M HILARIOUS!
Zaphod
if you pick him up and turn him on his side, his legs and arms rotate around to compensate
Blinker_Fluid
When he's done here he's going to go buy a $6 cup of coffee and complain that his parents don't put enough money in his trust fund.
Ungeheuer
The earliest iPhone didn't catch on with its poison, rat infestation, and hammer beating apps.
racedogg2
Ten seconds later, he was killed when a prankster tried to tickle his large belly button.
connan
I knew Karl Marx said that the battle of competition is fought by the cheapening of commodities, but I didn't think he meant this cheap.
KRACKEDUP
The flyers are for his birthday party this weekend. My Dad's Recreation Room; 9pm - ????
OSUmigl84
Mr. Bay, we're going to have to ask you to dial down the product placement in Transformers 2
Aakash19
I-person.. An application that actually goes and buys your groceries for you. WARNING: APPLICATION MAY TURN AGAINST YOU
Brett-Butler
'Excuse me, have to seen my dignity? I'm sure I lost it around here somewhere?'
ferron
Incredibly, it was Microsoft's response to the iPhone that gained self-awareness first.
spydrmunkie
"and i would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.
Rocketroy
We all expected Zombies... But the virus that Apple had secretly been working on was worse. FAR worse.
Spirolli
Getting Shafted by the Man.....there's an App for that. Loosing your job and mind and handing out communist rhetoric...... Yeah there's an app for that.
gm_zero
Desmond's male prostitution career was going fine except for the lack of catholic appreciation.. He was going to tell them he wanted a service.. but with STYLE.
Milkman
You know it's not much of a protest if we don't even know what you're protesting
Julius_Goat
It's sad. He uses this cause to attract chicks, and then begs them to "use his touch screen."
Blinker_Fluid
Don't protest the outsourcing of jobs at Apple. Those employees in India are there to provide a steady supply of new livers for Steve Jobs.
racedogg2
The guy made the unfortunate mistake of doing his protest on Halloween, so instead of getting signatures on his petition, he got silly string thrown at him.
Julius_Goat
It's a phone! It's a PDA! It's an mp3 player! It's a crackpot! It's annoying!
Julius_Goat
"Oh yeah? Well the blackberry can protest ALL the different service packages."
Julius_Goat
It's sad, really, he claims he's comitted to the cause, but he's just trying to get chicks to use his, ahem, touch-screen.
The_jimmuki
When iPhone was forced to file bankruptcy by the government Steve Jobs was demoted to street promotion to help get the company back on its feet.
PeptoOverdose
June 25, 2009. Iphone App "conquer" self initiates and begins to enslave the human race.
Warren_et
In a tragic twist a woman threw a sledgehammer through his screen. Apple denied any involvement.
Leaf
Transformers 2 had some pretty shitty Autobots in it. And the Blackberrys were just racist...
Pts
Cleverly disguised as a store mascot, only by closely examining the icons on his screen you might discover the true intentions of The Iphone Killer.
Brett-Butler
When the iPods became self-aware, no-one expected them to get 'Paranoid Andriod' syndrome.
Brett-Butler
An axcept frm the script of iJack, the first porn film exclusively for geeks: 'iPod: would you like to finger my app?'
KWEENBEE
However, if you are an illegal and on welfare....you can have all the service you want!
1.21jigawatt
Hmm... can't make calls..?.. That Must be the real iPhone, version 3.0 coming soon.
buddywts
My preacher always said that the Devil would present himself as something beautiful...
grumnut1
Allan wasn't very mature about the rejection he got from the girl on the iPhone help desk.
CaptionDatAss
Here's a great caption for yesterday. Of course, I think of it NOW, when I have no chance of winning. Anyway, here it is: Epic Ale
HeyHeyHey!!
The app store may change everything but being a giant douche bag certainly won't.
racedogg2
30 seconds later, the man's costume wore out because he handn't recharged the battery IN 5 MINUTES!
quagmyre
Apple has high hopes of Jobs coming back to work and stopping the corporate backsliding
bobina
"Hey, did you get that new death to society app?" "Is that the one with the rat or the one with the skull and crossbones?"
gitsum
Wow...Iran, Iraq, G8, Healthcare, Africa...and this yahoo is protesting the AppleStore...?
Patrickivan
Ah, the wonders of 21st century miniturization of technology! The future is here today!
S3PARADIGM
Wait... Are those fliers? I should've known you were trying to sell me something.
chapdaddy
It even comes with the Farrah Fawcett app (Scull and Crossbones). Ahhh to soon?????
Dunstin Checks Out
The flyer says that it has the worse services that it can de-"liver". Too soon?
chapdaddy
So that is how Steve Jobs moved to the top of the List for his Liver Transplant.
Zounds!
Oh sure, it looks dumb now, but in person, he sounds like Darth Vader, which is super-awesome.
callmekool
Ofcourse someone stole my phone, it didnt just grow legs and walk away....OH WAIT!
MC_Rap
Darryl loved his iPhone so much, the love making felt right...but everybody knew when the phone got pregnant, the god forsaken product of that love would wind up on the streets
HelperMonkey
The best part is, no one is paying him for this. He's doing this because he believes in the cause.
Rhascar
Just push the right button and your delicious orange juice will flow out of the conveniently placed slot. (Now with rotten apple Taste!)
JROY
Get it that one where I copy the winning one was a joke. I know, pretty funny. I get compliments all the time. ummm,I bet those flyers are for something gay...like a water feature.
quagmyre
Twenty minutes later, quivering at the thought of "no service for workers" France surrendered.
troutslap
At 3:27 pm on June 25 of the year 2009 the Apple uprising began, starting with the release of the iSoldier
Rumor06
Times are tough. So tough, that even the once wealthy iPhones are forced to work the streets...
MC_Rap
In an effort for efficiency. drug lords are now creating cell phone/drug dealer hybrids
arabiandstbstr
It's bad enough when a person who can afford a normal iphone complains about the resession-this guy can suck a dick.
TheAntagonist
In an attempt to not exclude part of the customer audience, apple designed the new iphone for people with poor eyesight...and no legs.
exnihilo
I'm going to wait before buying it. The next model will be rid of those pesky orange papers.
crackcorn
VH1 takes a look at Kevin Federline in the next episode of "Where are they now?"
niko4ever
The sentient robot overlords were nowhere near as bad-ass-looking as previous generations had assumed.
karan8624
The early ipods werent as advanced... you selected a song and the guy hiding inside would sing it
getittwistd
After Frank's iPhone tried to eat him, he decided Andriod WAS a better platform after all.
steeze_bucket
Ted wasn't as satisfied as he hoped he would be with his new "Raging Douchebag" app.
Milkman
"Just because I put a bunch of random crap I found in my closet together with duct tape doesn't mean it isn't art...It's POSTMODERN"
leafs9494
With the economy struggling, Bill Gates was forced to cut down on his funding for taking down Apple.
brucexedwards
Hey, I like what you're wearing. I have a room or we can do it in my car. How much?
wquates
After being cut from Dancing with the Stars, Steve Wozniak really went downhill...
Exodiafinder687
The new self aware app for the iPhone did not go as well as was previously assumed.
ajp1015
What the fuck is an Iphone?!?...I thought you were protesting the fruit conglomerates!!!
Patrickivan
I-I--I-I-II-I-I-I--I--I-I-II-II-I-I-I-I-I'm sorry. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-II-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-have a unique stutter.
anarcurt
Steve Jobs has revealed the latest in his plan to enslave the world. The Apple iPocalypse, the device that wears you.
jjok
Dude, you really should consider a holster and a skin to protect that silver bezzel.
gitsum
Microsoft's new guerilla marketing campain may have finally pushed the limits of reason...
liverpooljohnny
1. Machines become self-aware. 2. They form unions. 3. Your phone doesn't work after 3pm or on weekends.
josancho
To charge this model, simply stand in a tub of water and drop in a plugged in appliance of your choice
Zounds!
"What does this app do?" "It screams angry slogans at you and hands out protest flyers." "SWEET!"
gitsum
The protest was going splendidly, until a passerby inserted $1, and began violently shaking the vending machine when it did not dispense a coke.
liverpooljohnny
Phones are so small when you first get them, but then you flush them down the toilet or throw them away...
wraith1103
Steve Job's surgeon got him back for years of faulty products. Instead of a new liver, he got this.
JohnTurner
Things haven't been the same for protestors since Rage against the Machine broke up.
harsh3r
Samsung decides to play mind games with Apple ahead of the Super Mobile Bowl finals.
Priapism
Apple toned down the AI on their new iPhone after they had an incident with one of their experimental models.
Bishopwhitet
Tens of people lined up as Microsoft launched it's answer to the iPhone this week.
Zounds!
I just want to know what the Jolly-Roger button does...you just know it's something sweet!
PeptoOverdose
someone is going to say "in soviate russia iphone uses you" and gain a lot of votes. We get it already.
dandaman
The sad part is, whichever Cracked staff member took this was too afraid to roll down the window when doing so...
CaptionDatAss
Why is there a huge bare ass at the top of this picture?!?! Is Andre the Giant mooning us?!?!
CttCJim
Unfortunately, Steve's protest was cut short when he realized he'd left his charge cord at home.
Aaron5858
The disgruntled iPhone protests stupid stickers that people put on their iPhones
eastcoastghost
Apple doesn’t offer service to it’s workers?! Fuck that shit! ‘Rotten Apple’ indeed, sir!
grafton
Yeah, take that Steve Jobs. You're no match for my crappy costume and Kinkos' fliers.
Leecaz
In national news: a man was crushed by a giant Iphone today that inexplicably fell to earth from the heavens.
UdoSchaffner
How many times do we have to tell you Blackberry. You will always be the lesser fruit. On second thought...
MC_Rap
Glen always wakes up from this dream with a charger up his ass and his dick in the USB port
feralboy12
Suddenly, a giant 1980's mobile phone walks up and beats the crap out of him.
controlfreak777
Get over it, the only way to get service is AT&T, and dressing like a complete fucktard won't make a difference.
TheDrRipper
Apple vs microsoft: the first stages 20:03 ... Microsoft release this picture 20:09 ... Apple cry at the lack of realism
highcake
When the iPhone 3G came out the old iPhone, desolate and lonely, took to whoring itself out.
SteveHardon
Bill Gates tries the next step in interfacing people with their electronics.
niko4ever
"This photo? Well kids, you know how sometimes you dress up as famous people, this is kind of like that... hey, I told you retarded is a no-no word Missy."
Random240
I agree with Apple, the hardcore punk scene is a good market to move into right now.
tastyburp
"damned itch .. maybe if I j-u-s-t rub up against this wall.." (sound of scratching glass)
tastyburp
1 infomercial later, Jimmy was clearly working for himself & setting his own hours -- in no time at all.
SecurityMedic
"Soundwave, it's a big improvement over your old boombox disguise, but I'd look for something else if I were you.
Hellfire1989
The first sentient IPhone recruiting more of his brothers to take over the planet. I fucking warned ye.
auc1913
Union workers now filling in on other picket lines now that Detroit is out of business.
Phiaaweba
No! We need to cover Megan's ugly thumb in the new Transformer's flick, not her tits!
suffra
Some iphones were seen lining up as early as one week in advance to wait for their replacements
azrael07
Product placement in the Transformers sequel is far worse than it's predecessor.
Kursplode
2017:iWorks are released for construction work 2018:skynet takes over, Iworks soon revolt
crackcorn
While the unemployment rate for most Americans is at a steady 10%, the Giant Cellphone demographic has taken an especially hard hit. In protest to Obama's economic policies, this cellphone here, is handing out leaflets encouraging people to vote "Sin
Euronymous
If he just would've gotten a Zune like all the other butthurt ex-Apple customers he would be looking like a complete douche bag right now.
Gatzu
As you can see, the original iPhone model came with a rat, a poison, and a hammer application. My how technology advances.
OvaltinePatrol
Have you seen the Apple store in Boston? And now this guy? THEY'RE MAKING A RELIGION.
discdeath
Surely they could have got a picture which has something to do with Michael Jackson dying.
dtzulu
I'm going to straight drop-kick the first person who tries to put a quarter in my fly!
SmellyCrack
I love the iDouche! Use it when your Apple smells rotten...it wont let you down. Trust me ;)
pseudonym32
Looks like the bastards at Apple don't want their stuff compatible with with anything nowadays
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