Craptions Classics June 24, 2009

The gray transformer did not deal well with being cut from the sequel.

hwuu

Other Craptions

...Or as they call it in Canada.....Tuesday.

somfas

Your limo has arrived Ms. Winehouse.

buddywts

Maybe just one, officer...

Thomas Calnan

"Clearly I wasn't driving erratically, officer. The cans on top are still standing."

ChaseMitchell

Moving out of the college dorm took less time than I thought it would.

The_jimmuki

What seems to be the ocifer, problem?

Todzilla

At 10 cents a bottle, the collection is estimated at 13-times more valuable than his piece of shit car.

gitsum

Mike didn't actually drink, he just liked everyone on the highway to give him plenty of space.

zbeebs

Say what you will, but the cops sure didn't find the pot in glove compartment.

zbeebs

Just scoot the junk over when you get in.

hwuu

Stop stalking me, Cracked!

CavalierX

Nobody knew where the governor of South Carolina had gone . . .

Julius_Goat

It's okay... If I get stopped, I have mints.

Thomas Calnan

Officer: "Alright Busey, get out of the car."

nelson5444
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