Other Craptions

I'll just stand, thanks...

Fancy criminals get sentenced to the Eclectic Chair.

Butfuk from Ikea. Assembly required.

The prosecution brought out their first and only piece of evidence for Michael Jackson's child molestation hearing.

You can sugar coat it all you want, but that is still one uncomfortable chair.

My dentist was right... I couldn't even feel the drill.

MC Eschair

XBOX 360's new controller.

The precursor to the electric chair was considerably less humane

Terrorist pinatas aren't filled with candy and hope, they're filled with large caliber ammo and broken penis pumps.

You get the feeling Bob doesn't want us to stay long??

The chair that asks if you'd like your stool pushed in.

It comes in three finishes: Beachwood, Oak, and WTF.

Sybian circa 1892

The skeleton of Chairie from Pee Wee's Playhouse

It was cute when you made me little crafts in grade school, Jonny. But you're 35 years old now!

Chairnobyl.

Carradine's birthday present remains unopened

A decliner.

"The Mummy 4: The Uncomfortable Chair"

This chair is for shits and giggles. It cures both.

Trockenhaube not included.

Wii Sit.

Damn Ikea! Nobody expects the Swedish Inquisition!!

My son's Father's Day gift was definitely supposed to be a hint, I just wish I knew what that hint was.

I'm certain that chair violates at least 6 or 7 civil liberities...

In Soviet Russia, Michael Bay jokes are tired of me.

OK, where do I put my dick on THIS one?

IKEA's new line for 2009: Dömenåtriks

Apparently they sent this along with the Statue of Liberty...

The dark side of the Amish.

Really Doctor, I fell on it.

The answer to "What crawled up your ass this morning?"

Well, sure, it may not be comfortable, but at $4.99 can you afford NOT to sit on it?

Sure it looks great- but functionally- it's a pain in the ass.

Helen Keller's C- in woodshop was merited.

I'm less concerned with the freaky chair, than all the extremely large spent shells next to it. What is this guy hunting, school buses?

You should see the table.

WARNING: to safely use this chair, be sure to wear your Trockenhaube

My wife walking by: "Honey, what's that?" Me: "I think it's something kinky- give you any ideas!" My wife: "Yes Dear- Remember to take the garbage out tonight before sleeping on the couch."

"And there's a mirror so you can view your shame.."

The Spanish Inquisition was really fucked up.

Billy Mays is starting to reach a bit... but I still need 3.

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to.... well, not sure about that yet.

When I sit in this chair, I can't help but ponder some of the many mysteries in life. But most of all, I can't help but wonder if my anus will ever be the same again...

The jars are to collect your juices.

Honey, why don't you go downstairs and bring up an extra chair for your new boyfriend. --- But Daddy, I love him. It's not fair!

"Welcome to ACME Corporation, Mr. Coyote. Just have a seat in our waiting room and our Complaints Manager will be right with you."

Well why would someone stick this in storage?