Craptions Classics June 22, 2009

While no one was severely injured in the collision, one of the men did report feeling "all shook up."

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

When road rash meets diaper rash, disco is there.

seannyb

...and that's why I was late for work.

Brett-Butler

Elvis has left the bike race.

hwuu

Shut up Elvis. No one's asking you how to signal a right hand turn.

The Xtreme Depends commercial featuring the Elvis impersonator is FAILING! Get me Michael Bay!

JobiSierra14

some traffic accidents you really do need to slow down and stare at

spydrmunkie

Elvis lives . . . but he wishes he didn't.

Julius_Goat

Traffic jams just won't be the same under Obama.

CavalierX

The secret life of the unemployed.

jtklove

Sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. A restraining order kicks it out forever.

Kelly Robinson

"How did the bike race go today?" "Depends."

HUMLY

Elvis has left the bike path.

Blinker_Fluid

Men in diapers, an Elvis impersonator... Fuck! We made a wrong turn. We're in Dis-Graceland.

Thomas Calnan

The most fabulous gang war ever.

Brett-Butler
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