Other Craptions

When road rash meets diaper rash, disco is there.

...and that's why I was late for work.

Elvis has left the bike race.

Shut up Elvis. No one's asking you how to signal a right hand turn.

The Xtreme Depends commercial featuring the Elvis impersonator is FAILING! Get me Michael Bay!

some traffic accidents you really do need to slow down and stare at

Elvis lives . . . but he wishes he didn't.

Traffic jams just won't be the same under Obama.

The secret life of the unemployed.

Sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. A restraining order kicks it out forever.

"How did the bike race go today?" "Depends."

Elvis has left the bike path.

Men in diapers, an Elvis impersonator... Fuck! We made a wrong turn. We're in Dis-Graceland.

The most fabulous gang war ever.

Man, I sure could use a Trockenhaube right now.

"Disco Stu's planning to sue!"

And Elvis wins the Tour De France!

This is why I drive to work

We can't ride on together, with suspicious minds...

Elvis had hoped to be the patron Saint of Rock'n Roll when he died. Instead, he became the saint of bicycle helmets. Turns out, rock n roll WAS the devil's music.

Slipping on a banana peel is classic comedy. But slipping on a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich? That's Elvis comedy.

Elvis has left the convenient store.

You just got burned by the DISCO INFERNO!

Well, if it's recommend by Elvis AND diaper bikers, then I'm eating at the Totem House.

CSI: WTF

I be groovin', they be hatin'.

Geez, look at that slim physique. Death really did come as a friend to Elvis.

In the Ghetto!

Elvis would never be caught dead in a Cracked Craption Contest

Someone needs new Pampers.

Welcome to Clicheville, USA. Population: me.

The real winner here is dignity.

The Whoflungpoo Biker Gang was never really taken that seriously.

RACIST: the white guy always wins.

There can be only one King of the Road.

Against diapered fatties distracted by seafood, Mike wasn't just good. He was the BEST.

One has pants that are cool as shit, the rest are cool with shitting their pants.

Does anyone viewing this picture still believe in evolution?

What's stiff and excites women? Elvis Presley!

We would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling King!

I found a quarter in the street!!!

That Knievel....he's just so evil.

Phil and Shawn were not only brutally honest when they said they'd shit their pants if they ever ran into Elvis, but they were also well-prepared when that day came.

Elvis and the Memphis Mafia - the Golden Years

"That's weird. So the talent agent gave you this exact address too?"

So this is the Las Vegas strip, eh? I gotta say, I expected a little more.

Raise your hand if you want to finally see a vagina.

Hey, HEY, over here, check it out can you give me directions to the convention? My son who looks like the joker forget his Juice box. He gets a lil weird without them.

Damn. If you weren't looking for it you wouldn't even know this was an advertisement for 7-11