Other Craptions

"Uh buddy, did you tell 'Storm' here that this is the line for the men's washroom." "He knows."

You know, that's a good question. Why AM I so serious?

The only thing that's gotten laid in this picture is the carpet.

"If you're wearing that suit you ought to at least be able to tell one fucking joke, that's all I'm sayin'."

Man, that R2:D2 costume is shit.

Sunday, June 21, 2009, 3:13 PM - CRACKED.com readers make their 1 billionth "nerds are virgins" joke.

Weirdest prostitution ring ever busted.

"Huh, I didn't realize the bottom of the barrel was carpeted."

"Dude, don't look now, but there are boobs to my extreme left."

So... which one of you is Bustychick69?

Why so nerdy?

These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

I like how everyone here pretends to be too cool to acknowledge that these are actually pretty damn good costumes. Yet, everyone is still enough of a geek to recognize the characters... so let's all take a long hard look in the mirror.

This city needs a better class of geek.

I am totally buying this porno.

"So, how many telemarketers do you think they're hiring?"

Well fine, Storm. Maybe this chick will sleep...with...me. Awkward.

So Master Chief, the Joker, and black Storm walk into a bar...

The guy dressed as a trash can, man. That's a costume.

Dear god, look at those huge boobs...and that lady with a massive chest.

Not pictured: the rest of P.E. class throwing dodgeballs.

So you said we'd all get laid, right?

Virgin, virgin, virgin, Tranny

Ever dance with the devil...under a Holiday Inn fluorescent light?

"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars! Well...actually I'm an accountant."

Are you saying you've never kissed a girl either? What a coincidence.

Wanna see my Pokemon cards?

If you can't tell that it's Master Chief from Halo, The Joker from the new Dark Knight movie, Cliff Secord from the Rocketeer, and Storm from Xmen...kiss your incredibly hot girlfriend for me...

The four people Stan Lee will meet in Heaven.

"Hey, watch this. I'm gonna tell her that I can control the weather in her panties..."

want to see a trick? watch me make my pride disappear

Spot the Virgin - the new gameshow from Fox.

I'm the Rocketeer... You know with the Jet Pack and such... Oh come on, at least one of you has seen the movie right? Anybody? Sigh...

my common sense is tingling...

The lines are hardly ever long at MY local DMV!

How ironic. A picture of a bunch of virgins on Father's Day.

Waiting in the Welfare line got a whole lot awesomer after the credit crunch.

Hi, I'm here for the gangbang

I guess asking if you're single is more of a rhetorical question.

"Is your mom running late to pick you up too?"

"You're right, Joker, how DID I ever fly with this thing on without burning my legs?"

Psst...I just flew my rocket right into a storm, and now she's just standing there with a horrible look of shame

Still not as bad as my family reunions

If you'd rather hit on the joker than storm your not just gay but also deaply disturbed

Is this the line for the suicide booth?

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