Is that a horse or are you just happy to see me? Oh, I see, both.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't ride him comfortably with a boner...wait...that's not right.
I may not know art, but I know what I like ...
Dear God! He blew the top of that horse's head clean off!
Yes the artist had skill, but think of how hard it had to be for the model to pose like that.
Bareback: it can mean two things
You don't want to know how they polish this statue.
The beastiality freak of Pompeii was encased forever in his glory
Harold: "Ah! Glorious sunrise!"
Horse: "Get it away! Get it away! Why are my hooves stuck in concrete?!?!"
"... and then they asked me if I wanted to sit in the 'splash zone' and I was like 'sure, what's the worst that could happen'"
How much for that coat rack?
No man you can't put this out side a Sunday school!
The artist was a bit confused when they commissioned him to erect a statue
Mommy, where do I put the quarter in to ride this?
And that's how I got my horse to start wearing a saddle.