Other Craptions

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't ride him comfortably with a boner...wait...that's not right.

I may not know art, but I know what I like ...

Dear God! He blew the top of that horse's head clean off!

Yes the artist had skill, but think of how hard it had to be for the model to pose like that.

Bareback: it can mean two things

You don't want to know how they polish this statue.

The beastiality freak of Pompeii was encased forever in his glory

Harold: "Ah! Glorious sunrise!" Horse: "Get it away! Get it away! Why are my hooves stuck in concrete?!?!"

"... and then they asked me if I wanted to sit in the 'splash zone' and I was like 'sure, what's the worst that could happen'"

How much for that coat rack?

No man you can't put this out side a Sunday school!

The artist was a bit confused when they commissioned him to erect a statue

Mommy, where do I put the quarter in to ride this?

"Fuck you and the horse... never mind"

And that's how I got my horse to start wearing a saddle.

"Oh if only I had a trockenhaube!!"

so yeah, thats my sexual fantasy.

He is being too hard on that poor horse.

God dam you modern art!

Well I figured out why he was called the LONE ranger.

"Good Morning Erection!"

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

We don't know who he was, but his horse was a real dickhead.

Before Zorro could afford a real sword, he had to improvise

Kids, this is the LAST time we go to Medieval Times!

Man, the shows in Mexico just get weirder all the time.

See, I TOLD you gay marriage would lead to... this.

The statue of limitations.

I'm hung like THIS horse!

This guy and the horse walk into a bar, the bartender says: "Why the long ...uh"

for the man who needs a bost

They've finally made coin-operated rides for women.

"If you build it, he will cum"

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no wang...

I love the smell of semen in the morning...It smells like....well, like semen.

So that's how they sell viagra to rednecks.

This isn't what I meant when I said that I wanted him standing at attention!

The La Brea Tar Pits: worst spa idea for your bachelor party.

It's not the most ideal compass...

Give me liberty, or give me head!

what the fuck were these two doing when medusa walked in on them

Just ... don't ... pet it.

It's Boner Jesus!

Good Morning Mesopotamia!!

"Took a Viagra, got stuck in my throat. I've had a stiff neck all day, a-thank-you."

Seriously though, you didn't have to actually fuck the horse I rode in on...

Women get the walk of shame. Guys get the cock-out horse ride of triumph!

OMG, a black man.

Your mouth says "Nay..." but your body says, "YES YES, OH GOD YES."